Chris Blanchard
@maxvonpuppet.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Chris. I'm 50+, a husband, father of a trans kid, and I play TTRPGs and RPG and Survival Craft video games. He/Him
Confession time. I love me a good City Builder video game, but I am just not good at them. Like, at all. #videogame #citybuilder
January 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Confession time. I love me a good City Builder video game, but I am just not good at them. Like, at all. #videogame #citybuilder
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January 22, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Reading on Trump's letter to Norway, and I find myself wondering what's worse, having a Fascist Dictator in the White House, or having an "Incompetent", idiot Fascist Dictator in the White House? Because, for fuck's sake, America!
January 20, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Reading on Trump's letter to Norway, and I find myself wondering what's worse, having a Fascist Dictator in the White House, or having an "Incompetent", idiot Fascist Dictator in the White House? Because, for fuck's sake, America!
I've run into that age old problem of GMing, where even though I am really enjoying the game I am currently running (Torg Eternity) I am already eyeballing my next game (currently leaning toward DCC). Why can't I stay focused on one game at a time? #TTRPG #DMproblems #foreverDM
January 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I've run into that age old problem of GMing, where even though I am really enjoying the game I am currently running (Torg Eternity) I am already eyeballing my next game (currently leaning toward DCC). Why can't I stay focused on one game at a time? #TTRPG #DMproblems #foreverDM
At this point, I feel like Trump could walk up to a crowd of his followers, stab one of them in the heart, and that one would thank him for doing it, while the other's would applaud and laugh at how "triggered" the libs are by it.
January 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
At this point, I feel like Trump could walk up to a crowd of his followers, stab one of them in the heart, and that one would thank him for doing it, while the other's would applaud and laugh at how "triggered" the libs are by it.
Reposted by Chris Blanchard
Sen. BLUMENTHAL: Was the U.S. Capitol attacked on January 6, 2021?
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: Well, individuals entered the Capitol.
Blumenthal: You are in fear—how will you have the courage to be fair and impartial?
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: Well, individuals entered the Capitol.
Blumenthal: You are in fear—how will you have the courage to be fair and impartial?
December 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sen. BLUMENTHAL: Was the U.S. Capitol attacked on January 6, 2021?
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: Well, individuals entered the Capitol.
Blumenthal: You are in fear—how will you have the courage to be fair and impartial?
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: *dodges*
Trump nominee: Well, individuals entered the Capitol.
Blumenthal: You are in fear—how will you have the courage to be fair and impartial?
Reposted by Chris Blanchard
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December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Played in a game of #Dolmenwood today. My first time with the system. It was a blast. My human friar, Brother Crump, nearly died twice, and the second time was nearly a TPK. But in the end, we brought two ghostly lovers together. Amazing time. #TTRPG
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Played in a game of #Dolmenwood today. My first time with the system. It was a blast. My human friar, Brother Crump, nearly died twice, and the second time was nearly a TPK. But in the end, we brought two ghostly lovers together. Amazing time. #TTRPG
Confession time. Thanksgiving has become one of my least favorite holidays, because it's just really stressful for me, and I'm more thankful when it's over than I am during the day itself.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Confession time. Thanksgiving has become one of my least favorite holidays, because it's just really stressful for me, and I'm more thankful when it's over than I am during the day itself.
Okay, I tried, really hard, to keep up with Campaign 4. I did. But I realized that it was stressing me out to try and watch 5 hours every week, and I wasn't enjoying it all that much to boot. So, I just decided to give up. And I feel much better about that decision. #TTRPG #CriticalRole
November 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Okay, I tried, really hard, to keep up with Campaign 4. I did. But I realized that it was stressing me out to try and watch 5 hours every week, and I wasn't enjoying it all that much to boot. So, I just decided to give up. And I feel much better about that decision. #TTRPG #CriticalRole
Hot Take: The "Anti-Mariah Carey" memes are old and stale and I am sick of them.
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hot Take: The "Anti-Mariah Carey" memes are old and stale and I am sick of them.
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I've been thinking about something a lot lately. Ever since a member of my gaming group lamented not having the skills to do art (after showing them a picture I drew). Now, I realize he was talking specifically about drawing, but I think he also meant it more broadly. #ttrpg
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I've been thinking about something a lot lately. Ever since a member of my gaming group lamented not having the skills to do art (after showing them a picture I drew). Now, I realize he was talking specifically about drawing, but I think he also meant it more broadly. #ttrpg
Today was the final day of my #ForbiddenLands campaign. After nearly 2 years, it all came down the the final battle. After assaulting the city of Vond with an army of allies, the party made it to the fortress and started climbing the mountain. #TTRPG
September 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Today was the final day of my #ForbiddenLands campaign. After nearly 2 years, it all came down the the final battle. After assaulting the city of Vond with an army of allies, the party made it to the fortress and started climbing the mountain. #TTRPG
Okay, coloring is done for my #ForbiddenLands party pic. I'm excited to give it to them today in celebration of our last session. #ttrpg
September 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Okay, coloring is done for my #ForbiddenLands party pic. I'm excited to give it to them today in celebration of our last session. #ttrpg
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM