C'est Beau En Tabarnak
@mauditetabarnak.bsky.social
Puter Nerd. Sector 001/Ithaca/NYC/Philly. Dog loving Shit poster. American for as long as they'll have me. 🏳️🌈 AF.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Not saying what happened that night (on here anyway), but yeah...the year started with 19...
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Not saying what happened that night (on here anyway), but yeah...the year started with 19...
The employees heah at Jackie's Packie DO NOT endoahs this fahken pumpkin.
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The employees heah at Jackie's Packie DO NOT endoahs this fahken pumpkin.
How one might twunk.
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
How one might twunk.
4 score and 40 pounds ago...
December 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
4 score and 40 pounds ago...
They were never released.
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
They were never released.
Seen in Cortland, NY in 2014.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Seen in Cortland, NY in 2014.
My favorite bathroom graffiti EVER
December 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My favorite bathroom graffiti EVER
My name is Zita, I'll be your Empress tonight.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My name is Zita, I'll be your Empress tonight.
Merry Fistmas!!
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Merry Fistmas!!
BAHAHAHAHA! Bitch, you CLEARLY don't know me.
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
BAHAHAHAHA! Bitch, you CLEARLY don't know me.
Last saved meme is your...NO. It's Monday, so no.
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Last saved meme is your...NO. It's Monday, so no.
HR announcing changes to the nomination process for the Country Music Awards to loyal employees.
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
HR announcing changes to the nomination process for the Country Music Awards to loyal employees.
Various student apartments near Ithaca College are draped in sheets adorned with graffiti derogatory of SUNY Cortland's football team, their students and moms.
This is "the biggest little game in college football." This is The Cortaca Jug.
This is "the biggest little game in college football." This is The Cortaca Jug.
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Various student apartments near Ithaca College are draped in sheets adorned with graffiti derogatory of SUNY Cortland's football team, their students and moms.
This is "the biggest little game in college football." This is The Cortaca Jug.
This is "the biggest little game in college football." This is The Cortaca Jug.
Black balled.
October 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Black balled.
Where the fuck you whores at?!
October 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Where the fuck you whores at?!
Executing prime directive.
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Executing prime directive.
Maeve [staring at my boots]: Nice lesbian shit kickers ya got on there. I might have to call in to see if you're authorized.
Me: U-Haul??
Maeve: No. Subaru. That's still ours, at least, until you buy another one.
Me: U-Haul??
Maeve: No. Subaru. That's still ours, at least, until you buy another one.
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Maeve [staring at my boots]: Nice lesbian shit kickers ya got on there. I might have to call in to see if you're authorized.
Me: U-Haul??
Maeve: No. Subaru. That's still ours, at least, until you buy another one.
Me: U-Haul??
Maeve: No. Subaru. That's still ours, at least, until you buy another one.
Dearest Gertrude,
I have now lost two brothers in arms in our righteous struggle against the plows, hill people and DWIs. Even so, I stand fast and continue the fight for our flyers, star rebates, and prime packages knowing it be a just cause and that the Lord is on our side.
I have now lost two brothers in arms in our righteous struggle against the plows, hill people and DWIs. Even so, I stand fast and continue the fight for our flyers, star rebates, and prime packages knowing it be a just cause and that the Lord is on our side.
October 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Dearest Gertrude,
I have now lost two brothers in arms in our righteous struggle against the plows, hill people and DWIs. Even so, I stand fast and continue the fight for our flyers, star rebates, and prime packages knowing it be a just cause and that the Lord is on our side.
I have now lost two brothers in arms in our righteous struggle against the plows, hill people and DWIs. Even so, I stand fast and continue the fight for our flyers, star rebates, and prime packages knowing it be a just cause and that the Lord is on our side.