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@lovedairy.bsky.social Just curious how one gets nearly 2K followers with only four posts, no replies, no media...
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
@lovedairy.bsky.social Just curious how one gets nearly 2K followers with only four posts, no replies, no media...
They should rename it to the Department of 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙐𝙨.
December 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
They should rename it to the Department of 𝙈𝙞𝙨𝙏𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙐𝙨.
I crossed Scotch Tape with Duck Tape, and ended up with a bunch of wasted ducks.
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I crossed Scotch Tape with Duck Tape, and ended up with a bunch of wasted ducks.
"I'd like to order the Hawaiian pizza".
"Excellent choice. Here at Raúl Pie we call that the Kahuna Grande".
"No, I'd like a small".
"Oh, you mean the Pocita Kahuna Grande."
"Excellent choice. Here at Raúl Pie we call that the Kahuna Grande".
"No, I'd like a small".
"Oh, you mean the Pocita Kahuna Grande."
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"I'd like to order the Hawaiian pizza".
"Excellent choice. Here at Raúl Pie we call that the Kahuna Grande".
"No, I'd like a small".
"Oh, you mean the Pocita Kahuna Grande."
"Excellent choice. Here at Raúl Pie we call that the Kahuna Grande".
"No, I'd like a small".
"Oh, you mean the Pocita Kahuna Grande."
Random awesome quotes:
𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚.
𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙢. 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚, 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨.
Murray Leinster, 𝙎𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙂𝙮𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙨, 1967
𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚.
𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙢. 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚, 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨.
Murray Leinster, 𝙎𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙂𝙮𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙨, 1967
December 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Random awesome quotes:
𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚.
𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙢. 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚, 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨.
Murray Leinster, 𝙎𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙂𝙮𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙨, 1967
𝙃𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙚𝙭𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚.
𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙢. 𝙊𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚, 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨.
Murray Leinster, 𝙎𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙂𝙮𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙚𝙨, 1967
And the People Spoke, saying thusly:
𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙, 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩.
𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙, 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩.
December 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
And the People Spoke, saying thusly:
𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙, 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩.
𝙏𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙖𝙣 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙙, 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙣𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘼𝙜𝙚𝙣𝙩.
Saw a Waymo, bus stopped ahead of it on the other side of the light, change lanes in an intersection.
Nice to know the robots are just as good at ignoring traffic laws as the other idiotic drivers around me.
Nice to know the robots are just as good at ignoring traffic laws as the other idiotic drivers around me.
December 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Saw a Waymo, bus stopped ahead of it on the other side of the light, change lanes in an intersection.
Nice to know the robots are just as good at ignoring traffic laws as the other idiotic drivers around me.
Nice to know the robots are just as good at ignoring traffic laws as the other idiotic drivers around me.
FutureCast, January 2027: Freshman U.S. Senator James Talarico introduces his first bill, the "Get Politics Out Of Government" act.
December 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
FutureCast, January 2027: Freshman U.S. Senator James Talarico introduces his first bill, the "Get Politics Out Of Government" act.
Super sad to think that now not only did Mel Brooks lost one of his best friends five years ago, but now also that best friend's son.
December 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Super sad to think that now not only did Mel Brooks lost one of his best friends five years ago, but now also that best friend's son.
Speaking to reporters, Senator Markwayne Mullin said "𝙒𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜."
Why not start with the ones operating out of 1600 Pennsylvania?
Why not start with the ones operating out of 1600 Pennsylvania?
December 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Speaking to reporters, Senator Markwayne Mullin said "𝙒𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩 𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙯𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮'𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜."
Why not start with the ones operating out of 1600 Pennsylvania?
Why not start with the ones operating out of 1600 Pennsylvania?
Just saw an ad on the telly which is exactly what the world has been waiting for:
𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙗, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧.
𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙗, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧.
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just saw an ad on the telly which is exactly what the world has been waiting for:
𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙗, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧.
𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝘽𝙤𝙗, 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧.
"They came, they saw, they floundered".
December 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"They came, they saw, they floundered".
We seem to have stayed a bit from Lincoln.
Apparently now it's "Government of, by and for the 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝 people."
Apparently now it's "Government of, by and for the 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝 people."
December 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
We seem to have stayed a bit from Lincoln.
Apparently now it's "Government of, by and for the 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝 people."
Apparently now it's "Government of, by and for the 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝 people."
They call it "Ole Miss" because "Young Miss" sounded too pervy.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
They call it "Ole Miss" because "Young Miss" sounded too pervy.
In a recent Cabinet meeting,, the 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙊𝙣𝙚, ranting once again on how Oslo keeps "snubbing" him, proclaimed: 'Think of all the wars I ended."
( Thinking ... Thinking ... Thinking ... )
Drawing a blank here.
( Thinking ... Thinking ... Thinking ... )
Drawing a blank here.
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
In a recent Cabinet meeting,, the 𝙊𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚 𝙊𝙣𝙚, ranting once again on how Oslo keeps "snubbing" him, proclaimed: 'Think of all the wars I ended."
( Thinking ... Thinking ... Thinking ... )
Drawing a blank here.
( Thinking ... Thinking ... Thinking ... )
Drawing a blank here.
What did the boxer say to the mirror?
𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙤𝙪𝙩.
𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙤𝙪𝙩.
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What did the boxer say to the mirror?
𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙤𝙪𝙩.
𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙤𝙪𝙩.
Should J.D. Vance somehow become President, there may be less gold all over the White House, but I would so not look forward to the Resolute Couch.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Should J.D. Vance somehow become President, there may be less gold all over the White House, but I would so not look forward to the Resolute Couch.
I know it wouldn't get used as often, but for the occasion the American football folks really should come up with their own Safety Dance.
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I know it wouldn't get used as often, but for the occasion the American football folks really should come up with their own Safety Dance.
I was wearing new transition contact lenses, and accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I was wearing new transition contact lenses, and accidentally walked into the wrong bathroom.
In a stunning break with tradition, Curly "U S." Howard has poked 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 in the eye, reducing the Five to Four.
December 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
In a stunning break with tradition, Curly "U S." Howard has poked 𝙝𝙞𝙢𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 in the eye, reducing the Five to Four.
Ever since I misplaced that bottle of Elmer's, people think I'm glueless.
December 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ever since I misplaced that bottle of Elmer's, people think I'm glueless.
As Stephen Colbert reported, we now know who leads the "Woke Caucus":
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
As Stephen Colbert reported, we now know who leads the "Woke Caucus":
A man claiming to be a member of the New York Bar was recently arrested for practicing without a license.
They charged him with being a pathological lawyer.
They charged him with being a pathological lawyer.
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
A man claiming to be a member of the New York Bar was recently arrested for practicing without a license.
They charged him with being a pathological lawyer.
They charged him with being a pathological lawyer.
Jefferson was right. Every 20 years or so we should scrap the old Constitution and make an improved one.
One thing they all got wrong was assuming the Branches would always check each other's power.
Today there's no remedy for things going so off the rails.
Waiting to vote again may be too late.
One thing they all got wrong was assuming the Branches would always check each other's power.
Today there's no remedy for things going so off the rails.
Waiting to vote again may be too late.
December 2, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Jefferson was right. Every 20 years or so we should scrap the old Constitution and make an improved one.
One thing they all got wrong was assuming the Branches would always check each other's power.
Today there's no remedy for things going so off the rails.
Waiting to vote again may be too late.
One thing they all got wrong was assuming the Branches would always check each other's power.
Today there's no remedy for things going so off the rails.
Waiting to vote again may be too late.
We should never do one without the other:
Vet: The act or process of appraising or checking a person or thing for suitability, accuracy, or validity.
Vote: To choose, endorse, decide the disposition of, defeat, or authorize someone or something.
Vet: The act or process of appraising or checking a person or thing for suitability, accuracy, or validity.
Vote: To choose, endorse, decide the disposition of, defeat, or authorize someone or something.
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We should never do one without the other:
Vet: The act or process of appraising or checking a person or thing for suitability, accuracy, or validity.
Vote: To choose, endorse, decide the disposition of, defeat, or authorize someone or something.
Vet: The act or process of appraising or checking a person or thing for suitability, accuracy, or validity.
Vote: To choose, endorse, decide the disposition of, defeat, or authorize someone or something.