michael augustine
@michaelaugustine.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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If a nuclear bomb went off in LA the first thing I would do is check to see if the Dodgers were home or away.
The other day I was driving through a neighborhood in New West and I saw a guy cross the street whose entire vibe and aesthetic was “Guy Who Started Writing Poetry After Coming Home From Nam”.
December 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The other day I was driving through a neighborhood in New West and I saw a guy cross the street whose entire vibe and aesthetic was “Guy Who Started Writing Poetry After Coming Home From Nam”.
Just had some Chef Boyardee for the first time in like six or so years and let me tell you, it sucked shit and was perfect.
December 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Just had some Chef Boyardee for the first time in like six or so years and let me tell you, it sucked shit and was perfect.
watching the Pluribus where Carol turns the corner with her mental health by costing the production tens of thousands of dollars by singing a bunch of songs
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
watching the Pluribus where Carol turns the corner with her mental health by costing the production tens of thousands of dollars by singing a bunch of songs
Greg Biffle news is so sad like imagine if Kobe Bryant was flying the helicopter and also wasn’t a rapist, that’s kind of like what this is.
December 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Greg Biffle news is so sad like imagine if Kobe Bryant was flying the helicopter and also wasn’t a rapist, that’s kind of like what this is.
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Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Bari Weiss is Rory Gilmore (derogatory)
He asks for string cheese every night because it delays bedtime anywhere from 8 to 15 minutes while he eats it.
Watching my son take his sweet time with a string cheese in his big boy room, which we’re getting ready to sleep in for the first time tonight
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
He asks for string cheese every night because it delays bedtime anywhere from 8 to 15 minutes while he eats it.
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i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
Paul Giamatti, Star Trek’s Latest Villain, Just Proved His Trek Fandom to Us - IGN
Paul Giamatti, who plays Star Trek’s latest villain Nus Braka on the upcoming Starfleet Academy, just proved his Trek fandom to us.
www.ign.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
Watching my son take his sweet time with a string cheese in his big boy room, which we’re getting ready to sleep in for the first time tonight
December 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Watching my son take his sweet time with a string cheese in his big boy room, which we’re getting ready to sleep in for the first time tonight
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searching for “Uncle Pecos Tom and Jerry fancam” to unsatisfying results
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
searching for “Uncle Pecos Tom and Jerry fancam” to unsatisfying results
wait was that Luigi Primo in the bar of the new Knives Out movie?
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
wait was that Luigi Primo in the bar of the new Knives Out movie?
The week to week whiplash of following “X-Cops” with “First Person Shooter” must have driven people insane.
December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The week to week whiplash of following “X-Cops” with “First Person Shooter” must have driven people insane.
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“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”
December 24, 2023 at 8:27 PM
“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”
Tyler Rogers, I love you. Vaya con Dios.
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Tyler Rogers, I love you. Vaya con Dios.
My beloved son and I are watching the Chuck Jones Grinch cartoon for the second time since last night. He laughs all through it when he didn’t laugh at the Jim Carrey movie a single time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My beloved son and I are watching the Chuck Jones Grinch cartoon for the second time since last night. He laughs all through it when he didn’t laugh at the Jim Carrey movie a single time.
I’m anesthetized but they told me to keep my phone so I cannot be held responsible for my actions over the next three to four hours
December 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m anesthetized but they told me to keep my phone so I cannot be held responsible for my actions over the next three to four hours
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Instant all-timer here:
being totally off twitter has put a real strain on how i fuck around at work. this place still ain’t poppin
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
being totally off twitter has put a real strain on how i fuck around at work. this place still ain’t poppin
Kurt Sutter can’t keep getting away with this.
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Kurt Sutter can’t keep getting away with this.
My son understands that needles are involved with tattoos so he assumes tattoo artists are doctors. He said when he gets a tattoo the doctor could use a crayon instead.
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
My son understands that needles are involved with tattoos so he assumes tattoo artists are doctors. He said when he gets a tattoo the doctor could use a crayon instead.
getting my first tattoo in almost ten years and it’s my chest because i’m a beautiful idiot
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
getting my first tattoo in almost ten years and it’s my chest because i’m a beautiful idiot
I would thrive in a PLUR1BUS situation.
December 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I would thrive in a PLUR1BUS situation.
AMichaelClark Runs On Duncan
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
AMichaelClark Runs On Duncan
checking back in on this how did it pan out
Currently on pace for a 150 RBI season.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
checking back in on this how did it pan out