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Sounds like killdozer has a hernia
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Sounds like killdozer has a hernia
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
"I'm going swimming!"
*Dutch drives off, others see empty bottle*
"He knows I peed in this, right?"
#BMovieManiacs
*Dutch drives off, others see empty bottle*
"He knows I peed in this, right?"
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
"I'm going swimming!"
*Dutch drives off, others see empty bottle*
"He knows I peed in this, right?"
#BMovieManiacs
*Dutch drives off, others see empty bottle*
"He knows I peed in this, right?"
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"Machines don't just run by themselves..."
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
a woman in a pink dress is running out of a store with the words " you can 't " written on it
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is running out of a store with the words " you can 't " written on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"Machines don't just run by themselves..."
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
Is there really a "Look out for #1" when a space meteor possessed bulldozer is murdering your crew?
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Is there really a "Look out for #1" when a space meteor possessed bulldozer is murdering your crew?
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
Well, at least they didn't follow the standard horror film trope, otherwise, Beltran would've been first
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Well, at least they didn't follow the standard horror film trope, otherwise, Beltran would've been first
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
So, proto Maximum Overdrive...
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
a truck with a green monster face on it
ALT: a truck with a green monster face on it
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
So, proto Maximum Overdrive...
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
Pretty sure drinking THIS is a fire hazard
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
Found online:
"Killdozer, 1 oz. high proof rum, 1 oz. grain alcohol, .5 oz. Malibu rum, Pour the first two ingredients in a shot glass.Top with rum and decimate a construction site."
#bmoviemaniacs
"Killdozer, 1 oz. high proof rum, 1 oz. grain alcohol, .5 oz. Malibu rum, Pour the first two ingredients in a shot glass.Top with rum and decimate a construction site."
#bmoviemaniacs
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Pretty sure drinking THIS is a fire hazard
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
Wait, Spencer's dead? Was this like a cameo or something?
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Wait, Spencer's dead? Was this like a cameo or something?
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
🎶Bitten sick by a space rock
and you all think it's a crock
Look away
Baby, look away
Don't look at me
I don't want you to see me this way...🎶
#BMovieManiacs
and you all think it's a crock
Look away
Baby, look away
Don't look at me
I don't want you to see me this way...🎶
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
🎶Bitten sick by a space rock
and you all think it's a crock
Look away
Baby, look away
Don't look at me
I don't want you to see me this way...🎶
#BMovieManiacs
and you all think it's a crock
Look away
Baby, look away
Don't look at me
I don't want you to see me this way...🎶
#BMovieManiacs
If there's no where for a medical rescue team to get there, how did y'all get there to begin with?
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If there's no where for a medical rescue team to get there, how did y'all get there to begin with?
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
Holy fuck, it's Spencer for Hire!
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Holy fuck, it's Spencer for Hire!
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
"Veronica Lake..."
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
a woman laying in a bed with a striped shirt on
ALT: a woman laying in a bed with a striped shirt on
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
"Veronica Lake..."
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
Such somber music for, ya' know, Killdozer and all...
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
December 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Such somber music for, ya' know, Killdozer and all...
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
AEW to WWE, possibly...
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
AEW to WWE, possibly...
Reposted
Willie Dixon, Little Richard, Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry (1986).
December 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Willie Dixon, Little Richard, Bo Diddley and Chuck Berry (1986).
Reposted
A TIMELY REMINDER:
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Letters & presents are great; however, the greatest gift is love.
Elect candidates who protect child health, safety & welfare.
The U.S. Postal Service has announced that Operation Santa is accepting letters: 123 Elf Road, North Pole 88888 (12/6 deadline).
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Letters & presents are great; however, the greatest gift is love.
Elect candidates who protect child health, safety & welfare.
December 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
A TIMELY REMINDER:
The U.S. Postal Service has announced that Operation Santa is accepting letters: 123 Elf Road, North Pole 88888 (12/6 deadline).
uspsoperationsanta.com
Letters & presents are great; however, the greatest gift is love.
Elect candidates who protect child health, safety & welfare.
The U.S. Postal Service has announced that Operation Santa is accepting letters: 123 Elf Road, North Pole 88888 (12/6 deadline).
uspsoperationsanta.com
Letters & presents are great; however, the greatest gift is love.
Elect candidates who protect child health, safety & welfare.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM