Amanda Fucking Bitch Weaver
@amandaweavernovels.com
Contemporary and historical romance/ political ranting and pop culture/ costumes and cute animals. Brooklyn, NY. she/her
https://www.amandaweavernovels.com/
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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We've also got our first high-effort idea.
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
We've also got our first high-effort idea.
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VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 PM
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
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His arms don’t sound like this on his podcast.
For the record I did not buy these but I did get this absolutely demented tank top for $6
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
His arms don’t sound like this on his podcast.
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If it’s any comfort, we’re ALL losing our goddamn minds.
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
If it’s any comfort, we’re ALL losing our goddamn minds.
The dude’s definitely dying. He’s so desperate to shove his name and likeness onto everything, like that alone will constitute a legacy, like he’ll live forever if we have to keep saying his name.
THIS IS INSANE. (both headlines are at the NYT site right now)
February 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The dude’s definitely dying. He’s so desperate to shove his name and likeness onto everything, like that alone will constitute a legacy, like he’ll live forever if we have to keep saying his name.
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?
Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…
Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.
Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
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sure seems like they thought the press would ignore like most of the deranged stuff trump says
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
sure seems like they thought the press would ignore like most of the deranged stuff trump says
Instant follow. I adore them.
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Instant follow. I adore them.
My daughter calls him "the people's princess" and...accurate.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
My daughter calls him "the people's princess" and...accurate.
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if you took my advice last year and bought used leather pants, wore those leather pants, and then resold them on eBay, you would have made more money than if you invested in bitcoin
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
if you took my advice last year and bought used leather pants, wore those leather pants, and then resold them on eBay, you would have made more money than if you invested in bitcoin
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i have a hot take and it's that expressing an opinion like this about students or colleagues should probably be fireable regardless of tenure status or whatever else.
Good lord. Sir. An undergraduate student inviting you to address a group of undergraduate students on an academic topic does not constitute an "advance."
February 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM
i have a hot take and it's that expressing an opinion like this about students or colleagues should probably be fireable regardless of tenure status or whatever else.
So… maybe I’m naive. I mean, I’m not a man. But I have been married to one for a long time and I can assure you, not all men are this way. You’re telling yourself that because the alternative is that you’re a creep and a monster.
This is the Yale professor's explanation for why he described the physical attractiveness of a student in an email to Epstein. He explicitly says he regrets nothing about their association.
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust.
yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
February 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
So… maybe I’m naive. I mean, I’m not a man. But I have been married to one for a long time and I can assure you, not all men are this way. You’re telling yourself that because the alternative is that you’re a creep and a monster.
This is PHENOMENAL.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
This is PHENOMENAL.
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Somehow we wound up getting professional wrestling, the clergy, and concealed carry bros.
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Somehow we wound up getting professional wrestling, the clergy, and concealed carry bros.
WHAT. I'm obsessed.
THE LEWKS ARE IN!! Dressed in Sella Jean originals, the Haitian athletes are making a statement at the Milan Cortina Winter Games.
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February 5, 2026 at 12:29 PM
WHAT. I'm obsessed.
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
February 5, 2026 at 12:28 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
If you're looking for some pleasant content in the middle of *all of this* and you're into fiber arts, follow Eve Schaub on Insta. She's "growing" a dress, from growing, harvesting, and processing the flax, to spinning and weaving to construction. www.instagram.com/eveoschaub/
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February 5, 2026 at 12:19 PM
If you're looking for some pleasant content in the middle of *all of this* and you're into fiber arts, follow Eve Schaub on Insta. She's "growing" a dress, from growing, harvesting, and processing the flax, to spinning and weaving to construction. www.instagram.com/eveoschaub/
YES YES YES
February 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
YES YES YES
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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I personally do not think some rich man should be able to buy an institution like this like a toy and then break it when he doesn’t want to play with it anymore. bsky.app/profile/benm...
New: Washington Post Executive Editor Matt Murray and HR Chief Wayne Connell tell employees to stay home for a zoom webinar ahead of “significant actions across the company.” Widely expected layoffs are scheduled to begin today.
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 AM
I personally do not think some rich man should be able to buy an institution like this like a toy and then break it when he doesn’t want to play with it anymore. bsky.app/profile/benm...
Mine is an adult now, but if I found out some grown-ass man was putting the moves on her at 16, I'd have come back with his balls in my purse.
One of my kids is 16 and if i found out an older man was trying to sleep with her, I would turn into the Predator from those movies.
Yes, @mattyglesias.bsky.social has also argued, in The Atlantic (of course), that older men pursuing sexual relationships with sixteen year olds is not pedophilia.
February 4, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Mine is an adult now, but if I found out some grown-ass man was putting the moves on her at 16, I'd have come back with his balls in my purse.