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I’m really mean.
Denver Nuggets. Cats: 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛.
Atheist. Bey fan, but not stan. OCD.
My husband is my favorite. 🖤
Pinned
Please Nuggets, save me.
Dear Adam Silver,

Please see below as exhibit 152.
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Could we see Paul DePodesta and the #Rockies actually make a splash in free agency, perhaps by signing a first baseman?

"I have a couple meetings today with some guys who represent some first baseman, so I think that's certainly a possibility."
December 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Hunter Goodman had a breakout season, winning the NL Silver Slugger Award for Colorado.

What does #Rockies manager Warren Schaeffer think Goodman needs to do to take his next step? Leadership.

Also, expect more days at DH in the Cal Raleigh mold for Colorado’s catcher.
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Jam-allstar!
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Harold no longer even runs to his feeder every time it goes off, I assume it’s because he knows the other two assholes can’t steal his food.
This feeder has been life-changing!!!!
The cats no longer fuck with each other over food, Harold doesn’t wake us up for food, he isn’t inhaling his food, man oh man, it’s been great.
*FINALLY* found a chip-reading, timed auto-feeder for the cats.
No idea why it took so long for one to get on the market, but sure hope it’s worth the wait. 🤞🏻
December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Can someone get me a wellness check on Molly Smith rn?
nba.com NBA @nba.com · 12h
NBA Players of the Week for Week 7.

West: Jamal Murray (Denver Nuggets)
East: Jaylen Brown (Boston Celtics)
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Player tip: one of the SF Giants giveaways next season is this badass Valkyries baseball jersey. A great excuse to hit up a Giants game next year
December 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Mood:
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“KJ Simpson, brother of Bart Simpson from TV fame, on the court now…” - Marlowe, probably
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just watched someone drive straight into this. Even hit the sign head on.
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I love to see it.
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wish someone loved me as much as Marlowe loves overpronouncing last names.
December 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My husband referred to Cam Johnson as “your boyfriend” so I guess I’m not as subtle as I thought
December 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
As always, FUCK MILES BRIDGES
December 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Guess I’ll take a nap before the Nuggets game
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I love that Dion Dawkins’ first game back is a SHNOW game.
December 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
GO BILLS
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Driving down Colfax and saw a guy dressed up as the Grinch dressed up as Santa riding on some type of Santa sleigh motorcycle thing.
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Weather appropriate. 😂
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Imagine the first person to see a rhinoceros
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Gtfo right now
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Let’s go
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Please Nuggets, save me.
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM