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@metallicsweet.bsky.social
Rachel ❧ 30s ❧ they/no pronouns ❧ 18↑ ❧ https://archiveofourown.org/users/Metallic_Sweet
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nah I peaked with this post
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
nah I peaked with this post
lrp why use AI when you could have the joy of imagining anything, and I mean absolutely anything, with the blorbo. The power of imagination makes us infinite
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
lrp why use AI when you could have the joy of imagining anything, and I mean absolutely anything, with the blorbo. The power of imagination makes us infinite
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Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
Father, watching me play Thank Goodness You’re Here: Wait, is this a game?
Me, lifting up my controller: Yes
Father: I thought it was a Monty Python show
Me, lifting up my controller: Yes
Father: I thought it was a Monty Python show
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Father, watching me play Thank Goodness You’re Here: Wait, is this a game?
Me, lifting up my controller: Yes
Father: I thought it was a Monty Python show
Me, lifting up my controller: Yes
Father: I thought it was a Monty Python show
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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Angeldevil from chainsawman!
October 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Angeldevil from chainsawman!
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The Black Parade is Dead // Long Live the Black Parade !
Four color (fluorescent orange / fluorescent pink / light teal / black) riso print I made recently that I'm super proud of!
Four color (fluorescent orange / fluorescent pink / light teal / black) riso print I made recently that I'm super proud of!
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The Black Parade is Dead // Long Live the Black Parade !
Four color (fluorescent orange / fluorescent pink / light teal / black) riso print I made recently that I'm super proud of!
Four color (fluorescent orange / fluorescent pink / light teal / black) riso print I made recently that I'm super proud of!
lrp Three Hopes giving me confirmation that Ferdinand is, in fact, the semi-affable blood knight I always suspected he was continues to send me
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
lrp Three Hopes giving me confirmation that Ferdinand is, in fact, the semi-affable blood knight I always suspected he was continues to send me
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good day to remember one of my favorite three hopes screenshots
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
good day to remember one of my favorite three hopes screenshots
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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me, crashing out at work: you know, at the end of the day, I've at least learned that I *can* be a better person, but I don't *want* to be one
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
me, crashing out at work: you know, at the end of the day, I've at least learned that I *can* be a better person, but I don't *want* to be one
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Pages 7-9/?
agrippa and gallus being so so pretty and gracious
agrippa and gallus being so so pretty and gracious
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Pages 7-9/?
agrippa and gallus being so so pretty and gracious
agrippa and gallus being so so pretty and gracious
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「仕事」(+5h)
二人とも本当にしっかり仕事をする人で、ありがたい限りです😊
ヒューフェル版ワンドロワンライ🖤🧡
二人とも本当にしっかり仕事をする人で、ありがたい限りです😊
ヒューフェル版ワンドロワンライ🖤🧡
December 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
「仕事」(+5h)
二人とも本当にしっかり仕事をする人で、ありがたい限りです😊
ヒューフェル版ワンドロワンライ🖤🧡
二人とも本当にしっかり仕事をする人で、ありがたい限りです😊
ヒューフェル版ワンドロワンライ🖤🧡
I wish it could always be high 50s in my house when I sleep so I can really appreciate a hot water bottle in bed
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I wish it could always be high 50s in my house when I sleep so I can really appreciate a hot water bottle in bed
stressed about life so I'm watching Ranma 1/2 again
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
stressed about life so I'm watching Ranma 1/2 again
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kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
December 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
kind of obsessed with this custom binding for Moby dick by Susan and Chaim Ebanks at Exeter Bookbinders
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why pay for therapy when spock with a cat is free
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
why pay for therapy when spock with a cat is free
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December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I want to write fic! Not call insurance! Not go to the bank! Not send emails!! There’s more important documentation (fic) to do!!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I want to write fic! Not call insurance! Not go to the bank! Not send emails!! There’s more important documentation (fic) to do!!!
AI search will never match the power of a late 90s/early 00s kid expertly searching Geocities and Yahoo Clubs for the missing three pages in a random chapter of Naruto or Inu-Yasha
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
AI search will never match the power of a late 90s/early 00s kid expertly searching Geocities and Yahoo Clubs for the missing three pages in a random chapter of Naruto or Inu-Yasha
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reading my old fics is like [fine sentence that makes me feel like i’m reading a normal fic][cringe sentence][typo][sentence so good that idk if i could write something that good now][sentence so annoying i want to throw something at myself][piece of characterization i don’t agree w anymore][typo]
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
reading my old fics is like [fine sentence that makes me feel like i’m reading a normal fic][cringe sentence][typo][sentence so good that idk if i could write something that good now][sentence so annoying i want to throw something at myself][piece of characterization i don’t agree w anymore][typo]
grateful to have a job but honestly bummed to be trapped in the capitalist machine
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
grateful to have a job but honestly bummed to be trapped in the capitalist machine