Maren Behrensen
mbehrensen.bsky.social
Maren Behrensen
@mbehrensen.bsky.social
Philosophy (trans and gender stuff, technology, social ontology, cognitive warfare) | Mushrooms (not that kind) | Scifi and sports dorkery
Zitiert worden bin ich wohl schon mal, aber noch nie so ausführlich.
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Why an aria as rapey as "Nessun dorma" is still a staple of very serious events baffles me. But at least I can't listen to it anymore without hearing the words to "Nissan bromsa" by KAJ. Vastly improved the dullest part of the Milano-Cortina opening ceremony.
February 7, 2026 at 9:34 AM
A theology/philosophy/queer studies collab where we argue that Christian Social Teaching would have all the conceptual resources to embrace queer folks, were it not for the cowardly narratives of the dogmatists.
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
When I hear fellow Germans lament that there's no meaningful resistance to Trumpism in the US, I'm reminded of Hannah Gadsby's words: Feels like a nose being lectured by a fart.
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Another murder in broad daylight. It won't be enough to prosecute the shooters. It won't be enough to defund ICE. It should be regarded as a criminal organization. All who signed up for it should be treated like Nazi soldiers and Confederate traitors. Noem, Charles, and Bovino should rot in prison.
January 24, 2026 at 4:51 PM
What I'd like to know is: Did Nature publish this because they thought it was a damning indictment of ChatGPT? Or did they not want to rob the author of the opportunity to show his whole ass in public?
When two years of academic work vanished with a single click
After turning off ChatGPT’s ‘data consent’ option, Marcel Bucher lost the work behind grant applications, teaching materials and publication drafts. Here’s what happened next.
www.nature.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:41 PM
And it's not like he was coherent before the hour mark. I guffawed at the part about Chinese "windmills all over the place" (which don't spin in China, but kill all the birds in Europe).
January 21, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Reposted by Maren Behrensen
January 19, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The list of Nobel Laureates who gave away or sold their medals covers the full spectrum of humanity - from licking the whole fascist boot (Hamsun, Machado) to supporting the victims of fascism (Muratov) with eternal grifting (Watson) and escalating health care costs (Lederman) inbetween.
The Nobel Prize and the Laureate Are Inseparable - Nobel Peace Prize
The medal and the diploma are the physical symbols confirming that an individual or organisation has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. The prize itself – the honour and recognition – remains insepar...
www.nobelpeaceprize.org
January 17, 2026 at 2:05 PM
That's a 9.9 on the Bechdel scale.
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Vollnazi erschießt Geflüchteten mit einer Nazipistole, zerlegt die Leiche und wirft sie in den Rhein. Das Landgericht Waldshut-Tiengen findet kreative Begründungen dafür, dass es sich dabei weder um eine rassistische Tat noch um besondere Niedertracht handele.
Strafprozess wird neu aufgerollt: War es doch Mord aus Rassismus?
Der Geflüchtete Mahdi ben Nacer starb durch einen Kopfschuss. Wegen rechtlicher Fehler muss der Prozess neu aufgerollt werden - dabei wird auch eine mögliche rassistische Tatmotivation eine Rolle spie...
www.tagesschau.de
January 13, 2026 at 8:33 PM
"[P]redicting doom in difficult times may have more to do with the sorrow and depression of the moment than with any real insight into future possibilities. Superstition, depression and fear play major roles in our efforts at prediction."
A Few Rules For Predicting The Future by Octavia E. Butler
Octavia E. Butler Octavia Butler was an author of moving and prophetic science fiction novels. She wrote an essay in 2000 for Essence Magazine that teaches us the capacity we have to understand the fu...
commongood.cc
January 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
If the related War on Saturated Fats is counted separately, then that's the tenth war this regime claims to have ended.
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Gotta kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight.
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Since I've seen claims to the effect that Maduro's abduction was an unprecedented event under the current international order, I tried to count the number of times the United States removed or instigated the removal of a de facto head of government of an independent country since 1945.
January 4, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Ich bedaure den Simultanübersetzer, der gerade im ZDF bei der Liveschalte nach Mar-a-Lago Trumps Lügen und Gebrabbel in halbwegs vollständige und kohärente Sätze zu überführen versucht.
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Venezuela may have the world's largest oil reserves, but Russia has an unlimited supply of grim irony.
January 3, 2026 at 1:16 PM
The modern techfash grift: company name from Lord of the Rings, business plan from Fallout.
December 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
"The first thing you learn is how strong you can be if you have to, and the next thing you learn is how cold it can get at night."
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
One of the eight wars he claims to have ended.
DRC fighting forces 200,000 to flee just days after Washington peace deal
Rwanda-backed M23 rebels clash with Congolese army and other groups as they march on strategic eastern town
www.theguardian.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The techbro fever dream: buy a baby, rely on your sycophancy machine tell you how to keep it alive. When ruining human lives in the abstract is not enough, just ruin one specific life from scratch!
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Time for a rewatch. Time to learn about contemporary fascism from a 90s TV show.
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Die Unterraschung, wenn sich herausstellt, dass das Zentrum für Politische Schönheit immer noch keinerlei Anstand besitzt und auch die neueste Selbstgerechtigkeit auf Lügen gebaut war.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The magic of Christmas: Sinterklaas disrupts my engineering ethics class at the precise moment I'm explaining the Panopticon (immediately becomes an example in said class).
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ich hab' in diesem ganzen Scheißjahr noch nicht so gelacht.
Gratulation an Kurz zu diesem, äh, "Sieg".
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM