mobby boynihan
@mattbasky.bsky.social
buy me bonestorm or go to hell. he/him
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mobby boynihan
@mattbasky.bsky.social
· Nov 21
looking to find more followers! I don’t like anything or do anything and I spend all my time suspended in a tank of translucent goo
hey man we baked this for you as our way of saying “thank you for killing all those horses”
February 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
hey man we baked this for you as our way of saying “thank you for killing all those horses”
earth proudly wears the parthenon as a prince albert upon it’s massive dong
-ralph waldo emerson
-ralph waldo emerson
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
earth proudly wears the parthenon as a prince albert upon it’s massive dong
-ralph waldo emerson
-ralph waldo emerson
the coolest animal is a peregrine falcon and you cannot convince me otherwise, those dudes are basically just a fist with wings
February 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
the coolest animal is a peregrine falcon and you cannot convince me otherwise, those dudes are basically just a fist with wings
while my guitar gently reeeeeee’s
February 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
while my guitar gently reeeeeee’s
remember when jeff bezos wanted a free space ship so he whined and cried to the government until they gave him one with taxpayer dollars and then somebody was like “actually jeff the tech to live in space won’t exist in your lifetime” so he just went “whatever space is gay anyways”?
February 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
remember when jeff bezos wanted a free space ship so he whined and cried to the government until they gave him one with taxpayer dollars and then somebody was like “actually jeff the tech to live in space won’t exist in your lifetime” so he just went “whatever space is gay anyways”?
PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN THE EMAIL
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN THE EMAIL
MY children are MY property on every OTHER weekend
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
MY children are MY property on every OTHER weekend
heartbreaking: new chinese buffet opened and it sucks
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
heartbreaking: new chinese buffet opened and it sucks
bout fuckin time
February 11, 2026 at 9:42 PM
bout fuckin time
this peer reviewed medical study failed to consider my feelings
February 7, 2026 at 5:57 PM
this peer reviewed medical study failed to consider my feelings
courage actually wasn’t a cowardly dog at all put some respect on his name
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
courage actually wasn’t a cowardly dog at all put some respect on his name
if u grew up in the 90s do u still remember your landmine number?
February 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
if u grew up in the 90s do u still remember your landmine number?
how to go from “imprisoned” to “imp rizzin’”
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
how to go from “imprisoned” to “imp rizzin’”
martin luther jonas brothers
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
martin luther jonas brothers
so glad I don’t have a curved dick, I’ve seen some dudes whose dicks look like they’re trying to pull an illegal u turn
February 3, 2026 at 11:15 PM
so glad I don’t have a curved dick, I’ve seen some dudes whose dicks look like they’re trying to pull an illegal u turn
last year some gymbro hit on my girlfriend and got ruthlessly shut down and honestly my fat ass has been coasting on that ever since
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 AM
last year some gymbro hit on my girlfriend and got ruthlessly shut down and honestly my fat ass has been coasting on that ever since
we’re all meeting up at the denny’s where that guy burned to death later if you wanna come with
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
we’re all meeting up at the denny’s where that guy burned to death later if you wanna come with
the man they couldn’t hang (too fat)
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
the man they couldn’t hang (too fat)
the world has been run on a socioeconomic system wherein the ruling class tells us ad nauseam that they are sorry for party rocking, when the truth is they hold no regrets for party rocking at all
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
the world has been run on a socioeconomic system wherein the ruling class tells us ad nauseam that they are sorry for party rocking, when the truth is they hold no regrets for party rocking at all
nowadays people don’t like to talk about killing baby hitler, which is bad because if you find yourself in a situation where you NEED to kill baby hitler you won’t have any attack combos memorized and you’ll get filtered by his second form
January 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
nowadays people don’t like to talk about killing baby hitler, which is bad because if you find yourself in a situation where you NEED to kill baby hitler you won’t have any attack combos memorized and you’ll get filtered by his second form
if genghis khan were alive today he’d be blowing big ol nasty vape clouds everywhere
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
if genghis khan were alive today he’d be blowing big ol nasty vape clouds everywhere
tried listening to deftones and it’s like why is this guy moaning at me like he’s gonna cum or something? and now he’s screaming, this guy is cumming and screaming at me
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 AM
tried listening to deftones and it’s like why is this guy moaning at me like he’s gonna cum or something? and now he’s screaming, this guy is cumming and screaming at me
need to get me one of those oreo speedwagons
January 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
need to get me one of those oreo speedwagons
Triumph taught me to lay it on the line but Toto taught me to hold it there
December 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Triumph taught me to lay it on the line but Toto taught me to hold it there
alan dershowitz in the pit crowdkilling like:
alan dershowitz shadowboxing going like “dersh! dersh! dersh!”
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
alan dershowitz in the pit crowdkilling like: