Merpyderp
@merpyderp.bsky.social
ABDL guy in Philly | Switchy AF | 28 | 18+ NSFW
One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic brat and I'm making it everyone else's problem.
...I also have a habit of bullying Daddies back into diapers 😈
One day I'll find a Daddy, but till then I'm gonna be a chaotic brat and I'm making it everyone else's problem.
...I also have a habit of bullying Daddies back into diapers 😈
I dunno, seems like a pattern with you.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I dunno, seems like a pattern with you.
Aw, well it sounds like your options are diaper change in your office, or hope nobody notices that leaky spot on the back of your puffy pants 😈
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Aw, well it sounds like your options are diaper change in your office, or hope nobody notices that leaky spot on the back of your puffy pants 😈
Pics or it didn't happen 😜
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Pics or it didn't happen 😜
Well if you have to ask...
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Well if you have to ask...
Jacey, be nice. You need to set a good example.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Jacey, be nice. You need to set a good example.
Screen time is paci time!
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Screen time is paci time!
Bro Halloween was last week you can't go posting jump scares like that.
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bro Halloween was last week you can't go posting jump scares like that.
I was cleaning up the den, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my kiddo from his crib, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
, he had a diaper rash
(The diaper rash), powder? Not even a dash
(He had a rash), his diaper went in the trash
(He had a rash), he had a diaper rash
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my kiddo from his crib, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
, he had a diaper rash
(The diaper rash), powder? Not even a dash
(He had a rash), his diaper went in the trash
(He had a rash), he had a diaper rash
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I was cleaning up the den, late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my kiddo from his crib, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
, he had a diaper rash
(The diaper rash), powder? Not even a dash
(He had a rash), his diaper went in the trash
(He had a rash), he had a diaper rash
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my kiddo from his crib, began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
, he had a diaper rash
(The diaper rash), powder? Not even a dash
(He had a rash), his diaper went in the trash
(He had a rash), he had a diaper rash
Haha, the Diaper Rash was my first draft! (You're welcome 😜)
November 1, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Haha, the Diaper Rash was my first draft! (You're welcome 😜)
Missed me by a little over a year now! I miss in-n-out 😢
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Missed me by a little over a year now! I miss in-n-out 😢
Noooo! Get better soon!
October 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Noooo! Get better soon!
Let's go! I'll race you :D
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Let's go! I'll race you :D
I'd be interested in going if I can get a ride :D
October 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'd be interested in going if I can get a ride :D
Hah, Bloo's a big diaper baaaabyyyyyy. He should definitely be a big mushy butt all the time!
October 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hah, Bloo's a big diaper baaaabyyyyyy. He should definitely be a big mushy butt all the time!
Mmmm, I don't know that I can tell just yet. You should do it more just to be sure.
October 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Mmmm, I don't know that I can tell just yet. You should do it more just to be sure.
I hear that if you watch it with him it'll have a ton of fun activities for you two to do together.
October 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I hear that if you watch it with him it'll have a ton of fun activities for you two to do together.
Don't tell anyone you're just a potty training reject
October 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Don't tell anyone you're just a potty training reject