The Metal Menace
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"That all you got? Thought you said you were a fuckin /pro/"
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"What? You want me to take this seriously..? Better bring your A-game then, hero!"
Original character who hails from the Dispatch Universe.
More info below.
"What? You want me to take this seriously..? Better bring your A-game then, hero!"
Original character who hails from the Dispatch Universe.
More info below.
"You're far better than anything I've ever asked for, my love."
He would continue to kneed away the knots with precise movements.
Occasionally planting gentle kisses on the back of avid's neck.
"Worth more than any jewel I've ever stolen, and you shine even brighter."
He would continue to kneed away the knots with precise movements.
Occasionally planting gentle kisses on the back of avid's neck.
"Worth more than any jewel I've ever stolen, and you shine even brighter."
[He proceeded to shift a bit. Laying down so the other had better access to his shoulders.
A sigh of content escaping him as he did so.]
"You're the best boyfriend i could have asked for♡"
A sigh of content escaping him as he did so.]
"You're the best boyfriend i could have asked for♡"
He would continue to gently massage the knots out of avids shoulders while softly humming a tune.
youtu.be/bXDSR4GggUU?...
youtu.be/bXDSR4GggUU?...
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
"You're far better than anything I've ever asked for, my love."
He would continue to kneed away the knots with precise movements.
Occasionally planting gentle kisses on the back of avid's neck.
"Worth more than any jewel I've ever stolen, and you shine even brighter."
He would continue to kneed away the knots with precise movements.
Occasionally planting gentle kisses on the back of avid's neck.
"Worth more than any jewel I've ever stolen, and you shine even brighter."
He would continue to gently massage the knots out of avids shoulders while softly humming a tune.
youtu.be/bXDSR4GggUU?...
youtu.be/bXDSR4GggUU?...
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
He would continue to gently massage the knots out of avids shoulders while softly humming a tune.
youtu.be/bXDSR4GggUU?...
youtu.be/bXDSR4GggUU?...
"Believe it or not, I've gotten to meet quite a few dimension hoppers lately. I'd hardly call that a fight given how quickly you wrapped it up, I gotta admit, I'm impressed."
"Course, im odd. I dont belong in this dimension."
[She chuckled at his reaction a bit.]
"I feel like fighting together makes us closer than strangers, but that's just me."
[She chuckled at his reaction a bit.]
"I feel like fighting together makes us closer than strangers, but that's just me."
"That's a pretty personal piece of information to part with in a first meeting... you are an odd one."
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
"Believe it or not, I've gotten to meet quite a few dimension hoppers lately. I'd hardly call that a fight given how quickly you wrapped it up, I gotta admit, I'm impressed."
"You deserve it~ You're always working so hard, even when you're off the clock."
James said with a soft hum before his hands trailed to Avid's shoulders and he began to massage them.
James said with a soft hum before his hands trailed to Avid's shoulders and he began to massage them.
[A soft purr would escape the others' throat. Always loving the attention james gave him.]
"You spoil me, darling. But i dont mind that. As i spoil you just the same~"
[Avid would muse softly.]
"You spoil me, darling. But i dont mind that. As i spoil you just the same~"
[Avid would muse softly.]
The movement caused James to let out a gentle chuckled before he shifted his kisses to the others traps, before then trailing to their collarbone.
"Couldn't ask for anything better~"
"Couldn't ask for anything better~"
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
"You deserve it~ You're always working so hard, even when you're off the clock."
James said with a soft hum before his hands trailed to Avid's shoulders and he began to massage them.
James said with a soft hum before his hands trailed to Avid's shoulders and he began to massage them.
The movement caused James to let out a gentle chuckled before he shifted his kisses to the others traps, before then trailing to their collarbone.
"Couldn't ask for anything better~"
"Couldn't ask for anything better~"
[Avid would giggle at the kisses on his cheek. Smilling like a dork.]
"Only for you, darling~ only for you~"
[He said while nuzzling closer to the other. Planting himself on the others lap.]
"Only for you, darling~ only for you~"
[He said while nuzzling closer to the other. Planting himself on the others lap.]
"Aw~♡"
James couldn't help it as his smile grew from the statement. And he quickly littered several kisses on the others cheek.
"You always know just how to boost my mood, cutie."
James couldn't help it as his smile grew from the statement. And he quickly littered several kisses on the others cheek.
"You always know just how to boost my mood, cutie."
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The movement caused James to let out a gentle chuckled before he shifted his kisses to the others traps, before then trailing to their collarbone.
"Couldn't ask for anything better~"
"Couldn't ask for anything better~"
"Aw~♡"
James couldn't help it as his smile grew from the statement. And he quickly littered several kisses on the others cheek.
"You always know just how to boost my mood, cutie."
James couldn't help it as his smile grew from the statement. And he quickly littered several kisses on the others cheek.
"You always know just how to boost my mood, cutie."
"I was due for an upgrade on my personal system anyway. So i am using it. Besides."
[He said, returning the gentle kiss.]
"You are the best gift i could have~"
[He said, returning the gentle kiss.]
"You are the best gift i could have~"
"Best year of my life so far, and I look forward to many more by your side."
He said with a soft hum as he rested his head against the other after they'd kissed his cheek.
James would give the other a gentle peck on the lips.
"Hope you liked the anniversary gift, still think getting you~
He said with a soft hum as he rested his head against the other after they'd kissed his cheek.
James would give the other a gentle peck on the lips.
"Hope you liked the anniversary gift, still think getting you~
November 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
"Aw~♡"
James couldn't help it as his smile grew from the statement. And he quickly littered several kisses on the others cheek.
"You always know just how to boost my mood, cutie."
James couldn't help it as his smile grew from the statement. And he quickly littered several kisses on the others cheek.
"You always know just how to boost my mood, cutie."
"Best year of my life so far, and I look forward to many more by your side."
He said with a soft hum as he rested his head against the other after they'd kissed his cheek.
James would give the other a gentle peck on the lips.
"Hope you liked the anniversary gift, still think getting you~
He said with a soft hum as he rested his head against the other after they'd kissed his cheek.
James would give the other a gentle peck on the lips.
"Hope you liked the anniversary gift, still think getting you~
[He giggled lightly at the ruffling of his hairkissing the others' cheek.]
"Any moment with you makes me realize how lucky i am. A year it has been since we got together, and i have never been happier.~"
"Any moment with you makes me realize how lucky i am. A year it has been since we got together, and i have never been happier.~"
"Any moment I get to spend with you is a moment worth living in my eyes. I'm pretty sure I'd be a hot mess without you, babe."
James said with a gentle chuckle, gently running his hand through Avid's hair.
James said with a gentle chuckle, gently running his hand through Avid's hair.
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"Best year of my life so far, and I look forward to many more by your side."
He said with a soft hum as he rested his head against the other after they'd kissed his cheek.
James would give the other a gentle peck on the lips.
"Hope you liked the anniversary gift, still think getting you~
He said with a soft hum as he rested his head against the other after they'd kissed his cheek.
James would give the other a gentle peck on the lips.
"Hope you liked the anniversary gift, still think getting you~
"Any moment I get to spend with you is a moment worth living in my eyes. I'm pretty sure I'd be a hot mess without you, babe."
James said with a gentle chuckle, gently running his hand through Avid's hair.
James said with a gentle chuckle, gently running his hand through Avid's hair.
"Sounds like a plan to me."
[He said as he led them both to the couch. His head nuzzled into the nape of the others neck. Sighing contently.]
"I live for these moments. Calm and good."
[He said with a chuckle.]
[He said as he led them both to the couch. His head nuzzled into the nape of the others neck. Sighing contently.]
"I live for these moments. Calm and good."
[He said with a chuckle.]
James returned the embrace with a tight embrace of his own.
"Honestly? Just some quality time with you is more than enough babe, how about we take it easy and cuddle on the couch? Maybe I can make us dinner later, I can make your favourite-"
"Honestly? Just some quality time with you is more than enough babe, how about we take it easy and cuddle on the couch? Maybe I can make us dinner later, I can make your favourite-"
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
"Any moment I get to spend with you is a moment worth living in my eyes. I'm pretty sure I'd be a hot mess without you, babe."
James said with a gentle chuckle, gently running his hand through Avid's hair.
James said with a gentle chuckle, gently running his hand through Avid's hair.
James returned the embrace with a tight embrace of his own.
"Honestly? Just some quality time with you is more than enough babe, how about we take it easy and cuddle on the couch? Maybe I can make us dinner later, I can make your favourite-"
"Honestly? Just some quality time with you is more than enough babe, how about we take it easy and cuddle on the couch? Maybe I can make us dinner later, I can make your favourite-"
[And the radio host was able to give it in spades. After all, he loved his boyfriend dearly.
Simply holding the other close at the moment. One of his robots turning on the system]
"Had my robot turn on the program. We can now just sit back. Watch a movie or do something else. Up to you love♡"
Simply holding the other close at the moment. One of his robots turning on the system]
"Had my robot turn on the program. We can now just sit back. Watch a movie or do something else. Up to you love♡"
James let out a gentle sigh, leaning his head onto the others shoulder for a moment, seeking comfort. Not something the Villain was normally able to receive, so he cherished the moment.
"I love you too~"
"I love you too~"
November 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
James returned the embrace with a tight embrace of his own.
"Honestly? Just some quality time with you is more than enough babe, how about we take it easy and cuddle on the couch? Maybe I can make us dinner later, I can make your favourite-"
"Honestly? Just some quality time with you is more than enough babe, how about we take it easy and cuddle on the couch? Maybe I can make us dinner later, I can make your favourite-"
James let out a gentle sigh, leaning his head onto the others shoulder for a moment, seeking comfort. Not something the Villain was normally able to receive, so he cherished the moment.
"I love you too~"
"I love you too~"
"Eh i deserve a break once in a while. And with you here. Im more encentivised to do it."
[He said with a chuckle. Wrapping his arms around the other.]
"I love you♡"
[He said with a chuckle. Wrapping his arms around the other.]
"I love you♡"
James couldn't help but smile softly at the offer.
"You sure? Wouldn't want to pry you away from all those adoring fans."
He let out a slight laugh before taking a drink of his coffee.
"But I would certainly appreciate it."
"You sure? Wouldn't want to pry you away from all those adoring fans."
He let out a slight laugh before taking a drink of his coffee.
"But I would certainly appreciate it."
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
James let out a gentle sigh, leaning his head onto the others shoulder for a moment, seeking comfort. Not something the Villain was normally able to receive, so he cherished the moment.
"I love you too~"
"I love you too~"
I mean, I've got plenty of others CD's if you just wanna throw something on. Fair warning, alot of its heavy metal.
Mhm. But you are blasting that accursed song on repeat, it's driving me nuts.
Gotta admit-
Pretty wicked speaker setup though right-?
Pretty wicked speaker setup though right-?
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I mean, I've got plenty of others CD's if you just wanna throw something on. Fair warning, alot of its heavy metal.
Boooooooooooo
[ wagging brows and a thin, tight smirk. ] it's what I do best.
Well aren't you a buzzkill...
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Boooooooooooo
Gotta admit-
Pretty wicked speaker setup though right-?
Pretty wicked speaker setup though right-?
*cocks her SMG* Thanks.
Woah woah-
Alright-
Don't thrash the setup. I'll turn it off-
Alright-
Don't thrash the setup. I'll turn it off-
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Gotta admit-
Pretty wicked speaker setup though right-?
Pretty wicked speaker setup though right-?
Well aren't you a buzzkill...
[ ... ]
[ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ]
It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.
[ Alastor's arm points outward, making fingerguns. An "electrical" discharge puts a fridge-sized hole in the nearby wall. ]
It's not gonna save you. Pack it up for four more days 'n you can do pirouettes with Mariah Carrey all you like after that.
You have no idea what kind of metal my suit is composed of. What if i have a layer of ceramic lining? Or perhaps it could be made of tungsten. You think I wouldn't have thought out the obvious variables?
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Well aren't you a buzzkill...
Woah woah-
Alright-
Don't thrash the setup. I'll turn it off-
Alright-
Don't thrash the setup. I'll turn it off-
Blast that damn song louder, your speaker is gonna be more than collateral damage.
You underestimate my power.
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Woah woah-
Alright-
Don't thrash the setup. I'll turn it off-
Alright-
Don't thrash the setup. I'll turn it off-
You have no idea what kind of metal my suit is composed of. What if i have a layer of ceramic lining? Or perhaps it could be made of tungsten. You think I wouldn't have thought out the obvious variables?
[ the scarlet sparks are rising from her shoulders. ]
fun fact; metal is conductive.
fun fact; metal is conductive.
Hm, how to put this politely.
Ah, no. :)
Ah, no. :)
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 AM
You have no idea what kind of metal my suit is composed of. What if i have a layer of ceramic lining? Or perhaps it could be made of tungsten. You think I wouldn't have thought out the obvious variables?
Hm, how to put this politely.
Ah, no. :)
Ah, no. :)
YOU AREN'T IN CANADA RIGHT NOW DIPSHIT, RESPECT THE LOCAL CUSTOMS AND KEEP THAT SHIT TO ITS MONTH
I'm Canadian, we start that shit EARLY
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hm, how to put this politely.
Ah, no. :)
Ah, no. :)
You underestimate my power.
Nope.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You underestimate my power.
I'm Canadian, we start that shit EARLY
NOT. UNTIL. DECEMBER.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'm Canadian, we start that shit EARLY
You are a strange, strange woman....
I only spit in your hypothetical cup <3
No pretty sure the spirit was in the punch you ruined.
(An alcohol pun? Wow.)
(An alcohol pun? Wow.)
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
You are a strange, strange woman....
No pretty sure the spirit was in the punch you ruined.
(An alcohol pun? Wow.)
(An alcohol pun? Wow.)
That's the spirit!
Aw that's fuckin nasty.
Staying far away from you at any gatherings.
Staying far away from you at any gatherings.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
No pretty sure the spirit was in the punch you ruined.
(An alcohol pun? Wow.)
(An alcohol pun? Wow.)
It's ironic that James would make a wicked hero for rescue operations, but he chose to be a villain for the love of the game. ||
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It's ironic that James would make a wicked hero for rescue operations, but he chose to be a villain for the love of the game. ||
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Aw that's fuckin nasty.
Staying far away from you at any gatherings.
Staying far away from you at any gatherings.
i'm spitting in the punch
Jokes on you, I'm a party animal, that's right up my alley.
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Aw that's fuckin nasty.
Staying far away from you at any gatherings.
Staying far away from you at any gatherings.
Jokes on you, I'm a party animal, that's right up my alley.
i'm only chill if i stand on the opposite side of the room
otherwise i'm spilling punch on you
otherwise i'm spilling punch on you
I mean, if it's for a holiday party? I'd be chill for the day.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Jokes on you, I'm a party animal, that's right up my alley.