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No shit! Has anyone apologized to the agent they drug thru the mud claiming SHE was the bomber? Prob not.
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Suspect arrested in Jan. 6 pipe bomb case
The arrest is the first known break in a five-year manhunt that has fueled intense speculation and conspiracy theories.
www.politico.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
That man has INFINITE energy for playing golf, sending mean tweets & being an asshole, but ZERO energy for doing the job a bunch of idiots voted for him to actually do.
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Just finished The Chair Company...
a baby doll wearing a white hat with wings
ALT: a baby doll wearing a white hat with wings
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Lady behind me in line @ store. LOUDLY face time fighting with some guy. 🎶tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la🎶
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Last week @ supermarket, I figured the extra $50 was for Thanksgiving. Nope. Turns out that's a special extra weekly cost to live in the golden age. 2 NY Strip steaks = THIRTY FIVE fucking dollars! I better get a free blow job included w/ that price.
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Your car that's extra noisy "just because" doesn't make you cool or hep. It makes your neighbors want to shove a banana in your tailpipe.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If they didn't sack Secretary of Defense after he sent war plans to reporter in a group chat? They sure a fuck aren't gonna let him go after some uber macho manly thing like killing innocent brown guys.
December 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM
In the bathroom, post movie, yell over to my friend "I smell like candy!" Readers. I got home to realize a rogue Sno-Cap landed in my turtleneck.
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Back from Wicked: Part the Bad. Save yourself the $40. Just watch "Wild At Heart" & pretend there's musical numbers.
a statue of a wizard with purple lights coming out of his eyes is holding a wand .
ALT: a statue of a wizard with purple lights coming out of his eyes is holding a wand .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We all know Caillou would be the one to commit war crimes, come on.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"This film changed my life" - some pretentious film critic in a golden castle in the clouds
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You guys! Feast your eyeballs on our most magnificent holiday shower curtain 😍
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Movie trope: knobs/locks/ temperature. If anyone says, "as long as this stays shut, everything is fine". Guarandamnteed that knob will be hit/temp will rise/bad shit will happen.
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Headlines like this are extremely dangerous. Because moms of young kids are the people who make the bulk of the vaccine decisions for famillies. And for a lot of them, "reading the news" looks like scrolling past headlines on social media in the spare moments of the chaos of caring for kids.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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I miss Black Friday sales where you had to fight to the death for that TV you always wanted.
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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"The Stone Roses actually had the audacity and Manchester swagger to turn down supporting the Rolling Stones in their early years, and indeed, Terry Wogan"
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#StoneRoses #Mani
northwestbylines.co.uk/lifestyle/mu...
Mani, symbol of the ‘90s Manchester music scene, will be sorely missed
Stone Roses bassist Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield died aged 63 years old, a sad loss to the Manchester music scene, but he leaves behind some great memories
northwestbylines.co.uk
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I can't even BEGIN to imagine how long it's going to take to UNFUCK everything our behated president has accomplished during his rampant destruction. If it even CAN be unfucked.
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Personally, if I were writing this up, I wouldn’t wait until the 4th graf.
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When I was pregnant w/ 15, swine flu was going around. Told I HAD to be vaxxed against that. Yet somehow, pregnant people in 2019 were NOT forced to take a covid vaxx. Now studies are showing direct link between illness & autism. What the fuck 😭
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Watched "Caught Stealing (2025)" I've enjoyed Aronofsky's work for quite some time now. Went in expecting that level weird/disturbing. Pleasantly surprised by this thriller w/ jokes. Amazing cast! 8/10 for the film, 20/10 for Buddy the cat.
www.imdb.com/title/tt1493...
Caught Stealing (2025) ⭐ 6.9 | Comedy, Crime, Thriller
1h 47m | R
www.imdb.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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“why the fuck are we invading Venezuela” should really be on at least a couple of chyrons
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The amount of Sunday show interviews looking to deflect from *peeks out of hole* EVERY THING going on currently will be astonishing
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
America out there. Committing multiple war crimes all at the same time & nobody's gonna be in trouble for any of it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Hanging with all the good pups this week
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Cool how everyone feels instantly entitled to go around calling folks hard R word again. GOLDEN AGE!!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM