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mewkitsu.bsky.social
@mewkitsu.bsky.social
here is where i talk to myself out loud and on the rare occasion people read it ✧
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if something happens to me, please put noobi in a good home that treats him like a little prince and love him with patience—he’s a very very affectionate shy boy with ptsd. he loves brushies and a good laser pointer :)
i’m COLD
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
me
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
wow it really does just hit you one random morning 🥲
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
omg YESSS WE CAN FINALLY KILL MIDAS
🏔️ WOOLHAVEN IS OUT
ON THE 22ND OF JANUARY! 🏔️

Almost doubling the base game's content!

PRE-ORDERS START TODAY
December 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
you ever watch your friend’s stories and have many questions

like girl first of all why is there a random baby goat in your house

second of all why are you throwing a birthday party for it
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
can’t even take a smoke break in front of my building without seeing strange men everywhere staring at me, hearing a baby nonstop crying, and some bitchass dog yapping and yapping ohhh my god i’m so annoyed
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
scared the shit out of card shop owners today when i opened a prismatic pack and the first one was an eevee. they thought that i got a god pack and almost jumped on me. i can still feel the sudden grip on my shoulder and the “YOOO-oh” from one of them lmfaooo
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
well since he’s being talked about—did i ever tell you guys that my friends and i would ding dong ditch the game’s house when we were kids, and one time 50 cent came outside and yelled at us? lmao i’m sorry we were such little shits big dawg
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
my job keeps sending me retirement info and i don’t think they understand that i have ms, i’m not going to get to retire. i’m gonna retire out of living
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wow i hate everything 🥲
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i was trying to figure out what shade to call my new hair and my gay designer coworker came in and went, “AHHH GIRL!! I LOOOOVE YOUR NEW AUBURN HAIR!” so there was my answer
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
if you come into my store and the first thing out of your mouth is “so according to ch*tgpt…” i’m not going to take you seriously for the rest of the conversation

sad thing is that this was a pr*gnant lady too…
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
why is my period either vomit-until-you-pass-out cramps or you’re-gonna-be-the-most-depressed-you’ve-been-in-years-despite-things-being-the-best-they’ve-been-since-childhood-with-a-side-of-migraine bad

please i just want to be normal and not make people worry about me or upset them with my sad
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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June 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
gonna start wearing a rubber band to pavlov myself with every time i forget that i need to learn to speak an immense less amount
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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🧿🦂
November 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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Every single day of 2025
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
the sands of time cometh for me on thursday (tomorrow)
the sands of time cometh for me on wednesday
the sands of time cometh for me on monday
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
seasonal depression ran me over with a monster truck
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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oh FUCK YEAH it’s LIE DOWN TIME
November 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
oh october 🎃🤍
November 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
birthday month starts now and i drained this tub in .5 seconds after a strawberry clvodka lemonade bc i need it to deal w/my family
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM