Long time, no spell slots.
But @jakehsnider.bsky.social and crew got me in the feels again. #menoseloso #20th #observatorynp

Trying to be chill.
#gardenstate #20thanniversary #itllchangeyourlifeiswear #greektheatre #midnightmission

While making a pot pie, the dough and I got into a minor kerfuffle. But I got the last laugh.

I've been a delinquent, but I need y'all to do me a favour and add @bitcraftonline.bsky.social to your Steam Wishlist (if you haven't already) because 1 - you want to play this when it comes out and 2 - even if this isn't your style you want me to have a pet in game. #facts

🎉 Last week we hit 20K+ wishlists on day 1! Thanks to your amazing support, Ancient Wonders will appear across the world—unique landmarks offering specialty resources for those who seek them out. Now, 50k is on the horizon!

Add BitCraft to your Steam wishlist today! Link in bio.

Let me love you, honey 😘😘😘
(Esp @ticktok.bsky.social and @meschalakes.bsky.social cause I'm bad at texting, planning, time management, etc. 🙃)

An outcome not a single person* expected.

*literally everyone

Look at this doofus trying to steal VEGETARIAN nuggets. Absolute goof. #orangeflavoured #singlebraincell

I am almost 40 years old and STILL, when I mention a peanut butter and egg sandwich I get bafflement.
How is this beyond comprehension? Moreso, how is this not a regular fixture in people's diet by now?!?

*ahem*

Behold!
Cats!