Matt Hamand
@matthamand.bsky.social
I took my kid to haunt at SeaWorld and I'm still kinda doom scrolling.
September 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I took my kid to haunt at SeaWorld and I'm still kinda doom scrolling.
Wonder if he got 2257 releases for all those "porn scenes".
September 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Wonder if he got 2257 releases for all those "porn scenes".
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July 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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His wife is from San Diego and her parents still live here. She went to high school with my sister and sister in law.
July 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
His wife is from San Diego and her parents still live here. She went to high school with my sister and sister in law.
Amateurs study tactics. Professionals study logistics.
June 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Amateurs study tactics. Professionals study logistics.
Of course his dog is named Freya.
June 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Of course his dog is named Freya.
Pizza at a party is for anyone at the party.
May 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Pizza at a party is for anyone at the party.
I was lucky with my fourth guess. It could've gone the other way.
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April 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I was lucky with my fourth guess. It could've gone the other way.
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You might say he's been wholly spirited away.
April 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
You might say he's been wholly spirited away.
All of this is ridiculous but the one that gets me is the resting heart rate.
April 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
All of this is ridiculous but the one that gets me is the resting heart rate.
How do you pay multiple hundreds of dollars to TurboTax? I paid $50 for the program and $15 to e-file my state return.
(Not that Intuit's lobbying practices are good or anything. I'm just trying figure out where you spent so much money.)
(Not that Intuit's lobbying practices are good or anything. I'm just trying figure out where you spent so much money.)
April 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
How do you pay multiple hundreds of dollars to TurboTax? I paid $50 for the program and $15 to e-file my state return.
(Not that Intuit's lobbying practices are good or anything. I'm just trying figure out where you spent so much money.)
(Not that Intuit's lobbying practices are good or anything. I'm just trying figure out where you spent so much money.)
The leftist purity test /gatekeeping industrial complex is so tiring. Sometimes it feels like they're just a tad less nihilistic than Trumpers.
April 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The leftist purity test /gatekeeping industrial complex is so tiring. Sometimes it feels like they're just a tad less nihilistic than Trumpers.
I got my refund a week after filing. But that was a month ago.
March 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I got my refund a week after filing. But that was a month ago.
You would get the same effect with a basic ass lollipop as with these. The ingredients list doesn't even try to pretend that there's anything but sugar.
February 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You would get the same effect with a basic ass lollipop as with these. The ingredients list doesn't even try to pretend that there's anything but sugar.
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January 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Better than me.
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Just FYI, they also welcome trans boys in GS troops.
January 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just FYI, they also welcome trans boys in GS troops.