michael
@michaelthesad.com
cat dad | creator of stuff | he/she/they | 29 | ▵
games, movies, d&d, sometimes funny, 🔞
fish tube connoisseur
real determiner
discord: michaelthesad
https://www.michaelthesad.com/links
games, movies, d&d, sometimes funny, 🔞
fish tube connoisseur
real determiner
discord: michaelthesad
https://www.michaelthesad.com/links
drinking concentrated red 40 and flying into an autistic rage brb
July 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
drinking concentrated red 40 and flying into an autistic rage brb
just spent like $1000 at Best Buy while gay
June 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
just spent like $1000 at Best Buy while gay
it’s always “what the dog doin” never “how the dog doin” 😞😞😞
April 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
it’s always “what the dog doin” never “how the dog doin” 😞😞😞
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if i ever get murdered in the street for being evil i give you all permission to make jokes but they better be fucking bangers or i’ll haunt your ass
December 5, 2024 at 3:36 AM
if i ever get murdered in the street for being evil i give you all permission to make jokes but they better be fucking bangers or i’ll haunt your ass
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Imagine logging into bluesky for the first time in a while and this being the first thing you see.
November 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Imagine logging into bluesky for the first time in a while and this being the first thing you see.
got a voicemail about my cum is this a gamer moment
November 25, 2024 at 8:06 PM
got a voicemail about my cum is this a gamer moment
had to make room for my new friends’ time zones
yard sale at the mind palace 80% off teen wolf trivia everything must go
November 14, 2024 at 8:04 AM
had to make room for my new friends’ time zones
yard sale at the mind palace 80% off teen wolf trivia everything must go
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 AM
yard sale at the mind palace 80% off teen wolf trivia everything must go
I wonder if they still think the VP has the power to deny the results of the election lol
November 6, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I wonder if they still think the VP has the power to deny the results of the election lol
“what are your intentions with my daughter”
man i really don’t think you want me to answer that
man i really don’t think you want me to answer that
October 24, 2024 at 4:43 AM
“what are your intentions with my daughter”
man i really don’t think you want me to answer that
man i really don’t think you want me to answer that
my wife did their hair for their theater performance tonight with their gaming headset on so we could do the destiny dungeon race today this is possibly a top 5 gamer move of all time
October 11, 2024 at 3:35 PM
my wife did their hair for their theater performance tonight with their gaming headset on so we could do the destiny dungeon race today this is possibly a top 5 gamer move of all time
who wanna see the bit they cut out of my balls at my vasectomy earlier this week
September 27, 2024 at 6:19 PM
who wanna see the bit they cut out of my balls at my vasectomy earlier this week
when you remember you are old enough that you have friends that have been at their current job since before you started highschool
September 25, 2024 at 10:26 PM
when you remember you are old enough that you have friends that have been at their current job since before you started highschool
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hitting the griddy on the beaches of Normandy is the new meta
September 4, 2024 at 7:22 PM
hitting the griddy on the beaches of Normandy is the new meta
“Kermit says fuck” is a hit at the D&D sesh
September 7, 2024 at 5:08 AM
“Kermit says fuck” is a hit at the D&D sesh
hitting the griddy on the beaches of Normandy is the new meta
September 4, 2024 at 7:22 PM
hitting the griddy on the beaches of Normandy is the new meta
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bedazzled my dick again
August 24, 2024 at 8:02 AM
bedazzled my dick again
why won’t my doctor listen when I say I need mouse bites and the stupid drug 😭😭
July 27, 2024 at 3:36 PM
why won’t my doctor listen when I say I need mouse bites and the stupid drug 😭😭
got kicked out of the D&D sesh so my party can plot against the bbeg in peace 🥲
July 20, 2024 at 5:30 AM
got kicked out of the D&D sesh so my party can plot against the bbeg in peace 🥲
I’m autistic you fuckin bet I’m gonna defend trains
July 6, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I’m autistic you fuckin bet I’m gonna defend trains
can I be fully nb but still claim man flu or do I have to pick 😪
June 3, 2024 at 5:56 PM
can I be fully nb but still claim man flu or do I have to pick 😪
I found the secret final boss in the new paper mario…….
May 27, 2024 at 7:24 AM
I found the secret final boss in the new paper mario…….
genie that grants you three wishes but won’t count it against your three as long as it’s for a silly little bit
May 20, 2024 at 2:30 AM
genie that grants you three wishes but won’t count it against your three as long as it’s for a silly little bit
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asking my D&D group to bring me character sheets of themselves “for a project” and then going “hmm intelligence is a little high don’t you think?” every time
May 5, 2024 at 7:09 AM
asking my D&D group to bring me character sheets of themselves “for a project” and then going “hmm intelligence is a little high don’t you think?” every time