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· Apr 26
How do you as a human not watch the nat geo queens elephant episode and not want to overthrow the patriarchy? 🤔
instagram ads for weird new na beverage always work on me
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
instagram ads for weird new na beverage always work on me
lol @ mt man's most annoying coworker breaking his arm which now provides him with the perfect excuse to continue to not do his job (counting)
February 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
lol @ mt man's most annoying coworker breaking his arm which now provides him with the perfect excuse to continue to not do his job (counting)
for future reference, january sucked with 22 migraine days
dec was a miracle at 8. feb is cautiously optimistically looking as if under 10 will continue
dec was a miracle at 8. feb is cautiously optimistically looking as if under 10 will continue
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
for future reference, january sucked with 22 migraine days
dec was a miracle at 8. feb is cautiously optimistically looking as if under 10 will continue
dec was a miracle at 8. feb is cautiously optimistically looking as if under 10 will continue
Related to this I had a dream last night that there was a cigarette-like product you could buy that basically created a smoke cloud around you to keep mosquitos away and why does a citronella joint seem genius?
It's February but it was above freezing today so I have a fresh mosquito bite
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Related to this I had a dream last night that there was a cigarette-like product you could buy that basically created a smoke cloud around you to keep mosquitos away and why does a citronella joint seem genius?
It's February but it was above freezing today so I have a fresh mosquito bite
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 AM
It's February but it was above freezing today so I have a fresh mosquito bite
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
I did...something and told crazy boss I was "tapping out" on the project and "tagging in coworker"' not sure how he'll receive that but don't care. Your 8th rewrite of a 90 second speech to not-our-target-audience is not worthy of my energy. 🧘
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I did...something and told crazy boss I was "tapping out" on the project and "tagging in coworker"' not sure how he'll receive that but don't care. Your 8th rewrite of a 90 second speech to not-our-target-audience is not worthy of my energy. 🧘
I'm very thankful that kedge and sarahb are a) getting paid by my crazy boss and b) witnessing my crazy boss in ways that I don't think my crazy coworkers are able to. But man, the more I see it the harder it is to accept.
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I'm very thankful that kedge and sarahb are a) getting paid by my crazy boss and b) witnessing my crazy boss in ways that I don't think my crazy coworkers are able to. But man, the more I see it the harder it is to accept.
I don't know what to do but it's not "keep carrying on"
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I don't know what to do but it's not "keep carrying on"
Mt man hung out with Beavis all day which was really nice to have one less thing to stress about but now I miss him and want cuddles
February 3, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Mt man hung out with Beavis all day which was really nice to have one less thing to stress about but now I miss him and want cuddles
Just want to brag that I used 2 Costco size better than boullions cooking this year or so.
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Just want to brag that I used 2 Costco size better than boullions cooking this year or so.
Needing better language to be outraged with the vast amount of opportunistic predators.
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Needing better language to be outraged with the vast amount of opportunistic predators.
Bought new makeup and makeup brushes and actually threw out (most) of the old stuff without having too many second thoughts/internal arguments
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Bought new makeup and makeup brushes and actually threw out (most) of the old stuff without having too many second thoughts/internal arguments
And now it occurs to me that this company is my boss' midlife crisis.
Related to this: it just occurred to me that many people have mid-life crises and it's fine if not perfectly normal that I want to blow up like 50% of my life right now and find more time the currently good half.
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
And now it occurs to me that this company is my boss' midlife crisis.
Yesterday mt man and I played at the playground and I kind of really want to do that again today, for my health 🧠
February 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Yesterday mt man and I played at the playground and I kind of really want to do that again today, for my health 🧠
I'm feeling very Sunday Scaries anxious so I'm going to get really stoned 🥺
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I'm feeling very Sunday Scaries anxious so I'm going to get really stoned 🥺
✅ highlights & a haircut
✅ new makeup
☑️ manicure
✅ new makeup
☑️ manicure
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
✅ highlights & a haircut
✅ new makeup
☑️ manicure
✅ new makeup
☑️ manicure
Ok we looked at old photos and decided it's just time for more highlights
I know I'm insane but... I think my hair is too red
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Ok we looked at old photos and decided it's just time for more highlights
Man chir*practors really got a hold on the algorithms 👎
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Man chir*practors really got a hold on the algorithms 👎
Big accident in the canyon tonight and apparently involved a truck like mt man's so a local bro just called to check on him 🙏
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Big accident in the canyon tonight and apparently involved a truck like mt man's so a local bro just called to check on him 🙏
Oh no ski friend started watching phone videos at full volume in public
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Oh no ski friend started watching phone videos at full volume in public
Excited to follow someone in the Epstein files 😻
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From the comments: "[T]o be mentioned TWICE as a thorn in the side of pedos. That’s a badge of honor I’d wear everyday.
RebeccaWatsonRules"
To be called "a rather nasty young woman," by Richard Dawkins is another badge of honor.
@skepchick.org, always right about these heinous creatures.
RebeccaWatsonRules"
To be called "a rather nasty young woman," by Richard Dawkins is another badge of honor.
@skepchick.org, always right about these heinous creatures.
January 31, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Excited to follow someone in the Epstein files 😻
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Last night I was "making up my own conspiracy theories" level stoned and I would really like to pursue this idea I had because I think it could work...
August 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Last night I was "making up my own conspiracy theories" level stoned and I would really like to pursue this idea I had because I think it could work...