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Mostly dumb thoughts.
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How do you as a human not watch the nat geo queens elephant episode and not want to overthrow the patriarchy? 🤔
instagram ads for weird new na beverage always work on me
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
lol @ mt man's most annoying coworker breaking his arm which now provides him with the perfect excuse to continue to not do his job (counting)
February 5, 2026 at 10:21 PM
for future reference, january sucked with 22 migraine days
dec was a miracle at 8. feb is cautiously optimistically looking as if under 10 will continue
February 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Related to this I had a dream last night that there was a cigarette-like product you could buy that basically created a smoke cloud around you to keep mosquitos away and why does a citronella joint seem genius?
It's February but it was above freezing today so I have a fresh mosquito bite
February 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
It's February but it was above freezing today so I have a fresh mosquito bite
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I did...something and told crazy boss I was "tapping out" on the project and "tagging in coworker"' not sure how he'll receive that but don't care. Your 8th rewrite of a 90 second speech to not-our-target-audience is not worthy of my energy. 🧘
February 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I'm very thankful that kedge and sarahb are a) getting paid by my crazy boss and b) witnessing my crazy boss in ways that I don't think my crazy coworkers are able to. But man, the more I see it the harder it is to accept.
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Fuck
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I don't know what to do but it's not "keep carrying on"
February 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Mt man hung out with Beavis all day which was really nice to have one less thing to stress about but now I miss him and want cuddles
February 3, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Just want to brag that I used 2 Costco size better than boullions cooking this year or so.
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Needing better language to be outraged with the vast amount of opportunistic predators.
February 2, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Bought new makeup and makeup brushes and actually threw out (most) of the old stuff without having too many second thoughts/internal arguments
February 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
And now it occurs to me that this company is my boss' midlife crisis.
Related to this: it just occurred to me that many people have mid-life crises and it's fine if not perfectly normal that I want to blow up like 50% of my life right now and find more time the currently good half.
February 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Yesterday mt man and I played at the playground and I kind of really want to do that again today, for my health 🧠
February 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I'm feeling very Sunday Scaries anxious so I'm going to get really stoned 🥺
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
✅ highlights & a haircut
✅ new makeup
☑️ manicure
February 1, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Ok we looked at old photos and decided it's just time for more highlights
I know I'm insane but... I think my hair is too red
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Man chir*practors really got a hold on the algorithms 👎
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Big accident in the canyon tonight and apparently involved a truck like mt man's so a local bro just called to check on him 🙏
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Oh no ski friend started watching phone videos at full volume in public
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Excited to follow someone in the Epstein files 😻
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From the comments: "[T]o be mentioned TWICE as a thorn in the side of pedos. That’s a badge of honor I’d wear everyday.
RebeccaWatsonRules"

To be called "a rather nasty young woman," by Richard Dawkins is another badge of honor.

@skepchick.org, always right about these heinous creatures.
January 31, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Last night I was "making up my own conspiracy theories" level stoned and I would really like to pursue this idea I had because I think it could work...
August 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM