Matt Fennell
@mattfennell.bsky.social
Once and Future Handyman
Co-host of @urasawaboys.com
Writing at blarple.net
Chattanooga, TN
He/Him
Co-host of @urasawaboys.com
Writing at blarple.net
Chattanooga, TN
He/Him
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Matt Fennell
@mattfennell.bsky.social
· Oct 1
crushed by a redwood tree in the middle of a baseball game in an act of anti-labor violence - Blarple.net
a review of Thomas Pynchon’s Vineland
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still turning over my thoughts on ONE BATTLE - if you are confused about the shape that whole thing takes, I wrote up my take on VINELAND last month and just fixed the thumbnail!
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you may have the Nintendo Power, but your soul will be restless until you find Nintendo Peace
the day that they finally put the Super Nintendo version of Wario’s Woods - a game that I can already play across 4 devices I own - is the day I will finally know Nintendo Peace
The latest Switch Online update has brought two NES and two Game Boy titles to the service - Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden 2, and more!
buff.ly/gaZYvNI
buff.ly/gaZYvNI
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
you may have the Nintendo Power, but your soul will be restless until you find Nintendo Peace
the day that they finally put the Super Nintendo version of Wario’s Woods - a game that I can already play across 4 devices I own - is the day I will finally know Nintendo Peace
The latest Switch Online update has brought two NES and two Game Boy titles to the service - Battletoads, Ninja Gaiden 2, and more!
buff.ly/gaZYvNI
buff.ly/gaZYvNI
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
the day that they finally put the Super Nintendo version of Wario’s Woods - a game that I can already play across 4 devices I own - is the day I will finally know Nintendo Peace
people need to stop booing carrie anne for having correct opinions it’s making her soften her scores and is making the show worse
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
people need to stop booing carrie anne for having correct opinions it’s making her soften her scores and is making the show worse
what’s prompting the Star Wars takes today did something happen
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
what’s prompting the Star Wars takes today did something happen
returning my rental car from this business trip and I asked the lady what today is to fill out the paperwork and she said “the 22nd” and I said “11-22” as I was writing it out and then paused and we made eye contact and I had to physically stop myself from saying “this is the day Kennedy was killed”
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
returning my rental car from this business trip and I asked the lady what today is to fill out the paperwork and she said “the 22nd” and I said “11-22” as I was writing it out and then paused and we made eye contact and I had to physically stop myself from saying “this is the day Kennedy was killed”
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
cannot believe I forgot that the Olive Garden here directly overlooks a small cemetery
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
cannot believe I forgot that the Olive Garden here directly overlooks a small cemetery
wearing a lanyard of keycards and a tie to work deluding myself into imagining I’d be a good fit in a sort of HOUSE OF DYNAMITE nuclear situation room
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
wearing a lanyard of keycards and a tie to work deluding myself into imagining I’d be a good fit in a sort of HOUSE OF DYNAMITE nuclear situation room
gut reaction is that I like The Suburbs more than Neon Bible but at the same time nothing hits like that “Intervention” organ
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
gut reaction is that I like The Suburbs more than Neon Bible but at the same time nothing hits like that “Intervention” organ
I’m back in Spartanburg staying in a different hotel than I usually do and it has made the town feel like it loaded in backwards. Pac-Man wrapping around the board and spinning about in confusion
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m back in Spartanburg staying in a different hotel than I usually do and it has made the town feel like it loaded in backwards. Pac-Man wrapping around the board and spinning about in confusion
when I was in Madrid last year I asked the concierge where I could find a place to watch American football and he went 😬 and I said “yeah probably hard in Madrid“ and he said “hard in all of Spain!” Not gonna get any easier when the NFL is making them watch the 2025 Dolphins!!
The NFL Europe stuff is so emblematic of what’s wrong with the NFL. In its quest for omnipresence, the NFL has made Commanders/Dolphins, an ass football game that should be flying under the radar at 1 PM, something that people can focus on. You’re spreading it too thin!
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
when I was in Madrid last year I asked the concierge where I could find a place to watch American football and he went 😬 and I said “yeah probably hard in Madrid“ and he said “hard in all of Spain!” Not gonna get any easier when the NFL is making them watch the 2025 Dolphins!!
As someone who built a PC in Spring 2014 solely because I could not get into the Steam Machine beta launch no matter how hard I tried - hell yeah. look at that goober. he dreamt of the cube
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
As someone who built a PC in Spring 2014 solely because I could not get into the Steam Machine beta launch no matter how hard I tried - hell yeah. look at that goober. he dreamt of the cube
Happy Sewer Special Day!!
If you still hunger for more JUST KING THINGS, our Patreon-exclusive BONUS EPISODE this month is a wide-ranging edition of the yearly Q&A special where Michael talks a great deal about Dean Koontz and CMRN shares a story about coyotes and brave wives: www.patreon.com/posts/just-k...
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Happy Sewer Special Day!!
they could never make me hate stomp clap hey. I’ve got the Mumford and Sons South Africa EP on vinyl. I cried at a Lumineers concert 2 years ago. that music is good to me
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
they could never make me hate stomp clap hey. I’ve got the Mumford and Sons South Africa EP on vinyl. I cried at a Lumineers concert 2 years ago. that music is good to me
gotta be honest, tonight has made me feel more hopeful than I have in a while. better things are possible
November 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
gotta be honest, tonight has made me feel more hopeful than I have in a while. better things are possible
I saw the Chainsaw Man movie last night and thought it was honestly just ok, but i did immediately remember years ago when we read the manga how @200proofgames.bsky.social told me he thought it was in direct convo with Evangelion. Can’t believe I didn’t see it then, the movie makes it so apparent.
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I saw the Chainsaw Man movie last night and thought it was honestly just ok, but i did immediately remember years ago when we read the manga how @200proofgames.bsky.social told me he thought it was in direct convo with Evangelion. Can’t believe I didn’t see it then, the movie makes it so apparent.
Reposted by Matt Fennell
1 of the ONLY 3 good stealth games in existence!
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
1 of the ONLY 3 good stealth games in existence!
I'll write something about it soon, but after seeing @jeffgerstmann.com play it, I've been getting really into HOLE, and it's currently on sale!
store.steampowered.com/app/2971610/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2971610/...
Save 20% on HOLE on Steam
Casual & Hard FPS. Be careful with jam.
store.steampowered.com
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I'll write something about it soon, but after seeing @jeffgerstmann.com play it, I've been getting really into HOLE, and it's currently on sale!
store.steampowered.com/app/2971610/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2971610/...
Metric putting in absolutely crazy work in 2010, writing the theme to Twilight Eclipse and putting Black Sheep into Scott Pilgrim - world altering stuff for people aged 15 and under from all walks of life (emily and I respectively)
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Metric putting in absolutely crazy work in 2010, writing the theme to Twilight Eclipse and putting Black Sheep into Scott Pilgrim - world altering stuff for people aged 15 and under from all walks of life (emily and I respectively)
happy halloween, here's some pics from when i went out to the bunker for a really dumb bit and then accidentally became extremely frightened
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 PM
happy halloween, here's some pics from when i went out to the bunker for a really dumb bit and then accidentally became extremely frightened
is this anything?
(assembled from some army documents on the bunkers)
(assembled from some army documents on the bunkers)
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
is this anything?
(assembled from some army documents on the bunkers)
(assembled from some army documents on the bunkers)
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Thinking about this AD&D chart by Ed Greenwood from his dragon magazine article Modern Monsters (issue 57). I saw it years ago but the damage die per speed of impact bit has captured my imagination for a while. I never truly considered ramming an elf with a 80 mph pickup truck before that moment.
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Thinking about this AD&D chart by Ed Greenwood from his dragon magazine article Modern Monsters (issue 57). I saw it years ago but the damage die per speed of impact bit has captured my imagination for a while. I never truly considered ramming an elf with a 80 mph pickup truck before that moment.
I think back on this reply to him literally all the time
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I think back on this reply to him literally all the time
my buddy Carter and I played last of us part ii like, 4 years after its release and one of the highlights of the whole experience was remembering that one guy who was frantically tweeting about how it was the schindler’s list of video games
Finally saw Weapons over the weekend and getting mad at months old articles.
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
my buddy Carter and I played last of us part ii like, 4 years after its release and one of the highlights of the whole experience was remembering that one guy who was frantically tweeting about how it was the schindler’s list of video games