I put a Tylenol in my Christmas tree's water instead of an aspirin and now it has autism 😭
December 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I put a Tylenol in my Christmas tree's water instead of an aspirin and now it has autism 😭
Shakespeare in the park, I think it was the 4th of July
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Shakespeare in the park, I think it was the 4th of July
It's very convenient that Louis CK got cancelled just as I was thinking about watching Horace and Pete
October 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
It's very convenient that Louis CK got cancelled just as I was thinking about watching Horace and Pete
This Halloween, when you see older kids, who seem to be "too old" to be out trick r treating:
be kind, be understanding, and remember, the news told them people were giving out drugs. 🫶
be kind, be understanding, and remember, the news told them people were giving out drugs. 🫶
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This Halloween, when you see older kids, who seem to be "too old" to be out trick r treating:
be kind, be understanding, and remember, the news told them people were giving out drugs. 🫶
be kind, be understanding, and remember, the news told them people were giving out drugs. 🫶
@pftompkins.bsky.social The Saw watch-a-long you & Andy did last year was so fun. Hope you do it again. I remembered this kind of late, I'm fine if it comes out at Thanksgiving.
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@pftompkins.bsky.social The Saw watch-a-long you & Andy did last year was so fun. Hope you do it again. I remembered this kind of late, I'm fine if it comes out at Thanksgiving.
Rat nation
youtu.be/X4salb9noD8?...
youtu.be/X4salb9noD8?...
Rats and Squealers
YouTube video by George Carlin - Topic
youtu.be
September 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Rat nation
youtu.be/X4salb9noD8?...
youtu.be/X4salb9noD8?...
Pretty good summation of the moment we're in
September 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Pretty good summation of the moment we're in
Sometimes I'll see a comedian I like hanging out with some of the worst people in the comedy world and say "Oh no! Are they actually evil too?!", but in this case I was relieved to discover that no, no, they are just very, very dumb.
whew, close one.
whew, close one.
September 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Sometimes I'll see a comedian I like hanging out with some of the worst people in the comedy world and say "Oh no! Are they actually evil too?!", but in this case I was relieved to discover that no, no, they are just very, very dumb.
whew, close one.
whew, close one.
Bringing up polls that say most Americans support restrictions on trans ppl is such a disingenuous framing. If you asked me if organ donor boxes should be checked by default, I'd say yes. If you asked me to list my 300 biggest concerns, organ donor boxes probably wouldn't make the list.
August 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Bringing up polls that say most Americans support restrictions on trans ppl is such a disingenuous framing. If you asked me if organ donor boxes should be checked by default, I'd say yes. If you asked me to list my 300 biggest concerns, organ donor boxes probably wouldn't make the list.
People using "Purity test' as a phrase for thinking people have inalienable rights, and treating that the same as saying you're not a punk of you listen to Green Day
August 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
People using "Purity test' as a phrase for thinking people have inalienable rights, and treating that the same as saying you're not a punk of you listen to Green Day
It's extra dumb when metal bands use AI to make cover art, because everyone in a metal band knows some guy who spent most of high school drawing stuff that looks like heavy metal album art
April 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's extra dumb when metal bands use AI to make cover art, because everyone in a metal band knows some guy who spent most of high school drawing stuff that looks like heavy metal album art
Val Kilmer wasn't feeling well enough to appear in the Willow tv series. If he had been able to grit it out, his last acting credit would've been deleted out of existence for a tax write-off.
April 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Val Kilmer wasn't feeling well enough to appear in the Willow tv series. If he had been able to grit it out, his last acting credit would've been deleted out of existence for a tax write-off.
It's gonna be an interesting day when the zero vax crowd starts to discover Lockjaw
February 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
It's gonna be an interesting day when the zero vax crowd starts to discover Lockjaw
Kind of weird that HBO Max has an entire "feature length documentaries about celebrity pedos" category, but you can't watch the Looney Tunes movie
February 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Kind of weird that HBO Max has an entire "feature length documentaries about celebrity pedos" category, but you can't watch the Looney Tunes movie
They should fix the bluesky UI so I can mute liberals who say dumb shit about leftist "chaos agents", when rn there's only a block option.
February 6, 2025 at 11:47 AM
They should fix the bluesky UI so I can mute liberals who say dumb shit about leftist "chaos agents", when rn there's only a block option.
Twitter is as bad as ever, and every major corporation is back to advertising on the platform. Probably fine.
Probably NBD that McDonald's is fine with their ad above the most racist post you've ever seen. No further reaching ramifications for society at large.
Probably NBD that McDonald's is fine with their ad above the most racist post you've ever seen. No further reaching ramifications for society at large.
February 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Twitter is as bad as ever, and every major corporation is back to advertising on the platform. Probably fine.
Probably NBD that McDonald's is fine with their ad above the most racist post you've ever seen. No further reaching ramifications for society at large.
Probably NBD that McDonald's is fine with their ad above the most racist post you've ever seen. No further reaching ramifications for society at large.
White House, 4 months from now: "If any individual identifies as transgender or non-binary, they will be placed in the camps."
Bluesky Liberals: "Did you just use a singular they pronoun? Haha, Donald Dumpf owned!"
🙄
Bluesky Liberals: "Did you just use a singular they pronoun? Haha, Donald Dumpf owned!"
🙄
January 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
White House, 4 months from now: "If any individual identifies as transgender or non-binary, they will be placed in the camps."
Bluesky Liberals: "Did you just use a singular they pronoun? Haha, Donald Dumpf owned!"
🙄
Bluesky Liberals: "Did you just use a singular they pronoun? Haha, Donald Dumpf owned!"
🙄
Starting to think they don't actually update anything on my phone and just say they do to install mobile games.
April 19, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Starting to think they don't actually update anything on my phone and just say they do to install mobile games.