Maury Compson
@maurycompson.bsky.social
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Though it's hard I try not to look at my windchimes
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Ugh Diane Keaton. Love her. Should have been @brian215.bsky.social
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And instead put him in a dumpster
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Don't let anyone ever tell you life doesn't stink
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Peter thiel looks like the love child of James woods and Heinrich himmler
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Sorry about your ball team Brian
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There should be only one university and that is Trump University and the only degree it should offer is meme coins
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Congratulations to this years Nobel Peace Prize winner, Antifa Frog, the original founder of Antifa.
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
this is so much more embarrassing than any of j. edgar hoover's little outfits could have possibly been
kash patel decked out in his own hype beast style merch looking like a total fucking dipshit
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Even if the USA was a good country I'd still hate it. Because that's my disposition. I hate things.
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I jerked off the founding fathers of antifa at a gwar show in 98
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Toronto is the first team in MLB history to win an NLDS despite the city not having electricity, a governing body, or alternative to ritualistic animal sacrifice.
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I don't have time for this
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One of the easiest ways to distinguish a leftist terrorist from a right wing terrorist is that the leftist has a girlfriend
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Asking AI which of my kids is most deserving of love
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There can only be one answer
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I came to realize there was no hope and life was a big nothing. It felt freeing.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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thetnholler.bsky.social
The @guardian publishes the names of Gaza children killed by Israel. 18,457 and growing.

(“Does not include thousands still buried under the rubble”) www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...
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I hate AI. And I hate you