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THE FUTURIST!
@tfuturist.bsky.social
A debonair melancholic waiting at the bad news bus stop located in Utter Despair NJ
https://letterboxd.com/the_futurist/
Some post Turkey Day Tolstoy is arriving on the screen of Thimble Theater tonight with this adaptation of the tragic tale. This was pre-planned & had no idea of today's passing of Tom Stoppard who adapted the work to screen. Please be seated by 8:00 pm.
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
"Please try these Happy Hour appetizers I made from the discarded egg yolk from your target practice on the Giant Claw nest. This one is best when dipped in guac with a Xanax." #BmovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
THE GIANT CLAW bird decorative soaps now available at LUSH at your local mall. #BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"Please tell me where this orgy of destruction is and get my one piece bathing suit and a large greased smoked ham and report to my office!" #BmovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"These were my testicles AFTER saw The Bird. It was terrifying to my libido." #BMovieManiacs
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"My moustache will be optioned and considered for the next #Bmoviemaniacs movie monster."
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Like Drax' dobermans?
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
SNOOPY, COME HOME! (1972)
Snoopy's original owner is revealed! Plus, Peppermint Patty has "puppy love" but weirdly it is over Snoopy. She actually sets up romantic picnic rendezvous. Good Grief! Also, intro of Woodstock.
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Cheers.
To the Boiler, with a boilermaker.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
and bonus point
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
@sophiacim.bsky.social @nruhrkraut.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving. Getting ready for that DRAMA Wild episode. Did WICKED homework. In the meantime, can you name these Thanksgiving dinner movie scenes?
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from The Management and Staff of Thimble Theater and the perfect Thanksgiving movie.
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
AS is tradition:
HAPPY THANKSGIVING from THE DISEMBODIED HEAD OF MARTIN QUILLER, embittered wife RACHEL, medicated son TOMMY and clinically depressed daughter FRANCINE.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
@kevinjacobsen.bsky.social @theglennpod.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving Opening Day Anniversary

Opened on Nov 27, 1996
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It Happened!

BULLETIN:
Michelle Yeoh is the Gal Gadot of Michelle Yeohs.
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
See You Next Wednesday!

THE MOSQUITO COAST (1986, Peter Weir)

Opened this day 39 yrs ago
Perfect for Thanksgiving. 😉
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Det Skjedde !

SENTIMENTAL VALUE
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Share a ‘90s movie that you think deserves more love.

LATE FOR DINNER (1991, W.D. Richter)
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Don't get misty, Nicole. @nruhrkraut.bsky.social saved The Ruhrkraut DM Files."

Nicole: "Oh, my stars, I'm so ... * sob * ... relieved. I was Demurely Ruhrkrying. Let me get myself together."
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Yup she's there.
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
THE FUTURIST!, while finding a place to cry in seclusion, encountered Hipster David Thoreau in the Utter Despair Woods today.

HTD loves the changing foliage, the cooler temps and his chance to wear sweaters, but …

He hates how the falling leaves fluttered onto the pages of his book as he read.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM