Rosalind Tomato
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November 29, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tosalind Romato
sometimes I eat a large tomato in the manner of an apple—the "pomodoro technique"
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
sometimes I eat a large tomato in the manner of an apple—the "pomodoro technique"
we're moving on from the scallop thing
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
we're moving on from the scallop thing
reading here that the dog from THE LITTLEST HOBO studied under Sanford Meisner!
I like how all the promotional and behind the scenes footage stresses that Indy wasn't "trained as an actor dog," like Air Bud went to Juliard or some shit
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
reading here that the dog from THE LITTLEST HOBO studied under Sanford Meisner!
I like how all the promotional and behind the scenes footage stresses that Indy wasn't "trained as an actor dog," like Air Bud went to Juliard or some shit
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I like how all the promotional and behind the scenes footage stresses that Indy wasn't "trained as an actor dog," like Air Bud went to Juliard or some shit
"Th’ impression of keen whips I’d wear as rubies/ and strip myself to death as to a bed/ that longing have been sick for, ere I’d yield/ my body up to shame."
pornographic film adaptation of MEASURE FOR MEASURE that retains the play's dialogue exactly
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"Th’ impression of keen whips I’d wear as rubies/ and strip myself to death as to a bed/ that longing have been sick for, ere I’d yield/ my body up to shame."
describing the Iranian movies I've been watching lately over thanksgiving dinner
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 AM
describing the Iranian movies I've been watching lately over thanksgiving dinner
I watched a documentary about birdwatching and am toying with the idea of doing an LA county "big year"
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I watched a documentary about birdwatching and am toying with the idea of doing an LA county "big year"
I'm a "scholar of modernist literature"! But I was born to walk around and look at things!
November 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm a "scholar of modernist literature"! But I was born to walk around and look at things!
Sometimes I read insane modernist/molecular gastronomy cookbooks and find good technique for single components—an interesting thing to do with a potato, for example—in the middle of some impossibly baroque fifteen page dish that is supposed to resemble a forest or some shit like that
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Sometimes I read insane modernist/molecular gastronomy cookbooks and find good technique for single components—an interesting thing to do with a potato, for example—in the middle of some impossibly baroque fifteen page dish that is supposed to resemble a forest or some shit like that
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I didn't come this far in life to post pictures of myself from 2015
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I didn't come this far in life to post pictures of myself from 2015
Hitched a ride up to the Bay Area from a couple friends who are "from the Bay" and were visiting parents for the holiday. When they dropped me off in Daly City—where my Bay Area family is at the moment—one said, "Yeah, this is some Daly City-ass shit," immediately on seeing the neighborhood
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hitched a ride up to the Bay Area from a couple friends who are "from the Bay" and were visiting parents for the holiday. When they dropped me off in Daly City—where my Bay Area family is at the moment—one said, "Yeah, this is some Daly City-ass shit," immediately on seeing the neighborhood
Reposted by Rosalind Tomato
when someone asks what I'm thankful for
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
when someone asks what I'm thankful for
walking up and interrupting a conversation between the medievalists in my cohort—I don't know about what—all, "What up, medievalists? Did feudalism happen?"
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
walking up and interrupting a conversation between the medievalists in my cohort—I don't know about what—all, "What up, medievalists? Did feudalism happen?"
Reposted by Rosalind Tomato
the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity
I read a library school textbook about how to put educational puppet shows on for children
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I read a library school textbook about how to put educational puppet shows on for children
come on down to my apartment baby it's loud as hell but if we walk to the top of the hill we can watch the planes take off at LAX, which is why it's so loud
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
come on down to my apartment baby it's loud as hell but if we walk to the top of the hill we can watch the planes take off at LAX, which is why it's so loud
neighbor drilling at 1239 AM. That can't be good
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
neighbor drilling at 1239 AM. That can't be good
produced the word "grawlix" in conversation with other comics people and briefly felt like the main dweeb from THE SAVAGE DETECTIVES
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
produced the word "grawlix" in conversation with other comics people and briefly felt like the main dweeb from THE SAVAGE DETECTIVES
20 hour BLACK LAMB AND GREY FALCON film adaptation that careens recklessly from documentary to mockumentary to reenactment to conventional narrative film
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
20 hour BLACK LAMB AND GREY FALCON film adaptation that careens recklessly from documentary to mockumentary to reenactment to conventional narrative film
I went to a sandwich place I had never been before and they guy behind the counter said, "I've never seen you before. Is this your first time here?"
And I said, "Yes."
And he said, "Don't even look at the menu. We have four good sandwiches," before listing four sandwiches for me to choose from.
And I said, "Yes."
And he said, "Don't even look at the menu. We have four good sandwiches," before listing four sandwiches for me to choose from.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I went to a sandwich place I had never been before and they guy behind the counter said, "I've never seen you before. Is this your first time here?"
And I said, "Yes."
And he said, "Don't even look at the menu. We have four good sandwiches," before listing four sandwiches for me to choose from.
And I said, "Yes."
And he said, "Don't even look at the menu. We have four good sandwiches," before listing four sandwiches for me to choose from.
Bring a pie that nobody's ever heard of. Make a damn nesselrode pie.
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Bring a pie that nobody's ever heard of. Make a damn nesselrode pie.