Maylott
@maylott.bsky.social
He/him.
Painter of miniatures, player of games. Escape room and ttrpg Games Master.
Painter of miniatures, player of games. Escape room and ttrpg Games Master.
Plumber Jack Ryan is being dispatched to investigate this highly advanced Communist washing technology.
January 28, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Plumber Jack Ryan is being dispatched to investigate this highly advanced Communist washing technology.
Enrique arriving at the function:
January 23, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Enrique arriving at the function:
That'd be the space asbestos. It's very much like normal asbestos, but much more dangerous due to ionising radiation exposure.
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
That'd be the space asbestos. It's very much like normal asbestos, but much more dangerous due to ionising radiation exposure.
Evidently they haven't studied the classics, such as"POV you are a train pulling into the station."
October 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Evidently they haven't studied the classics, such as"POV you are a train pulling into the station."
The spirit of Michaelmas is alive and well... probably.
September 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The spirit of Michaelmas is alive and well... probably.
So pleased I was able to find this classic Nurgle Daemon Prince new in box and paint him up for my Death Guard.
This fella's got so much character, and I'd love to see a new version of him in plastic someday.
#Nurgle #DaemonPrince #DeathGuard #ChaosSpaceMarines #Chaos #Warhammer40k #40k #Warhammer
This fella's got so much character, and I'd love to see a new version of him in plastic someday.
#Nurgle #DaemonPrince #DeathGuard #ChaosSpaceMarines #Chaos #Warhammer40k #40k #Warhammer
September 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
So pleased I was able to find this classic Nurgle Daemon Prince new in box and paint him up for my Death Guard.
This fella's got so much character, and I'd love to see a new version of him in plastic someday.
#Nurgle #DaemonPrince #DeathGuard #ChaosSpaceMarines #Chaos #Warhammer40k #40k #Warhammer
This fella's got so much character, and I'd love to see a new version of him in plastic someday.
#Nurgle #DaemonPrince #DeathGuard #ChaosSpaceMarines #Chaos #Warhammer40k #40k #Warhammer
Now we're all ready to instinctively snooze the Nuclear War alarm and get peacefully vaporised in our sleep.
September 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Now we're all ready to instinctively snooze the Nuclear War alarm and get peacefully vaporised in our sleep.
@killjamesbond.bsky.social
For Robbery Season consideration: the 2020 movie Money Plane, available to watch in its entirety on Youtube.
It's technically a movie, and that's about the best that can be said for it.
youtu.be/aETz_dRDEys?...
For Robbery Season consideration: the 2020 movie Money Plane, available to watch in its entirety on Youtube.
It's technically a movie, and that's about the best that can be said for it.
youtu.be/aETz_dRDEys?...
MONEY PLANE Official Trailer (2020) Edge, Denise Richards Action Movie HD
YouTube video by ONE Media
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September 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
@killjamesbond.bsky.social
For Robbery Season consideration: the 2020 movie Money Plane, available to watch in its entirety on Youtube.
It's technically a movie, and that's about the best that can be said for it.
youtu.be/aETz_dRDEys?...
For Robbery Season consideration: the 2020 movie Money Plane, available to watch in its entirety on Youtube.
It's technically a movie, and that's about the best that can be said for it.
youtu.be/aETz_dRDEys?...
Doing the "I had to beat them to death with the chair leg" bit, but I'm the only one in the room.
July 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Doing the "I had to beat them to death with the chair leg" bit, but I'm the only one in the room.
It's a Myphitic Blight-Hauler!
It hauls blight... myphitically.
#DeathGuard #MyphiticBlightHauler #Chaos #ChaosSpaceMarines #Nurgle #DaemonEngine #Warhammer #Warhammer40k #40K #MiniaturePainting
It hauls blight... myphitically.
#DeathGuard #MyphiticBlightHauler #Chaos #ChaosSpaceMarines #Nurgle #DaemonEngine #Warhammer #Warhammer40k #40K #MiniaturePainting
July 17, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's a Myphitic Blight-Hauler!
It hauls blight... myphitically.
#DeathGuard #MyphiticBlightHauler #Chaos #ChaosSpaceMarines #Nurgle #DaemonEngine #Warhammer #Warhammer40k #40K #MiniaturePainting
It hauls blight... myphitically.
#DeathGuard #MyphiticBlightHauler #Chaos #ChaosSpaceMarines #Nurgle #DaemonEngine #Warhammer #Warhammer40k #40K #MiniaturePainting
'Humble-B' the Ambot is ready to join my Cawdor gang.
Few things are as satisfying to paint as weathered yellow industrial equipment.
#necromunda #Cawdor #Ambot #Warhammer #warhammer40k #40K #MiniaturePainting #NecromubdaAshWastes #HouseCawdor #NecromundaUnderhive
Few things are as satisfying to paint as weathered yellow industrial equipment.
#necromunda #Cawdor #Ambot #Warhammer #warhammer40k #40K #MiniaturePainting #NecromubdaAshWastes #HouseCawdor #NecromundaUnderhive
July 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
'Humble-B' the Ambot is ready to join my Cawdor gang.
Few things are as satisfying to paint as weathered yellow industrial equipment.
#necromunda #Cawdor #Ambot #Warhammer #warhammer40k #40K #MiniaturePainting #NecromubdaAshWastes #HouseCawdor #NecromundaUnderhive
Few things are as satisfying to paint as weathered yellow industrial equipment.
#necromunda #Cawdor #Ambot #Warhammer #warhammer40k #40K #MiniaturePainting #NecromubdaAshWastes #HouseCawdor #NecromundaUnderhive
They will award you the Order of Kronsteen for this, Comrade.
June 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They will award you the Order of Kronsteen for this, Comrade.
An FTL-like would also be a good fit, I think
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
An FTL-like would also be a good fit, I think
As far as he can tell, it's just a very slow teleporter.
June 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
As far as he can tell, it's just a very slow teleporter.
"We need more Vaantikalisax license plates in the gift shop."
May 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
"We need more Vaantikalisax license plates in the gift shop."
Super glad to finally have some clarity on this. I've felt guilty about enjoying your work for years!
May 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Super glad to finally have some clarity on this. I've felt guilty about enjoying your work for years!
But you could be missing out on a Massive Yacht!
May 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
But you could be missing out on a Massive Yacht!
ExtremelyLoudSovietAnthem.wav
But it's the Flag of Wales waving in the background instead of the hammer and sickle.
But it's the Flag of Wales waving in the background instead of the hammer and sickle.
May 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
ExtremelyLoudSovietAnthem.wav
But it's the Flag of Wales waving in the background instead of the hammer and sickle.
But it's the Flag of Wales waving in the background instead of the hammer and sickle.
Some other options for the Big Henchman Terminology Discourse:
-Kronk
-Lurtz
-Non (from Superman 2)
-The German Mechanic From Indiana Jones
-Kronk
-Lurtz
-Non (from Superman 2)
-The German Mechanic From Indiana Jones
May 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Some other options for the Big Henchman Terminology Discourse:
-Kronk
-Lurtz
-Non (from Superman 2)
-The German Mechanic From Indiana Jones
-Kronk
-Lurtz
-Non (from Superman 2)
-The German Mechanic From Indiana Jones
'Gimme some good news! Has the Earth's orbit been affected?'
'Elliptical too, sir.'
'Dear god!'
'Elliptical too, sir.'
'Dear god!'
April 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
'Gimme some good news! Has the Earth's orbit been affected?'
'Elliptical too, sir.'
'Dear god!'
'Elliptical too, sir.'
'Dear god!'
A particular shout-out to the Helen Macfarlane translation, in which "a Frightful Hobgogblin stalks throughout Europe."
March 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A particular shout-out to the Helen Macfarlane translation, in which "a Frightful Hobgogblin stalks throughout Europe."
@farrantula.bsky.social @lukewestaway.bsky.social, Oh no! Terrible news, I was scrolling through some old-timey newspapers at the library and it looks like the timeline has been horribly changed somehow!
March 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
@farrantula.bsky.social @lukewestaway.bsky.social, Oh no! Terrible news, I was scrolling through some old-timey newspapers at the library and it looks like the timeline has been horribly changed somehow!
I decided to kick off this year's #MarchForMacragge by finally finishing Chief Librarian Tigurius
Let's hope he's the first of many of my unfinished blue lads to be completed this month.
#Warhammer40K #SpaceMarines #Ultramarines #Astartes #Tigurius #WarhammerCommunity #MiniaturePainting #40K
Let's hope he's the first of many of my unfinished blue lads to be completed this month.
#Warhammer40K #SpaceMarines #Ultramarines #Astartes #Tigurius #WarhammerCommunity #MiniaturePainting #40K
March 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I decided to kick off this year's #MarchForMacragge by finally finishing Chief Librarian Tigurius
Let's hope he's the first of many of my unfinished blue lads to be completed this month.
#Warhammer40K #SpaceMarines #Ultramarines #Astartes #Tigurius #WarhammerCommunity #MiniaturePainting #40K
Let's hope he's the first of many of my unfinished blue lads to be completed this month.
#Warhammer40K #SpaceMarines #Ultramarines #Astartes #Tigurius #WarhammerCommunity #MiniaturePainting #40K
On Caladan we ruled with air beef and sea beef...
On Arrakis we must cultivate
Desert Beef.
On Arrakis we must cultivate
Desert Beef.
February 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
On Caladan we ruled with air beef and sea beef...
On Arrakis we must cultivate
Desert Beef.
On Arrakis we must cultivate
Desert Beef.
The Wicker Man cannot be defeated, for it IS defeat.
February 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The Wicker Man cannot be defeated, for it IS defeat.