C'est Beau En Tabarnak
@mauditetabarnak.bsky.social
Puter Nerd. Sector 001/Ithaca/NYC/Philly. Dog loving Shit poster. American for as long as they'll have me. 🏳️🌈 AF.
Pinned
Okay, who did Clippy fuck to create this little monster??
"Ever wish that someone's next Brazilian was so thorough it takes the vocal cords too??"
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"Ever wish that someone's next Brazilian was so thorough it takes the vocal cords too??"
Where is this guy when a flight's passengers deplane??
a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands
ALT: a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Where is this guy when a flight's passengers deplane??
Not saying what happened that night (on here anyway), but yeah...the year started with 19...
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Not saying what happened that night (on here anyway), but yeah...the year started with 19...
The employees heah at Jackie's Packie DO NOT endoahs this fahken pumpkin.
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The employees heah at Jackie's Packie DO NOT endoahs this fahken pumpkin.
How one might twunk.
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
How one might twunk.
4 score and 40 pounds ago...
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
4 score and 40 pounds ago...
They were never released.
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
They were never released.
Seen in Cortland, NY in 2014.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Seen in Cortland, NY in 2014.
My favorite bathroom graffiti EVER
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My favorite bathroom graffiti EVER
Kelly: well, I'm going home now.
Me: to spark up that spliff you offered me and sit on top of the washer on spin cycle?
Kelly: you've never seen whites so white.
Me: to spark up that spliff you offered me and sit on top of the washer on spin cycle?
Kelly: you've never seen whites so white.
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Kelly: well, I'm going home now.
Me: to spark up that spliff you offered me and sit on top of the washer on spin cycle?
Kelly: you've never seen whites so white.
Me: to spark up that spliff you offered me and sit on top of the washer on spin cycle?
Kelly: you've never seen whites so white.
Lots of penetration and tightend talk today. Yall must be having a GREAT afternoon.
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Lots of penetration and tightend talk today. Yall must be having a GREAT afternoon.
🎶Too low to find my way
Too high to wonder why
I've touched this place before
Somewhere in another time🎶
Too high to wonder why
I've touched this place before
Somewhere in another time🎶
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
🎶Too low to find my way
Too high to wonder why
I've touched this place before
Somewhere in another time🎶
Too high to wonder why
I've touched this place before
Somewhere in another time🎶
My name is Zita, I'll be your Empress tonight.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My name is Zita, I'll be your Empress tonight.
I need more caffeine to post properly. Stand by.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I need more caffeine to post properly. Stand by.
Last night talking us homos were talking about "Rivalry"
Karl: GIRL, I had to restart episode 3 so I could jack off.
Karl: GIRL, I had to restart episode 3 so I could jack off.
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Last night talking us homos were talking about "Rivalry"
Karl: GIRL, I had to restart episode 3 so I could jack off.
Karl: GIRL, I had to restart episode 3 so I could jack off.
Merry Fistmas!!
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Merry Fistmas!!
I REALLY wish I didn't share a first name with a Fuentes.
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I REALLY wish I didn't share a first name with a Fuentes.
Sam Altman's eyes clearly betray the complete void that exists where a soul might have otherwise been.
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Sam Altman's eyes clearly betray the complete void that exists where a soul might have otherwise been.
BAHAHAHAHA! Bitch, you CLEARLY don't know me.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
BAHAHAHAHA! Bitch, you CLEARLY don't know me.
Your asking yourself: So that's the estrangement part. What about the extraction?
This part is easy. Imagine the longest cousin walk of your life. I arrive with QP and we ride off to the dive bar one town over.
This part is easy. Imagine the longest cousin walk of your life. I arrive with QP and we ride off to the dive bar one town over.
Nick's Extraction & Estrangement services will get you on the path to drama free holidays in under a year! If I like you, these helpful lessons are free!
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Your asking yourself: So that's the estrangement part. What about the extraction?
This part is easy. Imagine the longest cousin walk of your life. I arrive with QP and we ride off to the dive bar one town over.
This part is easy. Imagine the longest cousin walk of your life. I arrive with QP and we ride off to the dive bar one town over.
Nick's Extraction & Estrangement services will get you on the path to drama free holidays in under a year! If I like you, these helpful lessons are free!
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Nick's Extraction & Estrangement services will get you on the path to drama free holidays in under a year! If I like you, these helpful lessons are free!
"I'm putting togethah a sushi menu based on wherah Mahky Mahk's cawk has been since that night with me he won't remembah"
Cool story, ho.
Cool story, ho.
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"I'm putting togethah a sushi menu based on wherah Mahky Mahk's cawk has been since that night with me he won't remembah"
Cool story, ho.
Cool story, ho.
Well, DOES IT?!
does netflix work in the neutral zone
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Well, DOES IT?!
There's an old lesbian in town who always wears cowboy hat & boots. She also wears so much WTF fragrance you can taste it from across the room.
My friend Bill refers to her as:
Clit Eastwood
My friend Bill refers to her as:
Clit Eastwood
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There's an old lesbian in town who always wears cowboy hat & boots. She also wears so much WTF fragrance you can taste it from across the room.
My friend Bill refers to her as:
Clit Eastwood
My friend Bill refers to her as:
Clit Eastwood