Matt Hamand
@matthamand.bsky.social
I took my kid to haunt at SeaWorld and I'm still kinda doom scrolling.
September 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I took my kid to haunt at SeaWorld and I'm still kinda doom scrolling.
Wonder if he got 2257 releases for all those "porn scenes".
September 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Wonder if he got 2257 releases for all those "porn scenes".
The next six weeks are going to be very trying for those of us with the "The LV426 aliens are not called xenomorphs. That's just the name for any unknown alien species." pet peeve.
Please keep us in your thoughts during this time.
#alienearth
Please keep us in your thoughts during this time.
#alienearth
August 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The next six weeks are going to be very trying for those of us with the "The LV426 aliens are not called xenomorphs. That's just the name for any unknown alien species." pet peeve.
Please keep us in your thoughts during this time.
#alienearth
Please keep us in your thoughts during this time.
#alienearth
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July 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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His wife is from San Diego and her parents still live here. She went to high school with my sister and sister in law.
July 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
His wife is from San Diego and her parents still live here. She went to high school with my sister and sister in law.
Amateurs study tactics. Professionals study logistics.
June 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Amateurs study tactics. Professionals study logistics.
Of course his dog is named Freya.
June 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Of course his dog is named Freya.
Pizza at a party is for anyone at the party.
May 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pizza at a party is for anyone at the party.
@johnrogers.bsky.social Was Breanna's reaction to Tara just the same reaction everyone on set has when Jeri Ryan is guesting?
May 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
@johnrogers.bsky.social Was Breanna's reaction to Tara just the same reaction everyone on set has when Jeri Ryan is guesting?
I was lucky with my fourth guess. It could've gone the other way.
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April 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I was lucky with my fourth guess. It could've gone the other way.
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You might say he's been wholly spirited away.
April 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You might say he's been wholly spirited away.
@padresj.bsky.social I just heard this week's twit. Fwiw I have my TCL Roku tv able to launch to the Apple TV. The setting is in the system->power menu. So it's a little buried. Of course my tv is 5 years old so it might be different now. Good luck.
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
@padresj.bsky.social I just heard this week's twit. Fwiw I have my TCL Roku tv able to launch to the Apple TV. The setting is in the system->power menu. So it's a little buried. Of course my tv is 5 years old so it might be different now. Good luck.
All of this is ridiculous but the one that gets me is the resting heart rate.
April 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
All of this is ridiculous but the one that gets me is the resting heart rate.
How do you pay multiple hundreds of dollars to TurboTax? I paid $50 for the program and $15 to e-file my state return.
(Not that Intuit's lobbying practices are good or anything. I'm just trying figure out where you spent so much money.)
(Not that Intuit's lobbying practices are good or anything. I'm just trying figure out where you spent so much money.)
April 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
How do you pay multiple hundreds of dollars to TurboTax? I paid $50 for the program and $15 to e-file my state return.
(Not that Intuit's lobbying practices are good or anything. I'm just trying figure out where you spent so much money.)
(Not that Intuit's lobbying practices are good or anything. I'm just trying figure out where you spent so much money.)
The leftist purity test /gatekeeping industrial complex is so tiring. Sometimes it feels like they're just a tad less nihilistic than Trumpers.
April 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The leftist purity test /gatekeeping industrial complex is so tiring. Sometimes it feels like they're just a tad less nihilistic than Trumpers.
I got my refund a week after filing. But that was a month ago.
March 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I got my refund a week after filing. But that was a month ago.
The first Twin Peaks Day without David Lynch.
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February 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The first Twin Peaks Day without David Lynch.
The first Twin Peaks Day without David Lynch.
a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says diane 11:30 am february 24th
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking on a cell phone and says diane 11:30 am february 24th
media.tenor.com
February 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The first Twin Peaks Day without David Lynch.
You would get the same effect with a basic ass lollipop as with these. The ingredients list doesn't even try to pretend that there's anything but sugar.
February 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You would get the same effect with a basic ass lollipop as with these. The ingredients list doesn't even try to pretend that there's anything but sugar.
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January 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Better than me.
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Just FYI, they also welcome trans boys in GS troops.
January 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just FYI, they also welcome trans boys in GS troops.