Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Merpyderp

@merpyderp.bsky.social

870 followers 890 following 210 posts

ABDL guy in Philly | Switchy AF | 28 | 18+ NSFW One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic brat and I'm making it everyone else's problem. ...I also have a habit of bullying Daddies back into diapers 😈

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 2d

Why start any of the work you're supposed to be doing when you can fiddle with your diaper tapes until they're perfect instead?

Someone send cuddles, I have the Sunday Scaries.

4 1 66

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 4d

Mmmm, I don't know that I can tell just yet. You should do it more just to be sure.

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 6d

I hear that if you watch it with him it'll have a ton of fun activities for you two to do together.

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 9d

Don't tell anyone you're just a potty training reject

1 6

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 9d

I went to the grocery store like 3 separate times last week because I did the same thing with cookies 😅

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 11d

You should rig up one of those remote controlled vibrating ones to sync with an actual video game!

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 13d

That diaper is way too dry to be accurate.

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 16d

How long did it take you to make this post Jacey? You must've used up all your screen time to show is what a good puppy you are

1 3

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 25d

Everyone look at the forbidden science butt plug I found in the -20 C freezer today!

4 18

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · 28d

Don't forget kids, PPE includes your peepee protection too.

3 60

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Sep 11

"For those of you having trouble finding one in your neighborhood supermarket, here's an easy DIY trick for making your own diaperboy bf at home"

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Sep 3

Now you can be naughty and steal games of hearthstone in *super high graphics*

1 1

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Sep 3

This is why you need to wear diapers with wetness indicators. Gotta make it even more obvious if we can't inspect it in person ourselves 😜

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Sep 3

As a huuuuge fan of your game I 100% support any and all updates that you decide to make. I haven't thought about it in AGES!

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Aug 31

Of course! And it totally worked and I didn't have to do really embarrassing diaper checks in front of the bar and I definitely definitely wasn't soggy or anything. 🙈

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Aug 31

I can go wherever I want and no one can stop me

1 1

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Aug 31

No it stands for Adult Big-boy Undies, cause that's what I wear! 😎

1 1

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Aug 31

Yes, I'm big enough to get into bars 😎

...yes, my bracelet is accurate 😳

...yes, you can check. 🙈

2 28

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Aug 23

"Am I the only one" and "Just asking for a friend" aren't quite matching up there kiddo. How bad is the leak?

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Aug 21

D:< I'm gonna bite you

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Aug 21

ABDLs are so funny. We'll put on a thick crinkly diaper for a plane ride so we don't have to get up to pee, only to go to the potty anyway so we can take pictures for the internet.

7 9 150

Reposted by Merpyderp

Rugrat Apparel @rugratapparel.bsky.social · Aug 17

Did someone say, FREE BRIEFS?! 👀🩲

I want to share my latest collection with THREE lucky Rugrats!

You should all know the drill by now:

1️⃣ Follow ✅️ (if you haven't already)
2️⃣ Like ❤️
3️⃣ Repost 🔄

Winners announced Monday 8th Sept. As always, good luck kiddos 😘

28 400 860

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Aug 10

To be clear, I end things as soon as I find out. Like I get if you have an open relationship or some kind of understanding and that's totally cool, but don't use me to sneak around.

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Aug 10

So in the past year, I've unintentionally talked to like 4 or 5 different ABDL guys who try to use me to cheat on their partners. Do I give off mistress energy or something??

3 9

Merpyderp @merpyderp.bsky.social · Aug 8

I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm nothing if not discreet. 😇😈