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Amanda Fucking Bitch Weaver
@amandaweavernovels.com
Contemporary and historical romance/ political ranting and pop culture/ costumes and cute animals. Brooklyn, NY. she/her
https://www.amandaweavernovels.com/
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Fast & Reckless: A Racing Hearts Novel by Amanda Weaver
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YES THIS. We taught your fucking chatbot how to write! There's literally a court case about that one specifically! It's built on millions of stolen romance novels written by actual humans! Fuck this woman.
"Ms. Hart found Anthropic’s chatbot to be the most versatile..."

Yeah, because they fucking STOLE everyone else's real writing.

Which means she is, too.

FUCK THAT.
fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
February 8, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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Giving somebody anonymity in a FEATURE WRITTEN ABOUT THEM is absolutely ridiculous unless they are like fleeing persecution. She doesn’t want to tell readers the truth, she doesn’t want to take responsibility for the ethical problems with what she’s doing, WHY are you promoting her?
February 8, 2026 at 2:10 PM
We have a saying in theatre (which I'm sure other people use too). "You can have it fast, cheap, or good. Pick two."
fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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I'm going to win.
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Generally speaking, the minute you see the word “Fabio” attached to an article about romance other than as history, you can throw the entire thing into the garbage. It’s a sneer, designed as communication from one person who thinks romance is stupid to another.
fuck this lady, fuck the nyt reporter, fuck all of this. fuck amazon for introducing the KU page read model that makes this possible, fuck our tech overlords.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/08/b...
The New Fabio Is Claude
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Y’all… the wind is *howling* outside our house. The building is shaking.
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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This was ice cream lasagna and had a whole generation of kids thinking this is what luxury looked like.
I thought this was for rich people when I was a kid
February 8, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Anne Frank died from a typhus epidemic that spread through the concentration camp where she was imprisoned.
February 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
This just feels mean at this point.
February 8, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
We've also got our first high-effort idea.
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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His arms don’t sound like this on his podcast.
For the record I did not buy these but I did get this absolutely demented tank top for $6
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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If it’s any comfort, we’re ALL losing our goddamn minds.
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The dude’s definitely dying. He’s so desperate to shove his name and likeness onto everything, like that alone will constitute a legacy, like he’ll live forever if we have to keep saying his name.
THIS IS INSANE. (both headlines are at the NYT site right now)
February 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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sure seems like they thought the press would ignore like most of the deranged stuff trump says
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Instant follow. I adore them.
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
My daughter calls him "the people's princess" and...accurate.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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if you took my advice last year and bought used leather pants, wore those leather pants, and then resold them on eBay, you would have made more money than if you invested in bitcoin
February 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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i have a hot take and it's that expressing an opinion like this about students or colleagues should probably be fireable regardless of tenure status or whatever else.
Good lord. Sir. An undergraduate student inviting you to address a group of undergraduate students on an academic topic does not constitute an "advance."
February 5, 2026 at 4:58 PM