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👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻

@michaelbradt.bsky.social

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comedian; lawyer; believer in education, science, common sense, and human decency; fortwayneimprov.com

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👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 2d

Whoever invented Sober October is clearly not a baseball fan.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 2d

At $20 a month, I'll never know.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 2d

Its entire job is to give information quickly, and it fails miserably at that.

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👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 2d

So, TNT has the worst score bug in 2025, right?

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👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 4d

Well, Greenwood IS 82, so it would be perfectly on-brand in this dystopian nightmare world where people who might not live until tomorrow are making long-lasting decisions for everyone.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 11d

I miss when our politicians weren't trying out the worst open mic material I've ever seen or heard.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 11d

Take me with you, hat.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 16d

They had about 1 trillion good choices for a title for the Springsteen biopic, and they somehow fucked it up.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 16d

You would think they'd at least spell check "bar."

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 21d

Fuck off, Disney. Doing the right thing only when it affects your bottom line might as well be doing the wrong thing.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 24d

Fuck off.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24d

ILLINOIS — Trump’s Gestapo violently throws female congressional candidate @KatAbughazaleh to the ground to the ground

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👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 25d

I mean, Borderlands 4 JUST came out...

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · 26d

If you're not concerned that two late-night hosts have lost their jobs because this country elected the softest, most rabbit-eared piece of shit who's ever lived, freedom of speech may not be for you.

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👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 11

I don't normally notice this, but I absolutely hate how my hands smell.

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👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 9

My god, Bears.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 9

Soldier Field sounds like it's absolutely shaking.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 7

"Through the roof," would be a decent pun if he had a shred of intelligence.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 7

If there wasn't enough proof that Trump is a stupid fucking moron, he declares war on Chicago on a weekend that the Bears have a Monday night game, so no one has anything better to do today than to protest.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 7

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

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👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 6

Has the TACO seen The Untouchables? Not a good idea to fuck with Chicago.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 3

They all think they're comedians, and not one of them is funny.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 3

None of these fucks have any comedic sense or timing.

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 3

Bullies usually only bully until they take that first haymaker on the chin. LFG, Chicago!

👻 Michael Boo-radt 👻 @michaelbradt.bsky.social · Sep 3

These are all absolutely insane statements, but that bottom one, HOLY SHIT. He should be in solitary confinement for life.