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Vampire Matt
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Socialist | ADHD | Tattoos | Arsenal | He/Him Bradley from S Club 7 once called me an idiot
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Sigh. I have no hope they will.
Me googling: “Is Max Dowman eligible for the Ballon d’Or?”
Glad the 2nd half has been a bit more exciting for you mate! 👍
I’m so happy for Gyökeres. His muted celebration feels more like relief than anything. He kept his head down and never stopped running.
Light work. Wasn’t worried for a second.
Raya is just trying to bring some excitement to the game. I respect it.
I was at a wedding once where the groom was so teary they made him cut his vows short!
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They can strip you of all their titles babe, but you will *always* be Nonce Andrew to me hun 🤗
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Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.
Yep. Exactly how I imagined.
Yep yep yep. They know exactly what they’re doing.
How many games have Liverpool lost in a row?
Couldn’t have written a script for a better weekend of football!
Without downloading where are you mentally right now?