Raekwjon the Swedish Chef
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THE FACT THAT ONE OF THE POP-TARTS CHOSE TO LIVE MAKES THE WHOLE THING WORSE SOMEHOW
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
THE FACT THAT ONE OF THE POP-TARTS CHOSE TO LIVE MAKES THE WHOLE THING WORSE SOMEHOW
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
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And just like that, SFWA capitulates. Keep fighting. It works.
December 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
And just like that, SFWA capitulates. Keep fighting. It works.
Do you think the similarities between grinches and grouches demonstrate convergent or divergent evolution? Do they share a close common ancestor, or did they face similar selective pressures throughout their natural history?
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Do you think the similarities between grinches and grouches demonstrate convergent or divergent evolution? Do they share a close common ancestor, or did they face similar selective pressures throughout their natural history?
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After losing the last 3 national championships to their arch rivals in heartbreaking fashion, Auténticos Tigres UANL have won the ONEFA Conferencia 14 Grandes Final, 33-30, and are the national champions!
🇲🇽🏆🐯🏈
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November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
After losing the last 3 national championships to their arch rivals in heartbreaking fashion, Auténticos Tigres UANL have won the ONEFA Conferencia 14 Grandes Final, 33-30, and are the national champions!
🇲🇽🏆🐯🏈
🇲🇽🏆🐯🏈
Imagining a guy who puts a Lil’ Yachty wrap on his 1956 Corvette.
May 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Imagining a guy who puts a Lil’ Yachty wrap on his 1956 Corvette.
My almost three-year-old called me, “Big Fella,” the other day, and while I cannot say that he was incorrect, I was not emotionally prepared for it in that moment.
May 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My almost three-year-old called me, “Big Fella,” the other day, and while I cannot say that he was incorrect, I was not emotionally prepared for it in that moment.
A guy who pronounces “balance”like “Beyoncé.”
April 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A guy who pronounces “balance”like “Beyoncé.”
I just saw a license plate that said “GRMP JCE,” so I’ll be thinking about that for the next five years.
March 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just saw a license plate that said “GRMP JCE,” so I’ll be thinking about that for the next five years.
Shout out to all the toddlers out there who, like mine, don’t really seem to care for ra$pberrie$. You the real MVP.
February 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Shout out to all the toddlers out there who, like mine, don’t really seem to care for ra$pberrie$. You the real MVP.
I think I might be the only millennial who doesn’t care about Wallace and Gromit.
January 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I think I might be the only millennial who doesn’t care about Wallace and Gromit.
Whoever invents a frozen breakfast burrito that doesn’t explode in the microwave should get to become the Emperor of Earth. A true philosopher king.
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Whoever invents a frozen breakfast burrito that doesn’t explode in the microwave should get to become the Emperor of Earth. A true philosopher king.
If somebody ever found a way to deep fry Skittles, that would probably be the end of me.
January 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If somebody ever found a way to deep fry Skittles, that would probably be the end of me.
Goats: what if an ungulate was also a rat?
January 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Goats: what if an ungulate was also a rat?
Tommy Nosferatutone
January 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tommy Nosferatutone
Couldn't help but notice that the College of Wooster Fighting Scots Men's Basketball team is currently ranked #6, if that's (D3 Hoops) something you're into.
December 22, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Couldn't help but notice that the College of Wooster Fighting Scots Men's Basketball team is currently ranked #6, if that's (D3 Hoops) something you're into.
Bout to have me a nice little morning.
November 28, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Bout to have me a nice little morning.
I think UNC’s going to win tonight because Alabama just doesn’t have as many shooters this year as they did last year.
March 29, 2024 at 12:46 AM
I think UNC’s going to win tonight because Alabama just doesn’t have as many shooters this year as they did last year.
I’ll say it: Chambord is the cheat code for great cocktails.
March 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I’ll say it: Chambord is the cheat code for great cocktails.
Not me coming down like a wolf on the fold with my cohorts gleaming in purple and gold.
March 22, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Not me coming down like a wolf on the fold with my cohorts gleaming in purple and gold.
Opinion: people who pronounce “Reese’s Pieces” as ”ree-sees pee-sees” shouldn’t be allowed to own property.
November 25, 2023 at 11:10 PM
Opinion: people who pronounce “Reese’s Pieces” as ”ree-sees pee-sees” shouldn’t be allowed to own property.
Does anyone need a Bluesky invite code? I have a couple.
November 22, 2023 at 5:18 AM
Does anyone need a Bluesky invite code? I have a couple.
It is magnificent in its profanity.
November 15, 2023 at 1:31 AM
It is magnificent in its profanity.