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Apple Music. You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel.
The world is such a disaster right now and this is bringing me so much joy. I don’t even know @richhomieflom.bsky.social (outside of listening to his incredible podcast) but I feel like I need to thank him for allowing me a few hours to have what feels like mid 2010’s fun.
The Wall has @richhomieflom.bsky.social’s tweet. I am deceased.
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Sennecke!!! This kid is electric! #flytogether
January 26, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I hope @richhomieflom.bsky.social is hungry!!!
It's now a 35-4 Clippers run. They lead the Nets 47-14 just two minutes into the second quarter. Kawhi Leonard has 15 points, James Harden has 14.
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Reposted by Matt Baldwin
As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Reposted by Matt Baldwin
Reminder: All it would take to end the murder of American citizens by an untrained government goon squad is 16 Republicans in Congress voting with Dems to defund ICE (or 23 to impeach and remove Trump — 3 in House & 20 in Senate). That’s it. 23 Americans can vote for the public and end all of this.
January 24, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Reposted by Matt Baldwin
IS THERE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PERSON IN THE GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY WITH AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
January 24, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Spurs are getting exactly what they deserve. Get relegated. Who cares at this point.
January 24, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The new Harry Styles sounds like The Postal Service and I regret to inform everyone that I am here for it.
January 23, 2026 at 2:46 AM
My god.
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
How in the hell does Caleb do that?
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
My main takeaway the (late) morning after the 49ers season ended:

Purdy is the guy. Easily worth $50m. He was an absolute warrior last night.

Anyone who is saying otherwise should not be taken seriously.
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Anyone upset about this 49ers team is insane. They fought all season. Unfortunately the injury room caught up with them.
January 18, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Okay. Now we’re in trouble
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Purdy opened the Bears game with a pick-6. Got them right where we want them.
January 18, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Bullshit ref show.
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by Matt Baldwin
We gave up 2.69 xG at home to fucking West Ham

I'm done.
January 17, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Thomas Frank should not be allowed to manage Spurs in the second half this match…let alone the season.
January 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
I know there are far worse things that the Trump Administration/White House has done + posted, but this pissed me off more than anything.
January 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I had Paramount+ to watch Champions League but cannot justify it after watching what’s happened to CBS News. Bari Weiss and David Ellison can get fucked.
Zero percent chance this is true.
January 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
OH MY GOD!!!
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
No matter what happens this last 2 minutes (and I fully expect the Eagles to pull this out of their asses like they always do) this has been an absolutely gutsy performance by the 49ers.

This team was left for dead two months ago and they’re still here.

Let’s go!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
A house divided.
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Where the hell has this Spurs team been? The intensity. The attack. More of this please.
January 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The start to the second half feels like the kids (Odebert, Tel, Simons) have decided to ignore everything Frank has been saying and just play football.

I dig it.
January 10, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I’m a little in shock that believing that people shouldn’t be killed is a controversial opinion.

Are we that far gone as a society that we now only condemn murder based on party lines?

I… I just don’t know how we come back from this
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM