Dr. Michael A. Urban - isopalyecopaleobotanist
@mesosuchus.bsky.social
isotopes and stuff from the past.
We can just not have billionaires. That is something we can do. That is something we must do.
February 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
We can just not have billionaires. That is something we can do. That is something we must do.
I dunno. Maybe just run the Post at a loss LIKE AN ACTUAL PUBLIC SERVICE.
Ottawa gives Canada Post a $1.01-billion loan amid ongoing financial struggles
Ottawa gives Canada Post a $1.01-billion loan amid ongoing financial struggles
The new sum is in addition to $1.03 billion from Ottawa announced in January 2025.
www.thestar.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I dunno. Maybe just run the Post at a loss LIKE AN ACTUAL PUBLIC SERVICE.
Remember Jack Horner, famed trash paleontologist and undergrad creeper, is in The Files.
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. went hunting for dinosaur bones in the Dakotas with child sex traffickers Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.
RFK Jr.’s Bizarre Trip With Epstein and Ghislaine Exposed in Files
The trip took place on a Native reservation where collecting fossils without explicit tribal permission is considered looting.
trib.al
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Remember Jack Horner, famed trash paleontologist and undergrad creeper, is in The Files.
As always, you had us at Doug Ford is wrong.
Doug Ford is wrong about supervised consumption sites #Opinion
Doug Ford is wrong about supervised consumption sites
New data suggests that consumption sites do not cause crime to spike.
www.thestar.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
As always, you had us at Doug Ford is wrong.
Metaphors used to be harder
A massive pipe rupture has sent sewage spilling into the Potomac River. The spill of about 40 million gallons of sewage a day is turning part of the river gray upriver of Washington, D.C.
Massive sewage spill flowing into Potomac River upstream from Washington
A massive pipe rupture has sent sewage spilling into the Potomac River. The spill of about 40 million gallons of sewage a day is turning part of the river gray upriver of Washington, D.C.
bit.ly
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Metaphors used to be harder
That’s a paleontologist
Pioneering Female Archaeologist In Google Doodle Bears Silent Witness To Man’s Search For ‘Zootopia’ Porn https://theonion.com/pioneering-female-archaeologist-in-google-doodle-bears-silent-witness-to-mans-search-for-zootopia-porn/
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
That’s a paleontologist
It's Jan-15 my guys.
Toronto could see the biggest snowfall of the year. Here’s how much the city could get. - Environment Canada has issued a yellow snowfall warning for Toronto, forecasting significant amounts to begin falling Wednesday night and lasting through to Thursday afternoon.
Toronto could see the biggest snowfall of the year. Here’s how much the city could get.
Environment Canada has issued a yellow snowfall warning for Toronto, forecasting significant amounts to begin falling Wednesday night and lasting through to Thursday afternoon.
bit.ly
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 AM
It's Jan-15 my guys.
Oh FFS this is embarrassing.
The Trump administration released new dietary guidelines this month that call for Americans to eat whole foods and limit highly processed products.
Can you guess whether these foods meet the new recommendations?
Take our quiz here:
Can you guess whether these foods meet the new recommendations?
Take our quiz here:
Quiz: Can you tell if these foods meet the new U.S. dietary recommendations?
The Trump administration has released new dietary guidelines that emphasize whole foods and limit processed products.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Oh FFS this is embarrassing.
I feel that the sea lions aren't the problem here, The Atlantic.
Researchers and officials in the Pacific Northwest have tried everything to stop sea lions from eating the region's endangered salmon. The only answer may be to kill protected sea lions, Katherine J. Wu reports.
How Many Sea Lions Must Die?
Killing the protected animals may be the only way to stop them from eating too many of the Pacific Northwest’s endangered salmon.
bit.ly
January 9, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I feel that the sea lions aren't the problem here, The Atlantic.
Depends on your inner mediocre white man.
January 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Depends on your inner mediocre white man.
Maybe this 2026 thing won't be all that bad after all?!
The longtime Trump supporter says he expects to die within the month.
Dilbert Creator Says He Has ‘Essentially Zero’ Chance of Recovery
The longtime Trump supporter says he expects to die within the month.
trib.al
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Maybe this 2026 thing won't be all that bad after all?!
Don't fret. I am sure you're little bios would be perfect for The History Channel.
Author Ashlee Vance, whose Musk project was announced back in 2020, suggests studios are "afraid to make something about Elon."
www.avclub.com/ashlee-vance...
www.avclub.com/ashlee-vance...
Writer says his Elon/SpaceX biographical series has "died" at HBO
Writer says his Elon/SpaceX biographical series has "died" at HBO
www.avclub.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Don't fret. I am sure you're little bios would be perfect for The History Channel.
The world sucks right now but I spent dumb money on a Star Trek Lego set...so ummm errr...some good things?!
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The world sucks right now but I spent dumb money on a Star Trek Lego set...so ummm errr...some good things?!
OK Now do Richard Dawkins.
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
OK Now do Richard Dawkins.
Fart joke.
JWST has detected sulfur gas emissions at wavelengths never before seen in Io’s atmosphere.
Webb Telescope Spies Io’s Volcanic Activity and Sulfurous Atmosphere - Eos
New James Webb Space Telescope images reveal cooling lava, volcanic sulfur monoxide gas, and sulfur gas emissions created by interactions between plasma and the moon’s atmosphere.
eos.org
November 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Fart joke.
Hell yeah
Gen Xers are the least financially prepared generation for retirement by nearly every measure, according to a recent report.
With fewer safety nets, 'robbed' Gen X is facing a retirement crisis, top advisor says
Gen Xers are the least financially prepared generation for retirement by nearly every measure, according to a recent report.
cnb.cx
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Hell yeah
I want to imagine there is an extremely sexy couch right off panel to the left.
Vice President JD Vance and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu met Wednesday morning in Jerusalem as the United States scrambles to preserve the ceasefire in Gaza.
Vance stresses that Israel is ‘ally’ as Netanyahu comes under criticism
The vice president is the latest high-level Trump administration official to be deployed to Israel, coming on the heels of Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I want to imagine there is an extremely sexy couch right off panel to the left.
Has anyone checked to see how Adam Carolla is doing recently?
September 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Has anyone checked to see how Adam Carolla is doing recently?
Comic book day is always a good day.
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Comic book day is always a good day.
As always, when bad things happen to bad people it is ok to find some joy in that.
September 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
As always, when bad things happen to bad people it is ok to find some joy in that.
Hey Siri. How are teenagers similar to tech billionaires?
Teenagers are turning to AI for advice, guidance and conversation.
These tips from experts can help your teenager navigate AI companions
Teenagers are turning to AI for advice, guidance and conversation. The appeal is clear: Chatbots are patient, never judgmental and always available.
bit.ly
July 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Hey Siri. How are teenagers similar to tech billionaires?
I paid <$1500 for a two-year masters at the University of Wyoming. Amazing what you pay when you pick a program that has funding to support grad students.
“As a student, there is no better cost of living. There is nothing better economically than being in Europe. There’s no reason to go into debt here, so it just makes sense at this stage in my life.” https://cnb.cx/46qzkBk
July 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I paid <$1500 for a two-year masters at the University of Wyoming. Amazing what you pay when you pick a program that has funding to support grad students.
I can't believe they gender bent the reboot to Joe Manchen.
Sen. Lisa Murkowski says there are certain situations in which she'd consider becoming an independent and caucusing with Democrats.
"There is some openness to exploring something different than the status quo."
"There is some openness to exploring something different than the status quo."
June 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I can't believe they gender bent the reboot to Joe Manchen.
I don't want faster deliveries. I want deliveries by reputable companies like CanadaPost, FexEx and UPS.
The move is part of a previously announced small-town expansion that will see Amazon spend roughly $4 billion by the end of 2026 to triple the size of its rural delivery network.
Amazon bringing faster delivery to thousands of small towns and cities
Amazon previously said it would spend $4 billion by the end of 2026 to triple the size of its rural delivery network.
cnb.cx
June 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I don't want faster deliveries. I want deliveries by reputable companies like CanadaPost, FexEx and UPS.
Yeah but you know Biden got a cancer.
Trump: "The drug companies are very worried that they're gonna fight. And that's ok. If they fight, we'll just say, 'We're just not gonna let you sell any more cars into the US or wine or liquor or alcohol' or something that's actually way more important to them than the drugs."
May 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Yeah but you know Biden got a cancer.