matsimpsk
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Time Magazine's Person of the Year 2006. And they'll have to prise my 2012 Nobel Peace Prize out of my cold, dead hands.
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Today’s track: Drive That Fast – Kitchens of Distinction music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Drive That Fast by Kitchens of Distinction on Apple Music
Song · 1991 · Duration 5:37
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January 11, 2026 at 7:03 AM
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Principles only matter when they're hard to keep.
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Principles only matter when they're hard to keep.
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Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:
Trump talks about Denmark and Greenland just now: "The fact that they landed a boat there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land."
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Some important new government policy that Native Americans might be interested in:
Today’s track: Happier Than Ever – The Kills music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Happier Than Ever by The Kills on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 4:22
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January 10, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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9 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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January 9, 2026 at 11:06 AM
9 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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Today’s track: To Undo the World Itself – The Orielles music.apple.com/gb/a...
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To Undo the World Itself by The Orielles on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 3:51
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January 9, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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This, from @twoht.bsky.social, on Marin Chivers is lovely:
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Thank you, Mr Chivers
The death of Martin Chivers is a shock, a player who served Spurs with distinction, and with whom I had a couple of (tenuous) links.
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January 8, 2026 at 12:50 PM
This, from @twoht.bsky.social, on Marin Chivers is lovely:
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8 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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January 8, 2026 at 9:05 AM
8 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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Today’s track: Rydeen – Yellow Magic Orchestra music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Rydeen by Yellow Magic Orchestra on Apple Music
Song · 1979 · Duration 4:26
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January 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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It’s not like it would be the first time that we’d hired an ex-Chelsea manager.
January 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
It’s not like it would be the first time that we’d hired an ex-Chelsea manager.
Time to bring in the fully-COYS manager of the US national team.
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Time to bring in the fully-COYS manager of the US national team.
He’s absolutely desperate to get sacked.
Yes, Thomas Frank was photographed holding a cup with arse on it at the Vitality today. www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-...
Tottenham Hotspur manager Thomas Frank before the Premier League...
Tottenham Hotspur manager Thomas Frank before the Premier League match at the Vitality Stadium, Bournemouth. Picture date: Wednesday January 7, 2026.
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January 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
He’s absolutely desperate to get sacked.
There’s a man here calling himself Ogles who says he’s a dominant predator.
Ogles: "It's important that we have a stake in Greenland, that they are quite frankly a protectorate of the US. They've been in relationship with Denmark - that needs to end. We've spilled more blood protecting Greenland than the Danes... we are the dominant predator force in the Western Hemisphere"
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
There’s a man here calling himself Ogles who says he’s a dominant predator.
7 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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January 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
7 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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Today’s track: solo – Fred again.. & Blanco music.apple.com/gb/a...
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solo by Fred again.. & Blanco on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 4:52
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January 7, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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6 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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January 6, 2026 at 11:18 AM
6 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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Today’s track: Please Push No More – Gary Numan music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Please Push No More by Gary Numan on Apple Music
Song · 1980 · Duration 5:38
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January 6, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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5 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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January 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
5 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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Today’s track: Out of Space – The Prodigy music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Out of Space by The Prodigy on Apple Music
Song · 1992 · Duration 5:02
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January 5, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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4 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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January 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
4 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuit calendar.
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Today’s track: Still Riding – Barry Can't Swim music.apple.com/gb/a...
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Still Riding by Barry Can't Swim on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 3:37
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January 4, 2026 at 7:08 AM
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2/ ~old jk is best jk~
January 3, 2026 at 10:12 AM
2/ ~old jk is best jk~
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What if Darth Vader had ADHD
January 3, 2026 at 10:35 AM
What if Darth Vader had ADHD
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The good thing is that there are some great minds in the whitehouse who will have solid plans for regime change and the aftermath
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
The good thing is that there are some great minds in the whitehouse who will have solid plans for regime change and the aftermath
3 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuits calendar:
January 3, 2026 at 9:38 AM
3 January’s question from the 1987 Trivial Pursuits calendar: