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Her, looking at TV: 𝙀𝙡𝙨𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙝'𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙇𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙇𝙞𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙮!
Me: Well, who else 'ya gonna trust?
Me: Well, who else 'ya gonna trust?
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Her, looking at TV: 𝙀𝙡𝙨𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙝'𝙨 𝙥𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙇𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝙇𝙞𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙮!
Me: Well, who else 'ya gonna trust?
Me: Well, who else 'ya gonna trust?
Post a famous bathroom scene:
<Sorry, tried to find an image of Ted Stevens demonstrating his "wide stance", but they all seem to be redacted.>
<Sorry, tried to find an image of Ted Stevens demonstrating his "wide stance", but they all seem to be redacted.>
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene:
<Sorry, tried to find an image of Ted Stevens demonstrating his "wide stance", but they all seem to be redacted.>
<Sorry, tried to find an image of Ted Stevens demonstrating his "wide stance", but they all seem to be redacted.>
Politician: "That's fake news!"
Reporter: "No, 'news' are true things that happen. We dutifully report them to help keep the public informed.
You're describing 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮."
Reporter: "No, 'news' are true things that happen. We dutifully report them to help keep the public informed.
You're describing 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮."
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Politician: "That's fake news!"
Reporter: "No, 'news' are true things that happen. We dutifully report them to help keep the public informed.
You're describing 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮."
Reporter: "No, 'news' are true things that happen. We dutifully report them to help keep the public informed.
You're describing 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙮."
Monster Mash: One part 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙮, two parts 𝙍𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙗.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Monster Mash: One part 𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙏𝙪𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙮, two parts 𝙍𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙗.
I don't get these arthritis ads.
Who ever gets pain from a joint,?
Who ever gets pain from a joint,?
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I don't get these arthritis ads.
Who ever gets pain from a joint,?
Who ever gets pain from a joint,?
Did you hear about the mushroom standup comic?
He was a sillycybin.
He was a sillycybin.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Did you hear about the mushroom standup comic?
He was a sillycybin.
He was a sillycybin.
Found this antique Roomba at an estate sale, but think the batteries are dead...
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Found this antique Roomba at an estate sale, but think the batteries are dead...
The Red Team has proposed a "Denouncing Socialism" act.
U.S. Rep Nicole Malliotakis (R - NY 11th) declared on the House floor that "Socialism is Communism Light."
Guess she's never heard of public schools, roads, parks, libraries, our new-found 10% stake in Intel...
U.S. Rep Nicole Malliotakis (R - NY 11th) declared on the House floor that "Socialism is Communism Light."
Guess she's never heard of public schools, roads, parks, libraries, our new-found 10% stake in Intel...
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The Red Team has proposed a "Denouncing Socialism" act.
U.S. Rep Nicole Malliotakis (R - NY 11th) declared on the House floor that "Socialism is Communism Light."
Guess she's never heard of public schools, roads, parks, libraries, our new-found 10% stake in Intel...
U.S. Rep Nicole Malliotakis (R - NY 11th) declared on the House floor that "Socialism is Communism Light."
Guess she's never heard of public schools, roads, parks, libraries, our new-found 10% stake in Intel...
Doctor: "You might have three months to live."
Undertaker: "You're healthy as a corpse!"
Undertaker: "You're healthy as a corpse!"
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Doctor: "You might have three months to live."
Undertaker: "You're healthy as a corpse!"
Undertaker: "You're healthy as a corpse!"
I used to identify as transmission, but now it's differential.
November 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I used to identify as transmission, but now it's differential.
This just in:
Long time TV host Bill Maher has joined the board of 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙔𝘼:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Young Adults.
Long time TV host Bill Maher has joined the board of 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙔𝘼:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Young Adults.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This just in:
Long time TV host Bill Maher has joined the board of 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙔𝘼:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Young Adults.
Long time TV host Bill Maher has joined the board of 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙔𝘼:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Young Adults.
This just in:
The 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙊𝙣𝙚 has announced 𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳, and will be sending seven of the Country's 20 Aircraft Carriers to Chicago to "help put down unrest".
Whether they'll all actually fit through the locks has yet to be determined.
The 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙊𝙣𝙚 has announced 𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳, and will be sending seven of the Country's 20 Aircraft Carriers to Chicago to "help put down unrest".
Whether they'll all actually fit through the locks has yet to be determined.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This just in:
The 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙊𝙣𝙚 has announced 𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳, and will be sending seven of the Country's 20 Aircraft Carriers to Chicago to "help put down unrest".
Whether they'll all actually fit through the locks has yet to be determined.
The 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙊𝙣𝙚 has announced 𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘕𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘯 𝘚𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳, and will be sending seven of the Country's 20 Aircraft Carriers to Chicago to "help put down unrest".
Whether they'll all actually fit through the locks has yet to be determined.
It's looking like the moral of the shutdown is that it's bad to help poor folks eat, but OK for already rich folks to get an extra six week paid vacation.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It's looking like the moral of the shutdown is that it's bad to help poor folks eat, but OK for already rich folks to get an extra six week paid vacation.
I don't understand this criticism of CA Prop 50 in that it "didn't have a person on the ballot".
When I voted last Tuesday, there were 17 Municipal Propositions, and one Statewide.
Nary a human among them.
Props are often not about people, rather authorizing - or not - future spending.
When I voted last Tuesday, there were 17 Municipal Propositions, and one Statewide.
Nary a human among them.
Props are often not about people, rather authorizing - or not - future spending.
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don't understand this criticism of CA Prop 50 in that it "didn't have a person on the ballot".
When I voted last Tuesday, there were 17 Municipal Propositions, and one Statewide.
Nary a human among them.
Props are often not about people, rather authorizing - or not - future spending.
When I voted last Tuesday, there were 17 Municipal Propositions, and one Statewide.
Nary a human among them.
Props are often not about people, rather authorizing - or not - future spending.
Grampa thinks a substack is when you have two pancakes left over after breakfast.
November 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Grampa thinks a substack is when you have two pancakes left over after breakfast.
Pubs don't want to subsidize already enormously wealthy insurance companies.
Fair point.
But neither do they want to reign in the extortion so lhealth care would be actually affordable.
Doctors and patients in the room, yes.
Insurance adjustors in there with them, no.
Single payer, anyone?
Fair point.
But neither do they want to reign in the extortion so lhealth care would be actually affordable.
Doctors and patients in the room, yes.
Insurance adjustors in there with them, no.
Single payer, anyone?
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Pubs don't want to subsidize already enormously wealthy insurance companies.
Fair point.
But neither do they want to reign in the extortion so lhealth care would be actually affordable.
Doctors and patients in the room, yes.
Insurance adjustors in there with them, no.
Single payer, anyone?
Fair point.
But neither do they want to reign in the extortion so lhealth care would be actually affordable.
Doctors and patients in the room, yes.
Insurance adjustors in there with them, no.
Single payer, anyone?
The local hits station just played that classic Buggles song that was the first video on MTV:
"Amazon Killed the Mom 'n Pop Store,
Amazon Killed the Mom 'n Pop Store..."
"Amazon Killed the Mom 'n Pop Store,
Amazon Killed the Mom 'n Pop Store..."
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The local hits station just played that classic Buggles song that was the first video on MTV:
"Amazon Killed the Mom 'n Pop Store,
Amazon Killed the Mom 'n Pop Store..."
"Amazon Killed the Mom 'n Pop Store,
Amazon Killed the Mom 'n Pop Store..."
Who can get indicted,
for throwing ham and cheese.
Who can go to prison
wearing pants above his knees.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can 'cause the USDOJ is helping propogate the scam.
for throwing ham and cheese.
Who can go to prison
wearing pants above his knees.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can 'cause the USDOJ is helping propogate the scam.
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Who can get indicted,
for throwing ham and cheese.
Who can go to prison
wearing pants above his knees.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can 'cause the USDOJ is helping propogate the scam.
for throwing ham and cheese.
Who can go to prison
wearing pants above his knees.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can.
The 𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙣 can 'cause the USDOJ is helping propogate the scam.
Watching Carol Burnett on Kimmel.
We may not want old folks in office, yet still hang on every word of others even more advanced in years
Go figure.
We may not want old folks in office, yet still hang on every word of others even more advanced in years
Go figure.
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Watching Carol Burnett on Kimmel.
We may not want old folks in office, yet still hang on every word of others even more advanced in years
Go figure.
We may not want old folks in office, yet still hang on every word of others even more advanced in years
Go figure.
You know we live in a great country when the people living in the seat of capitalism trust a socialist to govern them.
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You know we live in a great country when the people living in the seat of capitalism trust a socialist to govern them.
Feaux Noose "Gender Gap" blue team win explanation:
Females were approximately 48% vs 44% turnout for the guys.
The winners percentage in all cases was substantially higher.
Back to you, Chet.
Females were approximately 48% vs 44% turnout for the guys.
The winners percentage in all cases was substantially higher.
Back to you, Chet.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Feaux Noose "Gender Gap" blue team win explanation:
Females were approximately 48% vs 44% turnout for the guys.
The winners percentage in all cases was substantially higher.
Back to you, Chet.
Females were approximately 48% vs 44% turnout for the guys.
The winners percentage in all cases was substantially higher.
Back to you, Chet.
Sounds like a certain couple of gals from Virginia and New Jersey should go out for drinks.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Sounds like a certain couple of gals from Virginia and New Jersey should go out for drinks.
Forcing food stamp funding means recipients can enjoy a tasty TACO.
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Forcing food stamp funding means recipients can enjoy a tasty TACO.
Why did the PowerPoint cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
To get to the other slide.
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Why did the PowerPoint cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
To get to the other slide.