Empress of Crows
@metasynchronic.bsky.social
Overeducated feral raccoon pretending to be human. 1209 years old. Extremely obscure and random. I was there when snark was invented. Possibly a Disney Princess.
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The lion (panther) shall lie down with the lamb (potato), and there will be peace (détente) on earth (in my office) forever more (temporarily)
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The lion (panther) shall lie down with the lamb (potato), and there will be peace (détente) on earth (in my office) forever more (temporarily)
In other news, I was wondering what your reaction to this scenario would be:
- Initial topic of discussion covered in a biweekly team meeting.
- Email conversation initiated with topic, including questions about steps to completing task.
- Initial topic of discussion covered in a biweekly team meeting.
- Email conversation initiated with topic, including questions about steps to completing task.
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
In other news, I was wondering what your reaction to this scenario would be:
- Initial topic of discussion covered in a biweekly team meeting.
- Email conversation initiated with topic, including questions about steps to completing task.
- Initial topic of discussion covered in a biweekly team meeting.
- Email conversation initiated with topic, including questions about steps to completing task.
GUESS WHO APPLIED FOR AND GOT AN ADJUNCT TEACHING JOB?!?!?!
I get to teach art appreciation to community college students in the spring!!!!
I get to teach art appreciation to community college students in the spring!!!!
a young boy is dancing in a classroom while sitting at a table .
Alt: a young boy is dancing in a classroom while sitting at a table .
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November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
GUESS WHO APPLIED FOR AND GOT AN ADJUNCT TEACHING JOB?!?!?!
I get to teach art appreciation to community college students in the spring!!!!
I get to teach art appreciation to community college students in the spring!!!!
This is gorgeous and you should definitely read it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This is gorgeous and you should definitely read it.
Reposted by Empress of Crows
My head is so fucked up.
CN: weight, diet, Ana-adjacent thoughts, ED
I got on the scale this morning after being sick the last two weeks. I had looked at myself in the mirror and thought "hmmmm this is gonna suck, I have not danced since the show, I am gonna be real bummed about the numbers..."
CN: weight, diet, Ana-adjacent thoughts, ED
I got on the scale this morning after being sick the last two weeks. I had looked at myself in the mirror and thought "hmmmm this is gonna suck, I have not danced since the show, I am gonna be real bummed about the numbers..."
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
My head is so fucked up.
CN: weight, diet, Ana-adjacent thoughts, ED
I got on the scale this morning after being sick the last two weeks. I had looked at myself in the mirror and thought "hmmmm this is gonna suck, I have not danced since the show, I am gonna be real bummed about the numbers..."
CN: weight, diet, Ana-adjacent thoughts, ED
I got on the scale this morning after being sick the last two weeks. I had looked at myself in the mirror and thought "hmmmm this is gonna suck, I have not danced since the show, I am gonna be real bummed about the numbers..."
I took the alignment/character quiz again (it's a semi-annual thing I do) and apparently I've evolved from a Chaotic Good Elf Paladin level 6 into a Chaotic Good Human Paladin level 7.
Hrmmm.
I still stand by the assertion that I should be multiclassed as a paladin or bard with artificer.
Hrmmm.
I still stand by the assertion that I should be multiclassed as a paladin or bard with artificer.
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I took the alignment/character quiz again (it's a semi-annual thing I do) and apparently I've evolved from a Chaotic Good Elf Paladin level 6 into a Chaotic Good Human Paladin level 7.
Hrmmm.
I still stand by the assertion that I should be multiclassed as a paladin or bard with artificer.
Hrmmm.
I still stand by the assertion that I should be multiclassed as a paladin or bard with artificer.
Please, someone, give me a new job. I'm desperate.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Please, someone, give me a new job. I'm desperate.
Who is Olivia and why should I care?
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Who is Olivia and why should I care?
LOOK HOW CUTE MY DOG IS
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
LOOK HOW CUTE MY DOG IS
Introduced Megaera to this cinematic masterpiece this evening.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Introduced Megaera to this cinematic masterpiece this evening.
I'm pretty sure this guy was in my MFA program.
he’s on drugs in this one, yes? like it has to be drugs
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm pretty sure this guy was in my MFA program.
I'm a pretty pretty princess ballerina.
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm a pretty pretty princess ballerina.
Rebellious writing with glitter:
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Rebellious writing with glitter:
My mother has been incessantly messaging me about details for Saturday's performance.
I was initially getting annoyed. But then I realized, she's 1500 miles away, and wants to get it right so she can see me dance on pointe for the first time in 30 years. She's *anxious*, not annoying.
I was initially getting annoyed. But then I realized, she's 1500 miles away, and wants to get it right so she can see me dance on pointe for the first time in 30 years. She's *anxious*, not annoying.
a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
Alt: A gif from Insecure, a woman is standing and saying "you know what that is? Growth. "
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My mother has been incessantly messaging me about details for Saturday's performance.
I was initially getting annoyed. But then I realized, she's 1500 miles away, and wants to get it right so she can see me dance on pointe for the first time in 30 years. She's *anxious*, not annoying.
I was initially getting annoyed. But then I realized, she's 1500 miles away, and wants to get it right so she can see me dance on pointe for the first time in 30 years. She's *anxious*, not annoying.
Was in my hot girl era for like....2 hours last night.
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Was in my hot girl era for like....2 hours last night.
Crow friends and cat friends
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Crow friends and cat friends
Because no one replied to this I assume yall are just tooooo intimidated by me and that I am terrifying.
I think I have two intimidation levels, probably 0, and then maybe 7?
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Because no one replied to this I assume yall are just tooooo intimidated by me and that I am terrifying.
We would like some cheese, mother.
Cc this is for all of you but especially for @yoganerd.bsky.social and @alexandraknew.bsky.social
Cc this is for all of you but especially for @yoganerd.bsky.social and @alexandraknew.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
We would like some cheese, mother.
Cc this is for all of you but especially for @yoganerd.bsky.social and @alexandraknew.bsky.social
Cc this is for all of you but especially for @yoganerd.bsky.social and @alexandraknew.bsky.social
National Black Cat Day so here are some black cats.
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
National Black Cat Day so here are some black cats.
Anxiety is through the roof this week.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Anxiety is through the roof this week.
I think I have two intimidation levels, probably 0, and then maybe 7?
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I think I have two intimidation levels, probably 0, and then maybe 7?
Just attended a conference session on communication styles and scored the same "strength" on two diametrically opposed styles which explains so much and also nothing.
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Just attended a conference session on communication styles and scored the same "strength" on two diametrically opposed styles which explains so much and also nothing.
