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I already smell like root beer 😏
Jon Hamm pitching, “She greets him at the door, and says ‘I could kiss that mug’ then the father turns to the camera and smiles, whispering, “Daddy’s home.”
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
People who don't like ASMR videos are the ones who be needing it the most.
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I don't know what all the coffee drinks are (latte vs espresso vs cappuccino etc). It's a blind spot obv. But I now know I don't like lattes aka milk.
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I don't have Spotify anymore, but here's my most listened to song this year according to my last.fm scrobbles (iykyk)
youtu.be/HywzuV7yYmg
Paradise
YouTube video by Sade - Topic
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December 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Virginia Tech's 2026 recruiting class is ranked No. 28. Penn State is ranked at No. 128.

Thank you, Nittany Lions!
a mascot in a brown and white costume is walking down a sidewalk
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December 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The paper that NBC's Steve Kornacki holds during his segments, in my estimation, is like Dumbo's magic feather. You don't need it, Steve. Let it go. The magic is in you. You can fly.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My #SFB15 team met its demise in Round 2 of the playoffs. Hated it since about Round 5 of my draft tbh, so this is for the best. ✌️Adios
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
VT lost to UVA for just the third time since 1999 😔
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Claire Danes is the absolute best actor at playing an anxiety-addled emotional mess teetering on the edge of her own sanity. She's so fucking great.

Highly recommend her new show The Beast In Me. Matthew Rhys (The Americans) and Jonathan Banks (Breaking Bad) also costar.
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
TAKE MY BREATH AWAYYY

Bow bow bow bow bow. Bow bow. Bow bow. Bow bow. Bow bow bow bow bow.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Joe Burrow's post game hair. I'd put it at late-80s, early-90s Johnny Depp levels. And if you were around then, you know there's never been a higher compliment.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It was JFK who said, "We choose to change in flight snacks to healthier options, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Look, if the cranberry sauce doesn't have the can lines, get it tf away from me. If I see a whole ass cranberry, it ain't for me.
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Of the good NFL teams this year, the 49ers are clearly elite at being the absolute worst.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Half the fun of watching Ken Burns' American Revolution is identifying the celebrity voice-overs without looking them up.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Pluribus just ain't hitting for me so far. And I'm usually a sucker for these types. I will press on.
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is a future Lane Kiffin post.
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November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
FAFO
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Whenever something big on the internet goes down (like CloudFlare or Amazon's data), I think of Lina Khan. Cause she should be given free rein to knock down all these monopolies. True capitalist competition would, maybe not fix, but address some of our larger affordability concerns. Ah well.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM