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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula

@metricula.com

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Entertainer, horticulturist, musician, bird person, clown, atheist, Lady Three Names of the Neon-Haired Harpies, member of band The Salacious Crumbles (she/her) metricula.com for MUSIC and OPINIONS Raleigh, NC DANI ORTHAC LIVES

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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 9h

I can’t sweat! I’m much too honourable!

Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 9h

I bonded with my mother over mocking that (un)Prince Andrew interview, you don’t understand I was at a Pizza Express in Woking

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wing is a pile of magpies @sevenishmagpies.com · 9h

I forgot to take pictures but I did a Halloween costume last Saturday (I wore the closest thing I could find to a flannel shirt and had power tools with spreadsheets taped to them I was Posie the Pivoter).

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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 2d

OKAY! No dislocation or fracture, just banged up. Got it iced and wrapped and just have to wait it out for a couple days

Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 2d

Welp I’ve banged up my knee and now we’re at an urgent care

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spooky mental haunted house @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 2d

the thing you have to understand about JD Vance is that he is a ghoul haunting the earth

FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d

Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do

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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 3d

R is coming to rescue me with the spare key

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Jake The Human @fakeninja.bsky.social · 3d

We talk a lot about how Elon Musk fuckid up on account of ”Tweet” being a word in the dictionary.

We talk less about how the Twitter logo was PROMINENTLY DISPLAYED ON EVERY PRODUCT and IN ALMOST EVERY AD for NO MONEY, and now that it’s a nazi cesspool no one does that anymore.

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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 3d

I locked my keys in my car at therapy so at least I have a peaceful waiting room

Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 3d

It feels like living in bizarro world when all these rich C-suite types are like “AI is gonna be great! It’s gonna do great stuff and be the future! It’s gonna make jobs!”

And it’s like… give me an example. Any example.

The only thing they talk about it doing is cutting labor costs/jobs

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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 5d

I’m not saying it’s the best movie I’ve seen all year but easily a 7/10 overall, maybe an 8/10 for a shoestring budget horror movie

Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 5d

Saw some dudes on Reddit be like, “the ending came out of nowhere!”

I don’t know what to tell you, bro, it was really explicitly telegraphed (in writing even at one point) but maybe you don’t understand how babies are made

Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 5d

I liked Shelby Oaks! People saying the movie was “hard to follow” baffle me. R wasn’t familiar with the source material at all and didn’t have a problem either

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Last Neocon @deejaymcg.bsky.social · 5d

These. People. Are. Morons.

Brian Rosenworcel @brianrosenworcel.bsky.social · 5d

Joe Rogan is confusing measles with chicken pox

Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 5d

About to see Shelby Oaks!! I loved the Paranormal Paranoids unfiction project so I’m glad this got picked up for release

Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 5d

“You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke”

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 6d

bsky.app/profile/yoke...

1980s-style meme of text that reads "Resurrect John Brown and Give Him Power Armor"

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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 6d

Super heavy on the mushrooms too

Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 6d

Big batch dinner for the week is a spin on a stroganoff with ground turkey instead of beef and caramelized onions

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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 6d

Honestly vaporwave is freeing

da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 6d

BRING IT BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN

WHEN IN TIME DO WE NEED "ABANDONED MALL MUSIC" IF NOT NOW, WHEN DO WE NEED TO HEAR DA RUINS OF AMERICAN CULTURE FLOAT IN A CLOUD OF REVERB IF NOT NOW, WHEN SHOULD SLOWED DOWN MUSIC BE A BALM FOR DA EAR'S OF DA WORKING PERSON IF NOT NOW, AND DA TEXT : "I MISS VAPOR WAVE ,ALL MUSIC SHOULD BE OTHER MUSIC THATS SLOWED DOWN, ALL MUSIC SHOULD BE ABLOUT DOLPHINS AND STATUE'S, ALL MUSIC SHOULD SOUND LIKE SHIT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 7d

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Screen shot of Cuthbert Beckett from video game Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines

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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 7d

Oh yeah, this is gonna go great and not get people killed

Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 7d

“An artificial intelligence system apparently mistook a high school student’s bag of Doritos for a firearm and called local police to tell them the pupil was armed.”

US student handcuffed after AI system apparently mistook bag of chips for firearm

Baltimore county high schools have gun detection system that alerts police if it sees what it deems suspicious

www.theguardian.com

Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 8d

This was a vibes-based victory

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Me-TRICK-OR-TREAT-ula @metricula.com · 8d

It wasn’t a competition but I think I totally owned @thefraybeneath.bsky.social on the bumper cars

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