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Matt Lindner
@mattlindner.bsky.social
Wrigleyville Dad. Ex-pro mascot and sportswriter. Big fan of good folks, bourbon, dive bars, and my kid. Running the 2025 Chicago Marathon to raise $$ for Crohn's & Colitis Foundation. http://bit.ly/3DJy8MY
Naturally, my second kid is due in the middle of a Cubs homestand. Of course.
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
That Norwegian skier admitting to cheating on his girlfriend after winning a bronze medal is some absolute crazy work. That’s not a declaration of love or contrition, that’s just incredibly narcissistic.
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 PM
My two year old is currently crying because we will not let her have pizza for breakfast, and are instead waiting for lunch. This is my child.
February 10, 2026 at 1:54 PM
The first bar for the Lakeview Dive Bar Classic opened up about 30 minutes ago. Bless.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 PM
America’s greatness has always been rooted in our diversity, not our sameness.
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Bad Bunny’s halftime show was so good it made me want to learn Spanish
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
The Patriots’ offensive line has been as good at stopping the rush as clam chowder that’s been left in the summer sun for a week is at preventing diarrhea
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOO
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
How much money was bet on the total number of gambling advertisements during the Super Bowl?
February 8, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Joe Montana dressed for the Super Bowl coin toss like he just rushed there from his day job as a mime
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Next year’s Super Bowl headliner will be the winner of a Tuscaloosa karaoke contest so as not to hurt anyone’s big feelings.
February 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Reposted by Matt Lindner
Who else is rootin' for dat Rizzo ice skater from Italy. he's gotta be Antney's cousin, amirite?
February 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Just saw this on the menu at Bad Apple in Lincoln Park and my god I need this in my life www.badapplebar.com/popmenu-orde...
February 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Today is the Super Bowl for wing joints all across the country.
February 8, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The Nature Museum has a Chicago River cleanup video game featuring Divvy bikes in the river. The realness is off the charts.
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Love you forever at Cubs
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Sun is out, the city is relaxed. Good morning from the corner of Clark and Addison.
February 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
You ever have a stiff drink after a particularly frustrating week at work and it hits your brain and it’s like yeah man, I needed that shit. Friday.
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The Washington Post closing its sports department is devastating. Just a true loss for American culture and sports fans in general.
February 4, 2026 at 2:02 PM
26 degrees, the sun is out. Summer in Chicago is magical, man.
February 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
The Pro Bowl more like the No Bowl amirite
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Yeah I don’t know, if I worked at a day care and I saw a grown man approaching who was clearly shooting video, I’d tell him to get the hell out of there as well and wouldn’t assume his intentions were anything but bad.
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“Ooh this beer tastes soft.”
“Boy it is a BEER not a PILLOW beer should taste like BEER.”
God my inner monologue is a nightmare tonight.
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 AM
What hits so hard about Catherine O’Hara’s death is how nuanced her signature performances were. In Home Alone, she played one of the more three dimensional movie moms in cinematic history. She made Moira Rose likable, for god’s sake.
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 AM