Maylott
@maylott.bsky.social
He/him.
Painter of miniatures, player of games. Escape room and ttrpg Games Master.
Painter of miniatures, player of games. Escape room and ttrpg Games Master.
That'd be the space asbestos. It's very much like normal asbestos, but much more dangerous due to ionising radiation exposure.
October 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
That'd be the space asbestos. It's very much like normal asbestos, but much more dangerous due to ionising radiation exposure.
Evidently they haven't studied the classics, such as"POV you are a train pulling into the station."
October 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Evidently they haven't studied the classics, such as"POV you are a train pulling into the station."
The spirit of Michaelmas is alive and well... probably.
September 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The spirit of Michaelmas is alive and well... probably.
Now we're all ready to instinctively snooze the Nuclear War alarm and get peacefully vaporised in our sleep.
September 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Now we're all ready to instinctively snooze the Nuclear War alarm and get peacefully vaporised in our sleep.
Doing the "I had to beat them to death with the chair leg" bit, but I'm the only one in the room.
July 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Doing the "I had to beat them to death with the chair leg" bit, but I'm the only one in the room.
They will award you the Order of Kronsteen for this, Comrade.
June 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They will award you the Order of Kronsteen for this, Comrade.
An FTL-like would also be a good fit, I think
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
An FTL-like would also be a good fit, I think
As far as he can tell, it's just a very slow teleporter.
June 1, 2025 at 9:03 AM
As far as he can tell, it's just a very slow teleporter.
"We need more Vaantikalisax license plates in the gift shop."
May 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
"We need more Vaantikalisax license plates in the gift shop."
Super glad to finally have some clarity on this. I've felt guilty about enjoying your work for years!
May 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Super glad to finally have some clarity on this. I've felt guilty about enjoying your work for years!
But you could be missing out on a Massive Yacht!
May 18, 2025 at 11:03 AM
But you could be missing out on a Massive Yacht!
ExtremelyLoudSovietAnthem.wav
But it's the Flag of Wales waving in the background instead of the hammer and sickle.
But it's the Flag of Wales waving in the background instead of the hammer and sickle.
May 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
ExtremelyLoudSovietAnthem.wav
But it's the Flag of Wales waving in the background instead of the hammer and sickle.
But it's the Flag of Wales waving in the background instead of the hammer and sickle.
Some other options for the Big Henchman Terminology Discourse:
-Kronk
-Lurtz
-Non (from Superman 2)
-The German Mechanic From Indiana Jones
-Kronk
-Lurtz
-Non (from Superman 2)
-The German Mechanic From Indiana Jones
May 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Some other options for the Big Henchman Terminology Discourse:
-Kronk
-Lurtz
-Non (from Superman 2)
-The German Mechanic From Indiana Jones
-Kronk
-Lurtz
-Non (from Superman 2)
-The German Mechanic From Indiana Jones
'Gimme some good news! Has the Earth's orbit been affected?'
'Elliptical too, sir.'
'Dear god!'
'Elliptical too, sir.'
'Dear god!'
April 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
'Gimme some good news! Has the Earth's orbit been affected?'
'Elliptical too, sir.'
'Dear god!'
'Elliptical too, sir.'
'Dear god!'
A particular shout-out to the Helen Macfarlane translation, in which "a Frightful Hobgogblin stalks throughout Europe."
March 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A particular shout-out to the Helen Macfarlane translation, in which "a Frightful Hobgogblin stalks throughout Europe."
On Caladan we ruled with air beef and sea beef...
On Arrakis we must cultivate
Desert Beef.
On Arrakis we must cultivate
Desert Beef.
February 20, 2025 at 6:57 AM
On Caladan we ruled with air beef and sea beef...
On Arrakis we must cultivate
Desert Beef.
On Arrakis we must cultivate
Desert Beef.
The Wicker Man cannot be defeated, for it IS defeat.
February 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The Wicker Man cannot be defeated, for it IS defeat.
I'm reminded of this, from an old Hbomberguy video.
February 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm reminded of this, from an old Hbomberguy video.
Because of inflation, a modern Scrooge would have to be visited by 321.13 ghosts to achieve the same effect.
February 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Because of inflation, a modern Scrooge would have to be visited by 321.13 ghosts to achieve the same effect.