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Matthew Green
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I teach cryptography at Johns Hopkins. https://blog.cryptographyengineering.com
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EU Commission discloses an attempted cyberattack on its MDM system

ec.europa.eu/commission/p...
February 8, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Lot of weird historical revisionism from academics saying “they didn’t know” about Epstein. People, here’s what his Wikipedia page said way back in late 2008. en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...
February 7, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The FBI can’t get into a Washington Post reporter’s phone, in part because it was set to Lockdown Mode. www.404media.co/fbi-couldnt-...
FBI Couldn’t Get into WaPo Reporter’s iPhone Because It Had Lockdown Mode Enabled
Lockdown Mode is a sometimes overlooked feature of Apple devices that broadly make them harder to hack. A court record indicates the feature might be effective at stopping third parties unlocking some...
www.404media.co
February 4, 2026 at 2:18 PM
We spent the last 20 years turning every business professional into a fiddling web form, and I’m ready for AI just to eat it all.
January 29, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The way Apple lets you exclude apps from iCloud backup is almost comically terrible UX. You can’t find the option in the app Settings pane; you have to dig into the iCloud Backup pane five layers deep, and then the list is organized by backup size rather than alphabetical.
January 28, 2026 at 3:59 PM
There’s a lawsuit against WhatsApp making the rounds today, claiming that Meta has access to plaintext. I see nothing in there that’s compelling; the whole thing sounds like a fishing expedition.
January 27, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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Color me skeptical that saving taxpayer money is the real reason for this change that CISA only made after RSAC appointed a Biden official as its CEO.
January 23, 2026 at 11:07 PM
My son, learning that he can order up to 10 packets of Sriracha on the Starbucks app.
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Epstein-Barr Virus #EBV was linked to #MultipleSclerosis - now a plausible cause has been found, misidentification by longterm memory T-cells that pick on the wrong protein, ANO2, instead of the EBV-antigen. Massive inflection towards the elimination of MS!!!
🧪🧠Cell www.cell.com/cell/fulltex...
Anoctamin-2-specific T cells link Epstein-Barr virus to multiple sclerosis
Researchers identified anoctamin-2 (ANO2) as a frequent autoimmune target in multiple sclerosis, with T cell responses against ANO2 occurring in over half of patients. These ANO2-specific T cells shar...
www.cell.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Imagine picking a fight with… Minnesota.
January 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The problem with working in computer security is you learn never to trust anyone. The problem with never trusting anyone is that often you’re right!
January 10, 2026 at 3:06 PM
My son signed up for selective service a couple of months ago. No big deal. Just paperwork, right? The US doesn’t have a draft anymore.
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The fun thing about watching the movie 2001 in 2025 is you realize HAL is just an LLM and so *obviously* it’s going to murder its crewmembers every few flights due to malformed JSON.
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My wife has an almost mystical ability to screw up iPhones, often in ways that will persist across multiple generations of hardware. I thought she was making up the fact that her phone didn’t work (to avoid my calls) and then yesterday I watched a relatively new iPhone 15 mysteriously reboot twice.
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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Happy new year.
While 2026 is an rsa modulus, it is not a product of Sophie Germain primes so it's probably a bad idea to use it.
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Where’s Waldo?
December 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Petition to move the winter holidays to July so we can just work through this gray time.
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I was stupid enough to buy this new AppleCare One plan for a phone I bought my daughter. Now I learn this only covers the device if it’s connected to the same Apple ID (not family plan). Have to spend Christmas unwinding this and getting a refund, what a drag.
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If we can’t solve hallucinations, OpenAI should fund a service to actually write the academic papers that ChatGPT hallucinates.
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Watching the HN folks discuss the state of user privacy in 2025 is pretty depressing. news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4630...
TikTok unlawfully tracks shopping habits and use of dating apps? | Hacker News
news.ycombinator.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Efficient Privacy-Preserving Blueprints for Threshold Comparison (Pratyush Ranjan Tiwari, Harry Eldridge, Matthew Green) ia.cr/2025/2253
December 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If you’re a cryptographer and you got one of these, send me an email.
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM