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MechMischief
@mechmischief.bsky.social
a nerd & his cat being silly online
32 | punk | hippie | Nashville | <|°_°|>
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"No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted” – Aesop
Pinned
phone: *adjusts for daylight savings*

microwave:
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when your general apathy turns into seasonal apathy and everyone has already mentally checked out of work for 2025

🎶 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎶
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Drop a lawyer
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
selflessly letting Azura investigate the spooky sound in the other room last night with her razor sharp claws and fangs while I hang back to protect base* and provide logistical support**

*stay in bed
**shine light from phone
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
she black
she whack
but most of all
she knead my back
#caturday #blackcatsrule
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I just found out my last day will be before the cookie competition and ugly sweater contest at work and its genuinely upsetting 😭
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
finally some data tracking I can appreciate and its predictably spot on 😆
#spotifywrapped
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
weed actually doesn't make you cough if you're pure of heart
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I put in my two week notice today and Im not sure whether I want to celebrate or cry. Ive actually never done this before 😅
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
*bombastic music begins playing*

*No Nut November's health bar starts to regenerate*
December 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
looks: served #caturday
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character... wrong answers only
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Im thankful for ribbed cranberry jelly log
bart simpson is holding a can of cranberry sauce in a kitchen .
Alt: Bart Simpson holding a can of jellied cranberry sauce in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
we came in last 😊
trivia night will fix me
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
trivia night will fix me
November 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
BIG yawn, lil fangs #caturday
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
my toxic trait is leaving 1-2 ice cubes in the tray so I don't have to refill it
November 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Cats seem to enjoy when items are on an edge.

Printers seem to enjoy when people are on the edge.

Coincidence?

I think... well, yes. I guess it is.
November 20, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Doc Ock: he’s mine!

Guy on the train in front of Spider-Man: if you want him, you’re gonna have to go through me

Other guy: and me

Other woman: and me

Me: *hits vape and raises finger*
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
forced to work, born to..
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
me and my friends homage to Eddie Murphy's 'green pepper house burger' bit. I managed one bite of the poblanos and shallots for science

definitely better than mcdonalds
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
yeah i know a place

*goes home*
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Thanksgiving cant get here soon enough
your days are numbered pie 🥧😤🪦
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM