Birdbot
@meanbird.bsky.social
Mega Man Legends Fan RP Account.
Not associated with Capcom.
RP Account don’t take anything the mean robot bird says seriously.
Not associated with Capcom.
RP Account don’t take anything the mean robot bird says seriously.
Pinned
“Ever hear the expression ‘Stuck between a rock and a hard place?’
That's my situation! Squawk!”
#MVRP
#MegaManRP
That's my situation! Squawk!”
#MVRP
#MegaManRP
“RAWK! I can’t just stick my wing in there to cook it!!!
I need a squawkin frying pan!!”
I need a squawkin frying pan!!”
"Woah... What a cool trick.."
Mars quietly passes the meat patty to the Bird Bot, as he watches the fire in awe.
Mars quietly passes the meat patty to the Bird Bot, as he watches the fire in awe.
December 31, 2025 at 10:55 AM
“RAWK! I can’t just stick my wing in there to cook it!!!
I need a squawkin frying pan!!”
I need a squawkin frying pan!!”
Birdbot looks at the nearest bush then pulls out an egg bomb.
He chucks the egg bomb into the bush where it explodes and catches the bush on fire.
He chucks the egg bomb into the bush where it explodes and catches the bush on fire.
"Hmmm... You're a tough customer, huh?... Well then,"
Mars flys off and returns with a arm full of ingredients.
"Here, I got these from home! I got some cheese, lettuce, mayo(Japanese Mayo is really good) and meat. Um, you know how to start a fire right?"
Mars flys off and returns with a arm full of ingredients.
"Here, I got these from home! I got some cheese, lettuce, mayo(Japanese Mayo is really good) and meat. Um, you know how to start a fire right?"
December 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Birdbot looks at the nearest bush then pulls out an egg bomb.
He chucks the egg bomb into the bush where it explodes and catches the bush on fire.
He chucks the egg bomb into the bush where it explodes and catches the bush on fire.
“KAW! That’s still a lack of a burger bub!!”
There is no pleasing this bird.
There is no pleasing this bird.
"Well then, we could just get rid of the buns... and then..."
"TADA! It's a normal pizza!"
"TADA! It's a normal pizza!"
December 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
“KAW! That’s still a lack of a burger bub!!”
There is no pleasing this bird.
There is no pleasing this bird.
Surely he won’t fall for this aga- the Birdbot fell for it again.
He opened his eyes as wide as he could and looked.
He opened his eyes as wide as he could and looked.
❝ I ain't a liar, Birdy. yer just not seein’
Clearly. look up again! But with much
MUCH Open yer eyes! ❞
Clearly. look up again! But with much
MUCH Open yer eyes! ❞
December 30, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Surely he won’t fall for this aga- the Birdbot fell for it again.
He opened his eyes as wide as he could and looked.
He opened his eyes as wide as he could and looked.
“Keh???”
He stares at the sandwiched pizza slice.
“I didn’t want the two combined!!”
He stares at the sandwiched pizza slice.
“I didn’t want the two combined!!”
"OKAY! Wait then here!"
Then Mars excitedly brings out a plate with a rather random assortment of food.
"Since you said you like Pizza and Burgers, I got you a slice of pizza sandwiched between two buns!"
"I also got you some mochi and milk. You know, cause it's going to be New Years soon!"
Then Mars excitedly brings out a plate with a rather random assortment of food.
"Since you said you like Pizza and Burgers, I got you a slice of pizza sandwiched between two buns!"
"I also got you some mochi and milk. You know, cause it's going to be New Years soon!"
December 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
“Keh???”
He stares at the sandwiched pizza slice.
“I didn’t want the two combined!!”
He stares at the sandwiched pizza slice.
“I didn’t want the two combined!!”
“RAWK!!! YES!!! Bring me something!!
I’m squawkin starving!!!”
I’m squawkin starving!!!”
"Wow, you can eat human food? That pretty advance for us robot, you know!
"Maybe, I whip you up a declious meal?"
"Maybe, I whip you up a declious meal?"
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
“RAWK!!! YES!!! Bring me something!!
I’m squawkin starving!!!”
I’m squawkin starving!!!”
“Squawk! Literally any type of food!
Go get me a pizza or burger! Kaw!”
Go get me a pizza or burger! Kaw!”
"Hmm... What kind food does a Bird Robot, like you, eat?"
December 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
“Squawk! Literally any type of food!
Go get me a pizza or burger! Kaw!”
Go get me a pizza or burger! Kaw!”
“Kawwwwww I’m hungry!!!!”
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“Kawwwwww I’m hungry!!!!”
Well he doesn’t seem to be the brightest because he actually turned around and looked.
“Keh keh? Liar!!! Ain’t no one behind me!!”
“Keh keh? Liar!!! Ain’t no one behind me!!”
❝ Nope! Ah was talkin' bout
th' guy iiight behind ya. ❞
[ sarcasm. All what was behind
Was a wall. ]
th' guy iiight behind ya. ❞
[ sarcasm. All what was behind
Was a wall. ]
“Rawk? You talking bout me spikehead!?”
December 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Well he doesn’t seem to be the brightest because he actually turned around and looked.
“Keh keh? Liar!!! Ain’t no one behind me!!”
“Keh keh? Liar!!! Ain’t no one behind me!!”
“Rawk? You talking bout me spikehead!?”
❝ Heh, well ain't tha' a peculiar
Lookin - duck! ❞
Lookin - duck! ❞
December 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Rawk? You talking bout me spikehead!?”
“SQUAWK!!!!”
“Nope I’m out of this dump!!!”
He starts fleeing.
“Nope I’m out of this dump!!!”
He starts fleeing.
Piano glares at the bird, before stepping away from it to rummage through some supplies.
She comes back with a power drill, pressing the button a few times to make it whirr.
“Maybe I should check for internal damages now.”
She comes back with a power drill, pressing the button a few times to make it whirr.
“Maybe I should check for internal damages now.”
The Birdbot rolls his eyes.
“Rawk, your fault.”
“Rawk, your fault.”
December 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“SQUAWK!!!!”
“Nope I’m out of this dump!!!”
He starts fleeing.
“Nope I’m out of this dump!!!”
He starts fleeing.
“KEEEEEEEEE!!!”
It nearly hit him.
It nearly hit him.
*From a distance she throws an icicle at him*
“KAW HA HA HA HA!!!”
The bird is laughing at her misfortune.
The bird is laughing at her misfortune.
December 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
“KEEEEEEEEE!!!”
It nearly hit him.
It nearly hit him.
“KAW HA HA HA HA!!!”
The bird is laughing at her misfortune.
The bird is laughing at her misfortune.
*Shes trying to float with her wind magic but due to it being a very windy day she gets sent flying*
December 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“KAW HA HA HA HA!!!”
The bird is laughing at her misfortune.
The bird is laughing at her misfortune.
The Birdbot rolls his eyes.
“Rawk, your fault.”
“Rawk, your fault.”
“Haven’t seen him in awhile. Wonder if father finally got fed up with him?”
Piano polishes off some of the scratches from the bird’s exterior.
“Just as I’m nearing getting fed up with you.”
Piano polishes off some of the scratches from the bird’s exterior.
“Just as I’m nearing getting fed up with you.”
“KAW! Where is that loser, I’d rather talk with him!”
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The Birdbot rolls his eyes.
“Rawk, your fault.”
“Rawk, your fault.”
“KAW! Where is that loser, I’d rather talk with him!”
“No.
I was talking about Reggae. He is not a ‘Birdbot’ but he is a bird based robot.
Both of you can be awfully loud and annoying.”
I was talking about Reggae. He is not a ‘Birdbot’ but he is a bird based robot.
Both of you can be awfully loud and annoying.”
“Keh, what the heck were you talking about before you meet another Birdbot or something?”
December 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
“KAW! Where is that loser, I’d rather talk with him!”
“Keh, what the heck were you talking about before you meet another Birdbot or something?”
Piano examines the Birdbot’s condition. Mostly seemed to be cosmetic damages. Probably nothing internal.
Too bad. She wanted to open this thing up.
. . .
Maybe she still would if it kept up the attitude.
She pulls out a dust rag and begins cleaning the ash off the grumpy bot.
Too bad. She wanted to open this thing up.
. . .
Maybe she still would if it kept up the attitude.
She pulls out a dust rag and begins cleaning the ash off the grumpy bot.
Now he sits there with his wings grumpily crossed.
…
He was covered in ash.
He had some scratches.
He had some tiny small dents.
The Birdbot wasn’t very damaged at all…
…
He was covered in ash.
He had some scratches.
He had some tiny small dents.
The Birdbot wasn’t very damaged at all…
December 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Keh, what the heck were you talking about before you meet another Birdbot or something?”
Now he sits there with his wings grumpily crossed.
…
He was covered in ash.
He had some scratches.
He had some tiny small dents.
The Birdbot wasn’t very damaged at all…
…
He was covered in ash.
He had some scratches.
He had some tiny small dents.
The Birdbot wasn’t very damaged at all…
“Quit being so loud or I swear I’ll have every single weaponized bot in here treat you as an uninvited guest.”
She takes out a large toolbox, setting it on a nearby table with a loud THUD! Lots of stuff in there.
She takes out a large toolbox, setting it on a nearby table with a loud THUD! Lots of stuff in there.
“Kawwwww, OOOWWWWWWW!”
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Now he sits there with his wings grumpily crossed.
…
He was covered in ash.
He had some scratches.
He had some tiny small dents.
The Birdbot wasn’t very damaged at all…
…
He was covered in ash.
He had some scratches.
He had some tiny small dents.
The Birdbot wasn’t very damaged at all…
“Kawwwww, OOOWWWWWWW!”
“Stop that.
You’re going to damage yourself further.”
She grabs it by one of its wings and begins dragging it off to her workspace.
“Stupid bird.”
You’re going to damage yourself further.”
She grabs it by one of its wings and begins dragging it off to her workspace.
“Stupid bird.”
The bird is now banging his head on a wall out of frustration.
December 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“Kawwwww, OOOWWWWWWW!”
The bot has been thrown.
Picking up the birdbot.
Ya YEET!
Ya YEET!
The bird fried.
He knocked out.
He knocked out.
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The bot has been thrown.
The bird fried.
He knocked out.
He knocked out.
ZAP!
“KAW SHUT UP!!!”
The bird stomps on Farosh’s foot.
The bird stomps on Farosh’s foot.
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The bird fried.
He knocked out.
He knocked out.
The bird is now banging his head on a wall out of frustration.
“. . . Are you trying to mock me? The volume wasn’t the only issue. Obviously.”
The bird is whispering now.
“kaw, repair me now!”
“kaw, repair me now!”
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The bird is now banging his head on a wall out of frustration.
“KAW SHUT UP!!!”
The bird stomps on Farosh’s foot.
The bird stomps on Farosh’s foot.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“KAW SHUT UP!!!”
The bird stomps on Farosh’s foot.
The bird stomps on Farosh’s foot.
The bird is whispering now.
“kaw, repair me now!”
“kaw, repair me now!”
Staring at the Birdbot, deadpan.
“Are you serious? I said politely. Not louder.”
“Are you serious? I said politely. Not louder.”
“KAW SQUAWK?!?!”
“RAWWWWWKKKKK!!!!”
“REPAIR MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Frantically flapping his wings.
“RAWWWWWKKKKK!!!!”
“REPAIR MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Frantically flapping his wings.
December 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The bird is whispering now.
“kaw, repair me now!”
“kaw, repair me now!”
“KAW SQUAWK?!?!”
“RAWWWWWKKKKK!!!!”
“REPAIR MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Frantically flapping his wings.
“RAWWWWWKKKKK!!!!”
“REPAIR MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Frantically flapping his wings.
“That didn’t sound any nicer, now did it? Ask politely and I’ll begin your repairs.
It’s not difficult. Unless it’s somehow too complex for your birdbrain to comprehend?”
It’s not difficult. Unless it’s somehow too complex for your birdbrain to comprehend?”
“KAW WHAT?!?! REPAIR ME!!!”
December 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“KAW SQUAWK?!?!”
“RAWWWWWKKKKK!!!!”
“REPAIR MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Frantically flapping his wings.
“RAWWWWWKKKKK!!!!”
“REPAIR MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
Frantically flapping his wings.
“KAW WHAT?!?! REPAIR ME!!!”
Piano crosses her arms.
“I may have changed my mind. Your manners are terrible. Ask me nicely and I’ll reconsider.”
“I may have changed my mind. Your manners are terrible. Ask me nicely and I’ll reconsider.”
“SQUAAAA! Quit insulting me and start repairing me you idiot!!”
December 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“KAW WHAT?!?! REPAIR ME!!!”