THE FUTURIST!
@tfuturist.bsky.social
A debonair melancholic waiting at the bad news bus stop located in Utter Despair NJ
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Some post Turkey Day Tolstoy is arriving on the screen of Thimble Theater tonight with this adaptation of the tragic tale. This was pre-planned & had no idea of today's passing of Tom Stoppard who adapted the work to screen. Please be seated by 8:00 pm.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Some post Turkey Day Tolstoy is arriving on the screen of Thimble Theater tonight with this adaptation of the tragic tale. This was pre-planned & had no idea of today's passing of Tom Stoppard who adapted the work to screen. Please be seated by 8:00 pm.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Dear @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social
Time now to have a cold leftover Giant Claw white meat sandwich and a hot cup of coffee. Maybe a little stuffing. Then call my therapist in the morning.
That movie was full of Tryptophan. So sleepy.
Cordially yours,
THE FUTURIST!
#BMovieManiacs
Time now to have a cold leftover Giant Claw white meat sandwich and a hot cup of coffee. Maybe a little stuffing. Then call my therapist in the morning.
That movie was full of Tryptophan. So sleepy.
Cordially yours,
THE FUTURIST!
#BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Dear @bmoviemaniacs.bsky.social
Time now to have a cold leftover Giant Claw white meat sandwich and a hot cup of coffee. Maybe a little stuffing. Then call my therapist in the morning.
That movie was full of Tryptophan. So sleepy.
Cordially yours,
THE FUTURIST!
#BMovieManiacs
Time now to have a cold leftover Giant Claw white meat sandwich and a hot cup of coffee. Maybe a little stuffing. Then call my therapist in the morning.
That movie was full of Tryptophan. So sleepy.
Cordially yours,
THE FUTURIST!
#BMovieManiacs
"We got it! Now kiss me you impotent bastard!" #BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"We got it! Now kiss me you impotent bastard!" #BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 AM
"Please try these Happy Hour appetizers I made from the discarded egg yolk from your target practice on the Giant Claw nest. This one is best when dipped in guac with a Xanax." #BmovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"Please try these Happy Hour appetizers I made from the discarded egg yolk from your target practice on the Giant Claw nest. This one is best when dipped in guac with a Xanax." #BmovieManiacs
THE GIANT CLAW bird decorative soaps now available at LUSH at your local mall. #BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
THE GIANT CLAW bird decorative soaps now available at LUSH at your local mall. #BMovieManiacs
A bunch of 30 year old teenagers in a jalopy from Disney's THE ABSENT MINDED PROFESSOR are harassing them! #BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
A bunch of 30 year old teenagers in a jalopy from Disney's THE ABSENT MINDED PROFESSOR are harassing them! #BMovieManiacs
"Please tell me where this orgy of destruction is and get my one piece bathing suit and a large greased smoked ham and report to my office!" #BmovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"Please tell me where this orgy of destruction is and get my one piece bathing suit and a large greased smoked ham and report to my office!" #BmovieManiacs
"These were my testicles AFTER saw The Bird. It was terrifying to my libido." #BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"These were my testicles AFTER saw The Bird. It was terrifying to my libido." #BMovieManiacs
"My moustache will be optioned and considered for the next #Bmoviemaniacs movie monster."
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"My moustache will be optioned and considered for the next #Bmoviemaniacs movie monster."
"Contact The Joint Chiefs! Tell them to send up two bags of pre-rolled Columbian. We need to calm down due to this Bird." #BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"Contact The Joint Chiefs! Tell them to send up two bags of pre-rolled Columbian. We need to calm down due to this Bird." #BMovieManiacs
One Parachuting corporate guy: "OH MY GOD! THAT GIANT BIRD JUST ATE MARV GOLDSTEIN from ACCOUNTING!"
Other parachuting corporate guy: "DOES THAT MEAN HIS POSITION IS OPEN? I'D LIKE A TRANSFER FROM FILING AND STAPLING!"
#BMovieManiacs
Other parachuting corporate guy: "DOES THAT MEAN HIS POSITION IS OPEN? I'D LIKE A TRANSFER FROM FILING AND STAPLING!"
#BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
One Parachuting corporate guy: "OH MY GOD! THAT GIANT BIRD JUST ATE MARV GOLDSTEIN from ACCOUNTING!"
Other parachuting corporate guy: "DOES THAT MEAN HIS POSITION IS OPEN? I'D LIKE A TRANSFER FROM FILING AND STAPLING!"
#BMovieManiacs
Other parachuting corporate guy: "DOES THAT MEAN HIS POSITION IS OPEN? I'D LIKE A TRANSFER FROM FILING AND STAPLING!"
#BMovieManiacs
These lothario hero men are so gross in these #BMovieManiacs features.
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
These lothario hero men are so gross in these #BMovieManiacs features.
"If you see THE GIANT CLAW, according to legend, that means you are going to die soon." #BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"If you see THE GIANT CLAW, according to legend, that means you are going to die soon." #BMovieManiacs
AIRPORT '57: GIANT CLAW
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
AIRPORT '57: GIANT CLAW
#BMovieManiacs
#BMovieManiacs
There's nothing hotter tha a #BMovieManiacs brunette female scientist in a turtleneck and lab coat pretending to be writing something semi-important on a clipboard.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
There's nothing hotter tha a #BMovieManiacs brunette female scientist in a turtleneck and lab coat pretending to be writing something semi-important on a clipboard.
Whenever a #BMovieManiacs feature begins with stock footage and a babbling incomprehensible pretentious voiceover, THE FUTURIST! rearranges his bar cart.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Whenever a #BMovieManiacs feature begins with stock footage and a babbling incomprehensible pretentious voiceover, THE FUTURIST! rearranges his bar cart.
@nruhrkraut.bsky.social
Sending you a Christmas gift.
S*x Cardigan in a charcoal gray or Autumnal brown with soft maize highlights. Do you take a Medium or Large?
cc: @sophiacim.bsky.social @connormacdowell.bsky.social @dylanmacdowell.bsky.social @thedramapodcast.bsky.social
Sending you a Christmas gift.
S*x Cardigan in a charcoal gray or Autumnal brown with soft maize highlights. Do you take a Medium or Large?
cc: @sophiacim.bsky.social @connormacdowell.bsky.social @dylanmacdowell.bsky.social @thedramapodcast.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
@nruhrkraut.bsky.social
Sending you a Christmas gift.
S*x Cardigan in a charcoal gray or Autumnal brown with soft maize highlights. Do you take a Medium or Large?
cc: @sophiacim.bsky.social @connormacdowell.bsky.social @dylanmacdowell.bsky.social @thedramapodcast.bsky.social
Sending you a Christmas gift.
S*x Cardigan in a charcoal gray or Autumnal brown with soft maize highlights. Do you take a Medium or Large?
cc: @sophiacim.bsky.social @connormacdowell.bsky.social @dylanmacdowell.bsky.social @thedramapodcast.bsky.social
THE FUTURIST! plays this as he removes pimentos from green olives and stuffs in bits of blue cheese.
End Title (You Are Karen)
YouTube video by John Barry - Topic
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
THE FUTURIST! plays this as he removes pimentos from green olives and stuffs in bits of blue cheese.
SNOOPY, COME HOME! (1972)
Snoopy's original owner is revealed! Plus, Peppermint Patty has "puppy love" but weirdly it is over Snoopy. She actually sets up romantic picnic rendezvous. Good Grief! Also, intro of Woodstock.
Snoopy's original owner is revealed! Plus, Peppermint Patty has "puppy love" but weirdly it is over Snoopy. She actually sets up romantic picnic rendezvous. Good Grief! Also, intro of Woodstock.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
SNOOPY, COME HOME! (1972)
Snoopy's original owner is revealed! Plus, Peppermint Patty has "puppy love" but weirdly it is over Snoopy. She actually sets up romantic picnic rendezvous. Good Grief! Also, intro of Woodstock.
Snoopy's original owner is revealed! Plus, Peppermint Patty has "puppy love" but weirdly it is over Snoopy. She actually sets up romantic picnic rendezvous. Good Grief! Also, intro of Woodstock.
Reposted by THE FUTURIST!
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
@davidkuhne.bsky.social Or the only movie you can barely pronounce in a drunken stupor on thecouch at a family dinner.
"Chitty ... Chitty ... Bang Bang."
*every Thanksgiving this is on TV at brother's house because his father-in-law laughs and laughs at it. Getting ready for it. It's on TCM today.
"Chitty ... Chitty ... Bang Bang."
*every Thanksgiving this is on TV at brother's house because his father-in-law laughs and laughs at it. Getting ready for it. It's on TCM today.
Any movie you can watch in a drunken stupor and still know what’s going on is a Thanksgiving movie
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
@davidkuhne.bsky.social Or the only movie you can barely pronounce in a drunken stupor on thecouch at a family dinner.
"Chitty ... Chitty ... Bang Bang."
*every Thanksgiving this is on TV at brother's house because his father-in-law laughs and laughs at it. Getting ready for it. It's on TCM today.
"Chitty ... Chitty ... Bang Bang."
*every Thanksgiving this is on TV at brother's house because his father-in-law laughs and laughs at it. Getting ready for it. It's on TCM today.
@sophiacim.bsky.social @nruhrkraut.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving. Getting ready for that DRAMA Wild episode. Did WICKED homework. In the meantime, can you name these Thanksgiving dinner movie scenes?
Happy Thanksgiving. Getting ready for that DRAMA Wild episode. Did WICKED homework. In the meantime, can you name these Thanksgiving dinner movie scenes?
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@sophiacim.bsky.social @nruhrkraut.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving. Getting ready for that DRAMA Wild episode. Did WICKED homework. In the meantime, can you name these Thanksgiving dinner movie scenes?
Happy Thanksgiving. Getting ready for that DRAMA Wild episode. Did WICKED homework. In the meantime, can you name these Thanksgiving dinner movie scenes?
Happy Thanksgiving from The Management and Staff of Thimble Theater and the perfect Thanksgiving movie.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from The Management and Staff of Thimble Theater and the perfect Thanksgiving movie.