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David V
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The controversial things John Rocker said about New York are now just standard Republican talking points.
January 1, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Oh, I didn't say that is Niles Abston
December 31, 2025 at 8:37 PM
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Look at the size of those stickers! They are larger than a typical sticker (value)
December 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
They don't care what celebrities think, believe they should shut up & dribble, unless they're willing to spit out their talking points, then they're honored guests.
December 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Amazingly she didn't have trouble coming up with one thought & restating it 4x until she got to 600 words
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Somehow in every photo she looks like a soap opera villain
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Is the average American supposed to look at these posters & go: "Holy shit! THE Liz Plank?!"
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Maybe you don't need to knock him out & kidnap him, but I think it's important to have Christmas traditions
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
And that's a block
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They've been pretty gross about the Christmas season they cherish so much
December 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Yes. For yes I've said they want to stop transition for as long as possible, because they want all trans people to look like the trans people in the mean gifs & memes they post. And they think they can make it happen (they can't).
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I would love for them to leave all of the stuff up until Republicans get so embarrassed looking at it, they ask for it to be taken down.

But they'll quickly move to pretend like this didn't happen & half the country didn't full throated support this. It'll be the Iraq War.
December 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
He made DEI the biggest national issue, then proceeded to never hire the person most qualified for a job
December 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
People will say "Can you believe this?!" and I'll respond "Yes. 2 years ago I said this exact thing was going to happen." and they'll say "Ugh. You're always so negative."
December 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Being a CEO is like owning a major sports team, you do everything poorly and just make half a billion dollars anyway.
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I don't even like procedurally generated levels, because they're not nearly as memorable as the experience of playing designed levels.
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He held an election lottery that didn't pay out and a death lottery that did
December 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ack! Spellcheck
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Google Bordello is the most fun concert I've ever been to. Maybe not the best concert, but the most electric energy & fun. And that's not nothin.
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Imagine how completely unmemorable Inside The NBA would be if they had used A.I. instead of quirky handmade graphics of Charles Barkley's head on some random body.
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I love facing that guy in MLB the Show. Never do I hit so many perfect perfects.
December 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
They have their national headquarters in a small, very nondescript building across from where I go grocery shopping. I sometimes wonder what sort of miscreants I've run into around town.
December 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Yes, jokes in an absurdist film are when an absurd thing seems to be happening that is not happening.

The humor is in the misunderstanding.

The lady in Airplane is inflating the auto-pilot, not giving him oral.
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If you don't know how to do something, you go on YouTube & find a video some guy with 40 subscribers filmed 9 years ago on exactly how to do the thing
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM