comrade coze
@maximumcoze.bsky.social
asexual, agender, a-mazing.
herein: "fun" facts, silliness, bitching, anti-fash, fandom screaming, lynchpin🪵.
Part of the rebel alliance & a traitor.
they/she
herein: "fun" facts, silliness, bitching, anti-fash, fandom screaming, lynchpin🪵.
Part of the rebel alliance & a traitor.
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comrade coze
@maximumcoze.bsky.social
· Apr 8
so like. how many horseman deep into the apocalypse do we have to get before we can stop going to work?
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“This thing is definitely bad for us but no one can say what it is”
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target. n.pr/4qMrN7P
People want to avoid ultra-processed foods. But experts struggle to define them
The evidence that ultra-processed foods are bad for us is piling up. But efforts to reduce their role in our diets face a big hurdle: experts can't agree on what they are and which to target.
n.pr
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“This thing is definitely bad for us but no one can say what it is”
I would like to apologize to Parker Posey for the existence of posie parker
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I would like to apologize to Parker Posey for the existence of posie parker
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look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
look I know being an engaged citizen IS the work of democracy but it is also the work of elected officials not to create situations where everyone has to be mobilized all the time to prevent them from allowing some kind of Dickensian horror on a Sunday night while you're in between loads of laundry
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if dems are going to do whatever their corporate donors want, then don't bother texting us for money anymore
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
if dems are going to do whatever their corporate donors want, then don't bother texting us for money anymore
I should change my middle name to atypical presentation
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I should change my middle name to atypical presentation
i would actually be a lot more into the variants if it was like a regular version, an acoustic version, an instrumental only version, and so on but when it's just the same thing in a different color, I'm out.
November 9, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i would actually be a lot more into the variants if it was like a regular version, an acoustic version, an instrumental only version, and so on but when it's just the same thing in a different color, I'm out.
I had a dream that McDonald's started making a vanilla Burger with rainbow sprinkles instead of sesame seeds and I kept being like NO IT'S GOOD I SWEAR
November 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I had a dream that McDonald's started making a vanilla Burger with rainbow sprinkles instead of sesame seeds and I kept being like NO IT'S GOOD I SWEAR
i didn't do basically anything on Project Bedroom™ in the last 2 weekends and I'm GOING TO GET BACK ON TRACK TODAY.
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
i didn't do basically anything on Project Bedroom™ in the last 2 weekends and I'm GOING TO GET BACK ON TRACK TODAY.
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
if it wasn't for the existential dread of the inevitable and rapidly approaching climate apocalypse, a day this warm in November would be quite lovely.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
if it wasn't for the existential dread of the inevitable and rapidly approaching climate apocalypse, a day this warm in November would be quite lovely.
the narcolepsy sure is narcolepsing
November 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
the narcolepsy sure is narcolepsing
make back pain illegal
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
make back pain illegal
i always intend to work out in the evening and then when it's time to do that I just go to bed instead.
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i always intend to work out in the evening and then when it's time to do that I just go to bed instead.
gentle reminder: saying, "that thing isn't a thing I'm interested in" is not the same as saying, "anyone who likes the thing is bad"
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
gentle reminder: saying, "that thing isn't a thing I'm interested in" is not the same as saying, "anyone who likes the thing is bad"
is there any better feeling than opening the fridge to scrounge up something to eat and discovering the leftovers that you didn't realize you desperately wanted
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
is there any better feeling than opening the fridge to scrounge up something to eat and discovering the leftovers that you didn't realize you desperately wanted
today I found out that the cheap ass walking pad I bought a year ago and only just used for the first time can't deal with unlevel ground
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
today I found out that the cheap ass walking pad I bought a year ago and only just used for the first time can't deal with unlevel ground
I'm really proud of myself for watching all those horror movies and telling y'all about them instead of doing it for a week and then getting distracted by something else.
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm really proud of myself for watching all those horror movies and telling y'all about them instead of doing it for a week and then getting distracted by something else.
just fucking vote y'all.
November 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
just fucking vote y'all.
Monday morning welcome in the form of my tummy hurts.
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Monday morning welcome in the form of my tummy hurts.
when Sam passed I didn't unpack his ashes for almost 2 years, it felt so final and I wasn't ready, but when I finally did I discovered that they make a paw print impression and now I look at it every single day and think about him and most days I smile instead of cry.
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
when Sam passed I didn't unpack his ashes for almost 2 years, it felt so final and I wasn't ready, but when I finally did I discovered that they make a paw print impression and now I look at it every single day and think about him and most days I smile instead of cry.
me: I'm going to take a break from horror movies after all the ones I watched in October
also me: what if started I project comparing classic horror and their remakes.
also me: what if started I project comparing classic horror and their remakes.
November 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
me: I'm going to take a break from horror movies after all the ones I watched in October
also me: what if started I project comparing classic horror and their remakes.
also me: what if started I project comparing classic horror and their remakes.
what is the name of the community that is like booktok or bookstagram but for nonfiction? cuz I'm not particularly interested in reading fairy smut or about people that accidentally do a murder but I deffo wanna read about the history of salt and a biography of Abigail Adams, ykwim?
November 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
what is the name of the community that is like booktok or bookstagram but for nonfiction? cuz I'm not particularly interested in reading fairy smut or about people that accidentally do a murder but I deffo wanna read about the history of salt and a biography of Abigail Adams, ykwim?
do you ever think about the times on the eras tour when taylor put her surprise song dress on wrong and was just so bewildered. i think about it a lot cuz it makes me smile.
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
do you ever think about the times on the eras tour when taylor put her surprise song dress on wrong and was just so bewildered. i think about it a lot cuz it makes me smile.
A Classic Horror Story (2021)
I'll watch literally anything with Matilda Lutz.
I cared about all the characters except one.
i was prepared for the first the twist but the second one hurt my heart.
Seriously FUCK her mom.
I was fully prepared to give this 4 or even 5 stars until the last 2 min.
⭐⭐⭐
I'll watch literally anything with Matilda Lutz.
I cared about all the characters except one.
i was prepared for the first the twist but the second one hurt my heart.
Seriously FUCK her mom.
I was fully prepared to give this 4 or even 5 stars until the last 2 min.
⭐⭐⭐
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A Classic Horror Story (2021)
I'll watch literally anything with Matilda Lutz.
I cared about all the characters except one.
i was prepared for the first the twist but the second one hurt my heart.
Seriously FUCK her mom.
I was fully prepared to give this 4 or even 5 stars until the last 2 min.
⭐⭐⭐
I'll watch literally anything with Matilda Lutz.
I cared about all the characters except one.
i was prepared for the first the twist but the second one hurt my heart.
Seriously FUCK her mom.
I was fully prepared to give this 4 or even 5 stars until the last 2 min.
⭐⭐⭐
life is just way too short to wear hard pants.
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
life is just way too short to wear hard pants.