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Empress of Crows
@metasynchronic.bsky.social
Overeducated feral raccoon pretending to be human. 1209 years old. Extremely obscure and random. I was there when snark was invented. Possibly a Disney Princess.

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The lion (panther) shall lie down with the lamb (potato), and there will be peace (détente) on earth (in my office) forever more (temporarily)
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
In other news, I was wondering what your reaction to this scenario would be:

- Initial topic of discussion covered in a biweekly team meeting.
- Email conversation initiated with topic, including questions about steps to completing task.
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
GUESS WHO APPLIED FOR AND GOT AN ADJUNCT TEACHING JOB?!?!?!

I get to teach art appreciation to community college students in the spring!!!!
a young boy is dancing in a classroom while sitting at a table .
Alt: a young boy is dancing in a classroom while sitting at a table .
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November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is gorgeous and you should definitely read it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Reposted by Empress of Crows
My head is so fucked up.
CN: weight, diet, Ana-adjacent thoughts, ED

I got on the scale this morning after being sick the last two weeks. I had looked at myself in the mirror and thought "hmmmm this is gonna suck, I have not danced since the show, I am gonna be real bummed about the numbers..."
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I took the alignment/character quiz again (it's a semi-annual thing I do) and apparently I've evolved from a Chaotic Good Elf Paladin level 6 into a Chaotic Good Human Paladin level 7.

Hrmmm.

I still stand by the assertion that I should be multiclassed as a paladin or bard with artificer.
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Please, someone, give me a new job. I'm desperate.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Who is Olivia and why should I care?
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
LOOK HOW CUTE MY DOG IS
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Introduced Megaera to this cinematic masterpiece this evening.
November 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I'm pretty sure this guy was in my MFA program.
he’s on drugs in this one, yes? like it has to be drugs
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm a pretty pretty princess ballerina.
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Rebellious writing with glitter:
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
My mother has been incessantly messaging me about details for Saturday's performance.

I was initially getting annoyed. But then I realized, she's 1500 miles away, and wants to get it right so she can see me dance on pointe for the first time in 30 years. She's *anxious*, not annoying.
a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
Alt: A gif from Insecure, a woman is standing and saying "you know what that is? Growth. "
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November 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Was in my hot girl era for like....2 hours last night.
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Crow friends and cat friends
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Dis mah fren
October 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Because no one replied to this I assume yall are just tooooo intimidated by me and that I am terrifying.
I think I have two intimidation levels, probably 0, and then maybe 7?
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We would like some cheese, mother.

Cc this is for all of you but especially for @yoganerd.bsky.social and @alexandraknew.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
National Black Cat Day so here are some black cats.
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Anxiety is through the roof this week.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think I have two intimidation levels, probably 0, and then maybe 7?
October 24, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Just attended a conference session on communication styles and scored the same "strength" on two diametrically opposed styles which explains so much and also nothing.
October 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm stuck.
October 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM