Birdbot
@meanbird.bsky.social
Mega Man Legends Fan RP Account.
Not associated with Capcom.
RP Account don’t take anything the mean robot bird says seriously.
Not associated with Capcom.
RP Account don’t take anything the mean robot bird says seriously.
Pinned
Birdbot
@meanbird.bsky.social
· 10d
“Ever hear the expression ‘Stuck between a rock and a hard place?’
That's my situation! Squawk!”
#MVRP
#MegaManRP
That's my situation! Squawk!”
#MVRP
#MegaManRP
The bird aggressively swipes the pan from Mars.
He takes steps away from him so the pan doesn’t get taken away from him.
He takes steps away from him so the pan doesn’t get taken away from him.
"That's more like it."
Mars causally pass the pan over to the Birdbot.
Mars causally pass the pan over to the Birdbot.
January 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The bird aggressively swipes the pan from Mars.
He takes steps away from him so the pan doesn’t get taken away from him.
He takes steps away from him so the pan doesn’t get taken away from him.
The birdbot only had time to have his eyes go wide in horror seeing Volnutt again before getting punted.
He lands right back at @draconiclightning.bsky.social .
He lands right back at @draconiclightning.bsky.social .
A birdbot? He hasn't seen one of those in a while. Glancing around, he doesn't see any of Glyde's ships, or other birdbots, so...
PUNT!
PUNT!
Angry squawking as he is punted away.
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
January 4, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The birdbot only had time to have his eyes go wide in horror seeing Volnutt again before getting punted.
He lands right back at @draconiclightning.bsky.social .
He lands right back at @draconiclightning.bsky.social .
“Rawk! Dumb girl!”
“You have such a grating personality. Stupid bird.”
“Rawk! And I don’t recall caring!”
January 4, 2026 at 1:13 PM
“Rawk! Dumb girl!”
“WHAT DID I SQUAWKIN DO?!”
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
“WHAT DID I SQUAWKIN DO?!”
Angry squawking as he is punted away.
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
January 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Angry squawking as he is punted away.
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
He ends up landing right on the ground in front of @purifyinglegend.bsky.social .
“KEH! It’s not very social or whatever!”
"Your point?"
“Keeee, well you picked me up!!!”
January 3, 2026 at 2:37 PM
“KEH! It’s not very social or whatever!”
“Keeee, well you picked me up!!!”
"Only one of us has bandied insults about."
“RAWK! Like yours is any better punk!!”
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
“Keeee, well you picked me up!!!”
“RAWK! Like yours is any better punk!!”
"Apparently not, given my analysis of your social skills."
Deeming the birdbot too incompetent to be a threat, he just drops him.
Deeming the birdbot too incompetent to be a threat, he just drops him.
Squeaky toy noise.
“SQUAWK!!! LAY OFF SPIKEHEAD! I HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE ALREADY”
“SQUAWK!!! LAY OFF SPIKEHEAD! I HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE ALREADY”
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
“RAWK! Like yours is any better punk!!”
“Rawk! And I don’t recall caring!”
“I don’t recall asking.”
“SQUAWK! Didn’t break anything last time!”
January 2, 2026 at 12:07 PM
“Rawk! And I don’t recall caring!”
Angry frustrated bird noises.
“WHATEVER I WON’T SAY LOSER AGAIN!!”
“WHATEVER I WON’T SAY LOSER AGAIN!!”
Mars stick his tongue out and smirked.
"Not unless you say: 'I'm sorry, I will never call Mars a loser, ever again!'"
"Not unless you say: 'I'm sorry, I will never call Mars a loser, ever again!'"
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Angry frustrated bird noises.
“WHATEVER I WON’T SAY LOSER AGAIN!!”
“WHATEVER I WON’T SAY LOSER AGAIN!!”
“SQUAWK! GIVE THOSE BACK!”
"HEY! DON'T FORGET WHO BROUGHT YOU ALL THAT FOOD!!!"
Just then, Mars takes the frying pan away from the Bird Bot;
"You be nice now, if you don't, no more pizza or burgers for you!"
Just then, Mars takes the frying pan away from the Bird Bot;
"You be nice now, if you don't, no more pizza or burgers for you!"
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
“SQUAWK! GIVE THOSE BACK!”
“KEH KEH!! I can eat cookies and you can’t!!
Ha! Loser!!!”
Ha! Loser!!!”
@meanbird.bsky.social
"You're lucky that you can eat the same food as humans. I wish I can enjoy snacks like cookies and cake with my human friends."
"You're lucky that you can eat the same food as humans. I wish I can enjoy snacks like cookies and cake with my human friends."
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
“KEH KEH!! I can eat cookies and you can’t!!
Ha! Loser!!!”
Ha! Loser!!!”
“SQUAWK! Didn’t break anything last time!”
“. . . . Obviously. It’s full of father’s creations. But that doesn’t mean you’re invited back inside.”
“RAWK! Because it doesn’t look like a complete snooze fest inside of that castle!”
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
“SQUAWK! Didn’t break anything last time!”
“RAWK! Because it doesn’t look like a complete snooze fest inside of that castle!”
“Why are you back here. Your damages were minor and I’ve already corrected them.”
[[ @swn-000.bsky.social ]]
Existing near her vicinity.
Existing near her vicinity.
January 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
“RAWK! Because it doesn’t look like a complete snooze fest inside of that castle!”
[[ @swn-000.bsky.social ]]
Existing near her vicinity.
Existing near her vicinity.
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
[[ @swn-000.bsky.social ]]
Existing near her vicinity.
Existing near her vicinity.
Squeaky toy noise.
“SQUAWK!!! LAY OFF SPIKEHEAD! I HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE ALREADY”
“SQUAWK!!! LAY OFF SPIKEHEAD! I HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE ALREADY”
Arm shooting down, he grabs the birdbot by the torso, squeezing.
"Someone's very bad day. Perhaps yours."
"Someone's very bad day. Perhaps yours."
“Rawk! The peck you supposed to be, you blue spiked freak.”
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Squeaky toy noise.
“SQUAWK!!! LAY OFF SPIKEHEAD! I HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE ALREADY”
“SQUAWK!!! LAY OFF SPIKEHEAD! I HAVE ENOUGH OF THOSE ALREADY”
“Rawk! The peck you supposed to be, you blue spiked freak.”
Mecha looms over the bird, staring back with his one, glowing eye.
[[ @perfectionmkii.bsky.social ]]
This bird is staring at Mecha Sonic with judgemental eyes.
This bird is staring at Mecha Sonic with judgemental eyes.
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
“Rawk! The peck you supposed to be, you blue spiked freak.”
[[ @perfectionmkii.bsky.social ]]
This bird is staring at Mecha Sonic with judgemental eyes.
This bird is staring at Mecha Sonic with judgemental eyes.
January 1, 2026 at 2:27 PM
[[ @perfectionmkii.bsky.social ]]
This bird is staring at Mecha Sonic with judgemental eyes.
This bird is staring at Mecha Sonic with judgemental eyes.
“RAWK? The peck kind of snack is that?”
@meanbird.bsky.social
"Yawn..."
"Geez, I'm tried from all this flying... I guess I should have a snack too, huh."
He took an energy capsule wedge in the side of his hair(similar to how people put pencils on the side of their ear) and ate it.
"Yawn..."
"Geez, I'm tried from all this flying... I guess I should have a snack too, huh."
He took an energy capsule wedge in the side of his hair(similar to how people put pencils on the side of their ear) and ate it.
January 1, 2026 at 11:49 AM
“RAWK? The peck kind of snack is that?”
“RAWK! I can’t just stick my wing in there to cook it!!!
I need a squawkin frying pan!!”
I need a squawkin frying pan!!”
"Woah... What a cool trick.."
Mars quietly passes the meat patty to the Bird Bot, as he watches the fire in awe.
Mars quietly passes the meat patty to the Bird Bot, as he watches the fire in awe.
December 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
“RAWK! I can’t just stick my wing in there to cook it!!!
I need a squawkin frying pan!!”
I need a squawkin frying pan!!”
Birdbot looks at the nearest bush then pulls out an egg bomb.
He chucks the egg bomb into the bush where it explodes and catches the bush on fire.
He chucks the egg bomb into the bush where it explodes and catches the bush on fire.
"Hmmm... You're a tough customer, huh?... Well then,"
Mars flys off and returns with a arm full of ingredients.
"Here, I got these from home! I got some cheese, lettuce, mayo(Japanese Mayo is really good) and meat. Um, you know how to start a fire right?"
Mars flys off and returns with a arm full of ingredients.
"Here, I got these from home! I got some cheese, lettuce, mayo(Japanese Mayo is really good) and meat. Um, you know how to start a fire right?"
December 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Birdbot looks at the nearest bush then pulls out an egg bomb.
He chucks the egg bomb into the bush where it explodes and catches the bush on fire.
He chucks the egg bomb into the bush where it explodes and catches the bush on fire.
“KAW! That’s still a lack of a burger bub!!”
There is no pleasing this bird.
There is no pleasing this bird.
"Well then, we could just get rid of the buns... and then..."
"TADA! It's a normal pizza!"
"TADA! It's a normal pizza!"
December 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“KAW! That’s still a lack of a burger bub!!”
There is no pleasing this bird.
There is no pleasing this bird.
Surely he won’t fall for this aga- the Birdbot fell for it again.
He opened his eyes as wide as he could and looked.
He opened his eyes as wide as he could and looked.
❝ I ain't a liar, Birdy. yer just not seein’
Clearly. look up again! But with much
MUCH Open yer eyes! ❞
Clearly. look up again! But with much
MUCH Open yer eyes! ❞
December 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Surely he won’t fall for this aga- the Birdbot fell for it again.
He opened his eyes as wide as he could and looked.
He opened his eyes as wide as he could and looked.
“Keh???”
He stares at the sandwiched pizza slice.
“I didn’t want the two combined!!”
He stares at the sandwiched pizza slice.
“I didn’t want the two combined!!”
"OKAY! Wait then here!"
Then Mars excitedly brings out a plate with a rather random assortment of food.
"Since you said you like Pizza and Burgers, I got you a slice of pizza sandwiched between two buns!"
"I also got you some mochi and milk. You know, cause it's going to be New Years soon!"
Then Mars excitedly brings out a plate with a rather random assortment of food.
"Since you said you like Pizza and Burgers, I got you a slice of pizza sandwiched between two buns!"
"I also got you some mochi and milk. You know, cause it's going to be New Years soon!"
December 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“Keh???”
He stares at the sandwiched pizza slice.
“I didn’t want the two combined!!”
He stares at the sandwiched pizza slice.
“I didn’t want the two combined!!”
“RAWK!!! YES!!! Bring me something!!
I’m squawkin starving!!!”
I’m squawkin starving!!!”
"Wow, you can eat human food? That pretty advance for us robot, you know!
"Maybe, I whip you up a declious meal?"
"Maybe, I whip you up a declious meal?"
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“RAWK!!! YES!!! Bring me something!!
I’m squawkin starving!!!”
I’m squawkin starving!!!”