mccaffepj.bsky.social
@mccaffepj.bsky.social
“Tell me, Agatha, is the spectre that you are haunted by in the room with us right now?”
“Yes, yes she is”
“And what is she doing?”
“I think - she’s trying to - whisper something - in my left ear”… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
“What can it mean, pray tell, the unearthly nocturnal vision of this young girl silently carrying a basket of kittens?”
“i think you’ve being imbibing too much of the medicinal sherry, my dear, - or perhaps not enough”… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
The unnerving sight of this young girl appearing every night was enough to give Agatha kittens - which is just what she got… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 8, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I don't know much about American Football but I think the Arkansas Chugabugs will beat the Wichita Linemen on penalties to win this year's Superb Bowl...
February 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Mona’s somnambulism, which was largely harmless for the most part & a source of amusement for the rest of the household, took on a more sinister tone when she was seen heading to the kitchen with ingredients she had gathered to make dinner… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
“I ain’t bovvered…”
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
“The last time I saw summit like that, t’whole herd had to be put down”… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
“I don’t mean to sound ungrateful, Arthur, I really don’t. It’s a quite marvellous likeness of me & I appreciate the time & effort you’ve taken to make it - but sadly I think it’s rather too large for a passport picture”… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 2, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Maud was unnerved by how the eyes seemed to follow her around the room. Eventually she had to tell Hector to stop staring at her & leave… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 11:56 PM
“If this is a portrait of him, I dread to think what Dorian looks like in real life”… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 11:53 PM
“Are you sure it’s not upside down?”… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
“Eeeh, Ahh don’t reckon much to this, tha knows. Shall we turn it o’er & see what’s on t’other side?”… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 11:45 PM
“I don’t know much about this modern art but I can tell at a glance what this represents. It‘s the most honest heartfelt dramatic depiction of the last days of Pompeii I’ve ever seen. It’s really quite upsetting”
“ - Umm, it’s actually a painting of a bowl of fruit…“
#GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
It was long nights like this, staring at a picture for hours, that gave young Mr Logie Baird an idea… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 11:35 PM
After looking at the picture for some time, from all angles, they came to the unanimous opinion that the goal was offside… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
“Why is this particular canvas blank?”
“it may appear so at first but, to those who are truly intelligent & sophisticated, as you stare at it, the hidden picture slowly magically reveals itself”
“ - Oh, yes. I see it now. Isn’t that clever - & clearly so am I, obviously”
“Obviously”… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
“I don’t know much about this sort of thing, to be honest. What exactly am I looking at?”
“It’s called an easel, my dear”… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
“Why didn’t they give us more warning that only Captain Scarlet is indestructible?…”
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
“You chaps are jolly lucky to have me on this vessel, you know. I’m destined for greatness I am. Oh, yes. One day I will be Captain of my own ship with the finest bravest noblest crew. My name will become one of the most famous & revered in maritime history”
“Pipe down, Pugwash…”
#GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 25, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Times were tough & morale low aboard the ship but the Captain was confident that his crew didn’t know the meaning of the word Mutiny - unless they ever tried to wrest the dictionary from his hands… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
“The sea, the sea - The sea, the sea - the sea, the sea - The sea” it was poetry night again but the crew were beginning to suspect that the Captain was beginning to run out of inspiration… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
After many years pursuing the giant whale, the crew could hardly be any closer to it. They couldn’t believe their great good luck - that it had swallowed the entire ship intact… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 25, 2026 at 9:35 PM
The crew had found it hard to stomach when the Captain said he would eat his hat if he couldn’t provide them with something to eat when rations ran out - but that never came to pass. The rebellious hungry blighters decided that they‘d keep it to remember him by - or for dessert instead… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 25, 2026 at 9:11 PM
“A big coat with large sleeves & a mannequin’s hand can provide hours of fun for any self-respecting keen practical joker. Who, among One’s domestic staff, could possibly fail to see the funny side of this jape every morning?”… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Arthur was on the edge of his seat waiting for Maude to sit on the chair where he had hidden his whoopee cushion but she was now wise to his practical jokes & would have the last laugh. He had to throw some money down first before she would take a pew - having removed the novelty item… #GirlsOwnCC
Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC
January 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM