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I'm gonna go out on a limb here. Notre Dame woulda kept it within five touchdowns against Ole Miss.
December 21, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here. Notre Dame woulda kept it within five touchdowns against Ole Miss.
Zaxby's is the most overrated trash nonsense I've experienced in fast food. Tiny wings, undersauced, overpriced. First and last time ordering the other day. Eye-twitchingly shitty @zaxbys.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Zaxby's is the most overrated trash nonsense I've experienced in fast food. Tiny wings, undersauced, overpriced. First and last time ordering the other day. Eye-twitchingly shitty @zaxbys.bsky.social
With what? The stench?
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
With what? The stench?
Nicole DeBoer has been on Zillow for days. I think that's clear.
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Nicole DeBoer has been on Zillow for days. I think that's clear.
Before you read this, please know I'm grumpy and in a mood.
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Matt De Lima’s reviews of Die My Love
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December 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Before you read this, please know I'm grumpy and in a mood.
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If it's not for sale at the grocery store, it's not for me. I'm not paying retail for anything anywhere.
I could be a trillionaire and it's not happening. I'm not giving them the satisfaction. The rat bastards.
I could be a trillionaire and it's not happening. I'm not giving them the satisfaction. The rat bastards.
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If it's not for sale at the grocery store, it's not for me. I'm not paying retail for anything anywhere.
I could be a trillionaire and it's not happening. I'm not giving them the satisfaction. The rat bastards.
I could be a trillionaire and it's not happening. I'm not giving them the satisfaction. The rat bastards.
I ate too much.
As it was happening, I was thinking, "Shit, this is too much. I'm not gonna like this later."
I was right.
As it was happening, I was thinking, "Shit, this is too much. I'm not gonna like this later."
I was right.
December 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I ate too much.
As it was happening, I was thinking, "Shit, this is too much. I'm not gonna like this later."
I was right.
As it was happening, I was thinking, "Shit, this is too much. I'm not gonna like this later."
I was right.
When I need to give a name somewhere, like getting a coffee or getting a table at a restaurant. I give a fake name.
Ed Norton in Fight Club used character names from his favorite movies at support groups (Cornelius, Planet of the Apes; Travis, Taxi Driver; Rupert, King of Comedy).
Ed Norton in Fight Club used character names from his favorite movies at support groups (Cornelius, Planet of the Apes; Travis, Taxi Driver; Rupert, King of Comedy).
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
When I need to give a name somewhere, like getting a coffee or getting a table at a restaurant. I give a fake name.
Ed Norton in Fight Club used character names from his favorite movies at support groups (Cornelius, Planet of the Apes; Travis, Taxi Driver; Rupert, King of Comedy).
Ed Norton in Fight Club used character names from his favorite movies at support groups (Cornelius, Planet of the Apes; Travis, Taxi Driver; Rupert, King of Comedy).
What's the target demographic to this nonsense? "Above the fray" centrists who don't consume news, hence why they're so ambiguously clueless?
You know where this kind of discussion across differing viewpoints *actually* happens on a daily basis? In university classrooms across the country.
December 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What's the target demographic to this nonsense? "Above the fray" centrists who don't consume news, hence why they're so ambiguously clueless?
What radicalized me in my teens:
December 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What radicalized me in my teens:
Puka went to BYU. C'mon folks.
December 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Puka went to BYU. C'mon folks.
The new Steven Spielberg alien movie... I just know it's gonna have some wack ass overplayed "we must love and protect nature. It is the way!" ending. Like the aliens came 80 billion light years to have some corny 🫶 message
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December 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The new Steven Spielberg alien movie... I just know it's gonna have some wack ass overplayed "we must love and protect nature. It is the way!" ending. Like the aliens came 80 billion light years to have some corny 🫶 message
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Someone told me a million dollars isn't really that much because if you live another 50 years, that's only 20K per year. And I said, yeah, well, wtf wants to live another fucking 50 years
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Someone told me a million dollars isn't really that much because if you live another 50 years, that's only 20K per year. And I said, yeah, well, wtf wants to live another fucking 50 years
How I'm coping with this #FantasyFootball season
December 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
How I'm coping with this #FantasyFootball season
My reaction to people just now noticing Fernando Mendoza being a cornball goober
a man wearing a hat and a red shirt says they are who we thought they were !
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December 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
My reaction to people just now noticing Fernando Mendoza being a cornball goober
Have you ever ordered tea from a Chinese place? They'll just give you a large soup container of room temp tea with the soup lid. No straw. No ice.
December 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Have you ever ordered tea from a Chinese place? They'll just give you a large soup container of room temp tea with the soup lid. No straw. No ice.
Hi, I'd like one cinnamon roll, please. If possible, can I get that with no racial slurs?
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hi, I'd like one cinnamon roll, please. If possible, can I get that with no racial slurs?
Philip Rivers is a slam dunk HOFer. Not first ballot. But sooner rather than later.
6th in TDs (421)
7th in yards (63,440)
No SBs, no All Pro 1sts. He was the Jim Kelly, Dan Marino, Warren Moon type of his generation where there's no title, but they were all prolific.
6th in TDs (421)
7th in yards (63,440)
No SBs, no All Pro 1sts. He was the Jim Kelly, Dan Marino, Warren Moon type of his generation where there's no title, but they were all prolific.
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Philip Rivers is a slam dunk HOFer. Not first ballot. But sooner rather than later.
6th in TDs (421)
7th in yards (63,440)
No SBs, no All Pro 1sts. He was the Jim Kelly, Dan Marino, Warren Moon type of his generation where there's no title, but they were all prolific.
6th in TDs (421)
7th in yards (63,440)
No SBs, no All Pro 1sts. He was the Jim Kelly, Dan Marino, Warren Moon type of his generation where there's no title, but they were all prolific.
Philip Rivers after the first big hit
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December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Philip Rivers after the first big hit
Shams needs to improve his on camera work. Awkward teen presenting book report vibes.
December 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Shams needs to improve his on camera work. Awkward teen presenting book report vibes.
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I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I have more respect for the Iraqi journalist who threw a shoe at George W Bush than any of the cowards in the current White House press pool.
Binged "All Her Fault" over the last few days. Did I like it? Yes. Melodramatic? Yes. Gut-wrenching? Yes. Errybody acted their asses off? Yes. More twists than I care for? Yes. Sarah Snook? Oh yes. Is your humorless repetition bit over? Yes.
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Binged "All Her Fault" over the last few days. Did I like it? Yes. Melodramatic? Yes. Gut-wrenching? Yes. Errybody acted their asses off? Yes. More twists than I care for? Yes. Sarah Snook? Oh yes. Is your humorless repetition bit over? Yes.
Dropped my large iced coffee as soon as I walked into the house. I got a couple sips in at least.
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December 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Dropped my large iced coffee as soon as I walked into the house. I got a couple sips in at least.
Notre Dame
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December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Notre Dame