Mat Ryer
@matryer.bsky.social
Computer boy. Comedy. Music. Podcaster, Conference emcee, Author. Games. Album ‘Bedtime Lies’ is out now. https://open.spotify.com/album/0XjLb33D1xlK8zft6HGONM?si=TPSu0aJySUqsWFgC9jQNTA
I hope you’re referring to The Bastard Waltz?
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I hope you’re referring to The Bastard Waltz?
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T-minus: year-end → next up 🚀
How we closed the fiscal year: Strong revenue growth + expanding AI adoption + open observability leadership.
Thanks for building with us in the open!
Read: https://grafana.com/about/press/2026/02/03/grafana-labs-caps-a-breakout-year-of-growth-and-product-innovation/
How we closed the fiscal year: Strong revenue growth + expanding AI adoption + open observability leadership.
Thanks for building with us in the open!
Read: https://grafana.com/about/press/2026/02/03/grafana-labs-caps-a-breakout-year-of-growth-and-product-innovation/
February 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
T-minus: year-end → next up 🚀
How we closed the fiscal year: Strong revenue growth + expanding AI adoption + open observability leadership.
Thanks for building with us in the open!
Read: https://grafana.com/about/press/2026/02/03/grafana-labs-caps-a-breakout-year-of-growth-and-product-innovation/
How we closed the fiscal year: Strong revenue growth + expanding AI adoption + open observability leadership.
Thanks for building with us in the open!
Read: https://grafana.com/about/press/2026/02/03/grafana-labs-caps-a-breakout-year-of-growth-and-product-innovation/
I just saw somebody who was EXACTLY ny height. Weird.
February 2, 2026 at 2:13 PM
I just saw somebody who was EXACTLY ny height. Weird.
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This is ticking along nicely still, would love to have you on board. I don't feel bad promoting it because I'm comfortably making a loss on it. Trailer from @matryer.bsky.social once more.
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This is ticking along nicely still, would love to have you on board. I don't feel bad promoting it because I'm comfortably making a loss on it. Trailer from @matryer.bsky.social once more.
It means the string cows are stressed out.
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 AM
It means the string cows are stressed out.
My phone adds fog because I don’t clean it.
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 AM
My phone adds fog because I don’t clean it.
It definitely had an infinite monkeys feel to it - but yeah, it found a sofa order from years ago.
January 21, 2026 at 11:39 AM
It definitely had an infinite monkeys feel to it - but yeah, it found a sofa order from years ago.
Email search just helped me for the first time ever.
January 21, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Email search just helped me for the first time ever.
That’s not very nice.
Anyway, happy birthday.
Anyway, happy birthday.
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 AM
That’s not very nice.
Anyway, happy birthday.
Anyway, happy birthday.
@lawyerlisa.bsky.social can you say something else so I can finish my ‘that’s my parkrun’ set.
Then people have to pay double when they land on me.
Then people have to pay double when they land on me.
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 AM
@lawyerlisa.bsky.social can you say something else so I can finish my ‘that’s my parkrun’ set.
Then people have to pay double when they land on me.
Then people have to pay double when they land on me.
I just put on yesterday’s clothes, which is my parkrun outfit.
January 17, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I just put on yesterday’s clothes, which is my parkrun outfit.
I went for a walk to get coffee this morning which is my parkrun.
January 17, 2026 at 9:59 AM
I went for a walk to get coffee this morning which is my parkrun.
How big are the local indexes?
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 PM
How big are the local indexes?
Hopefully when you land you can decompress.
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Hopefully when you land you can decompress.
(Starts work on a new Tesco theme tune)
January 8, 2026 at 10:27 AM
(Starts work on a new Tesco theme tune)
I can’t believe she was the secret Santa.
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I can’t believe she was the secret Santa.
Sounds like it sucks.
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Sounds like it sucks.
I was warned about social media being toxic but never experienced it myself until now.
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I was warned about social media being toxic but never experienced it myself until now.
What, we’re all dogs are we? Thanks Matthew. Thanks a lot.
January 7, 2026 at 9:00 AM
What, we’re all dogs are we? Thanks Matthew. Thanks a lot.
Trod on a plug. Not a great start.
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Trod on a plug. Not a great start.
That time of year when we all increase the number at the end of our passwords.
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
That time of year when we all increase the number at the end of our passwords.
My opinion is also meaningless as I have no idea what I’m doing. I rely on Watson saying “no that’s guff, do another” a lot.
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
My opinion is also meaningless as I have no idea what I’m doing. I rely on Watson saying “no that’s guff, do another” a lot.
Thank you - I loved making it.
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Thank you - I loved making it.
Just been told chess is not like PS5s.
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just been told chess is not like PS5s.