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Mark Romoser
@mfromoser.bsky.social
disability activist and cat lover
Valentine's, schmalentine's. For Pumpkin and me, it's just another Caturday.
February 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
This just in: Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Obviously) and podcast bro Benny Johnson are batshit crazy. Extra style points for Johnson working the Rothschild Bank into his bonkers rant.

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February 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
What is it with these people and dogs? Drew Magary investigates.

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Pam Bondi tried to steal a 4-year-old's dog
Drew Magary on MAGA's new rite of passage.
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February 13, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Go for it! You know who else besides Ghislaine lied on his citizenship application? fElon Musk! I think they should be cellmates at CECOT.

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February 13, 2026 at 9:19 PM
North Carolina is under an Orange Alert! Repeat: Orange Alert!

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February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
ICE Barbie has presidential ambitions?! I'd sure hate to be the White House dog!

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February 13, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Great. EriKa KirK wants to bring the Troubles back to Northern Ireland.

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February 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
How many Kinsellas in a Scaramucci?

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February 12, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Bovino may actually be as batshit crazy as Agent Orange himself.

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February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Marriage camps? Sounds like a really bad reality show. But this one's brought to you by our dear friends at the Heritage Foundation. And the season finale will be a Moonie-style mass wedding!

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February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Apparently the word Black is now illegal in Flori-duh. So I guess they'll have to sleep out every Thursday night until the big sales start after Thanksgiving. 🙂

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February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
His poll numbers are so low that Gallup won't even bother to take them anymore.

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February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Will the last person leaving the repuke party please turn out the lights?

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February 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Wouldn't it be glorious if one of them fingered (so to speak) fElon?

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Elon Musk Vows to Pay Legal Fees for Any Epstein Victim Who ‘Speaks the Truth’
Elon Musk offered to pay the legal fees for any victims of dead sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein who are willing to come forward and name their perpetrators
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February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Repukes. One of them is clutching his pearls about twerking, and another one is calling for circumcisions at the 50-yard line. No, really. Not The Onion.

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February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Maybe we can start calling him the Arch Enemy.

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February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Too bad Gordie Howe isn't around to give tRump a few body checks, eh?

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Trump threatens to block opening of new bridge between Ontario and Michigan | CBC News
U.S. President Donald Trump is threatening to block the opening of the Gordie Howe Bridge, poised to become the newest border crossing between Windsor, Ont., and Detroit.
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February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Is it murder if the guy dies because the goons won't let him have his meds?

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Federal agents arrested kidney transplant recipient delivering groceries and detained him without medication, family and lawmakers say
Officers rammed 38-year-old man while he was volunteering for church’s mutual aid group, according to Minnesota official
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February 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Did I read this right? Crypto is asking for a bailout? Crypto?!

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Bitcoin price sinks below $67,000 after Bessent says the US government can't tell banks to bail out crypto
Bitcoin sank after Treasury Secretary Bessent said banks would not bail out crypto.
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February 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Drew Magary tries his hand at film criticism. Guess which one he saw?

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'Melania' is so, so, so bad
"It has no journalistic value and even less entertainment value."
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February 6, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Iguana. It's what's for dinner. In Flori-duh, anyway.

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Iguana Meat Pizza Debuts at Florida Restaurant After Cold Weather Freezes Iguanas en Masse (Exclusive)
"It’s a little bit sweet, I can’t really describe it," iguana trapper Ryan Izquierdo tells PEOPLE of the reptile's meat
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February 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Let me guess. The only restaurant will be a YUGE! McDonald's, and flights will only go to Palm Beach and Moscow.

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February 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM