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Josie Newz.
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Rebel left snowflake. Hyper-aware or fast asleep. Service drone. Heathen. Hellraiser.
Pinned
What if all the radical left-wing nerds (in games, journalism, art, science...) joined forces and led a revolution?
Can we start boycotting Sainsbury's already? The facial recognition at their self-checkouts is obscene. "Looks like you forgot something." I had to watch a replay of myself packing my shopping.
These companies made a killing during the pandemic and used it to sack their staff and bring in this cr*p!
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Knowing this may change your life. Using my FL-41 glasses has been a gamechanger while the lighting in my workplace is being assessed.

www.blockbluelight.com/blogs/news/l...
The Horrors Of Working And Living Under Fluorescent & LED lights (+How You Can Avoid Them)
Do you get headaches and sore eyes from sitting under harsh office lighting? Intensity and colour of fluorescent and LED lighting can damage our health.
www.blockbluelight.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Anyone else feel like throwing their smartphone in the trash?
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Trying to electroshock treat myself. This may either be the stupidest or best thing I've done.

#FLOW #neuroscience
a cartoon character with a purple lightning bolt coming out of his head
ALT: a cartoon character with a purple lightning bolt coming out of his head
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Reposted by Josie Newz.
Great news. MPs should also pay attention to our campaigns:

● Remove the 26 bishops

Religious office should not grant automatic voting rights in a parliamentary democracy.

● Scrap parliamentary prayers

Attending prayers should not to provide speaking advantages🧵
observer.co.uk/news/politic...
February 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Reposted by Josie Newz.
Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 7:20 AM
"When the world feels dark, look closer: the light might be you."

- Rumi
February 5, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Hell is empty. All the devils are right here.
February 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Can I just say how incredibly amazing it was to hear this on the radio:

youtu.be/ew1rk48eDAo
Sunday
YouTube video by The Infadels - Topic
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February 4, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Just heard myself on the radio. It was worth it, but I still think I want to be sick.
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Reposted by Josie Newz.
FIRED? Who gives a fuck about “fired”?!? How about “send them to jail for life”? And I mean ALL of ‘em.
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Bring. Them. Down.
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Reposted by Josie Newz.
It's rare to see how lobbyists operate. But the Epstein-Mandelson correspondence shows us what happens all the time: plutocrats and government ministers conspiring against the public interest. This is why all lobbying should be in the public domain, but despite Labour and Con promises, it's not. 🧵
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Reposted by Josie Newz.
When I do promotional events for my book, John Candy: A Life In Comedy, people often ask me to identify, out of the hundreds of interviews I did for the book, who were the most significant. Without hesitation, I tell them, Catherine O’Hara.
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Reposted by Josie Newz.
February 2, 2026 at 3:43 AM
"When people show you who they are, believe them the first time. F*ck her!"

- Billy Porter (on Nicki Minaj supporting Trump)
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Turtle Bay have started serving octopus. Finding my bottomless brunch elsewhere. Shame!

#BanOctopusFarming
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
When you order something online and it arrives looking like your mental state most days. Half inclined to kick it down the stairs and see if it bounces!
January 31, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Bought 'Purple Rain' from a market stall and another Furby. That's 2 in a week and the first I've owned since I was a kid. (Maybe I will make that Child's Play x Terminator crossover after all!)
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Day up in York and everyone looks like they are or were in an indie band. What a beautiful place!
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Going for a job interview in a fancy office block when you're neither office-based nor fancy is real intimidating. So is needing a key fob for every. single. door.
January 28, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Reposted by Josie Newz.
Neil Young. Still showing us the way all these years later..

If you haven't heard, he gifted his entire catalog to Greenland for free. He says he hopes it will "ease some of the unwarranted stress…you are experiencing from our unpopular and hopefully temporary government,”
January 27, 2026 at 8:16 PM
January 28, 2026 at 12:19 PM